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Literally The Worst posted:Both of these
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Apr 15, 2014 21:28
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pirate crew or death.
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Apr 15, 2014 21:33
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Literally The Worst posted:Both of these
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Apr 15, 2014 21:46
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> make wolf blitzer drink your pee
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Apr 15, 2014 21:46
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Literally The Worst posted:Both of these
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Apr 15, 2014 21:48
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Apr 15, 2014 22:21
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> come closer and you'll see the ping > goatse them
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Apr 15, 2014 22:24
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>push wolf blitzer off the boat
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Apr 15, 2014 22:24
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ask wolf if he's hungry for the truth
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Apr 15, 2014 22:26
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Concerned Citizen posted:ask wolf if he's hungry for the truth Then a cappella Duran Duran while sodomizing him.
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Apr 15, 2014 22:28
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> Feed Wolf Blitzer into one of the outboard motors feet first. Insist he report on his own death.
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Apr 15, 2014 22:32
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>sacrifice Wolf Blitzer to Dagon, awaken Cthulhu to join your pirate crew.
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Apr 15, 2014 22:35
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Drink more seawater. Offer some to Wolf.
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Apr 15, 2014 22:35
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Drum posted:> Feed Wolf Blitzer into one of the outboard motors feet first. Insist he report on his own death.
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Apr 15, 2014 22:35
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> take Wolf and cameraman hostage, demand Anderson Cooper join you on the high seas for fabulous piracy
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Apr 15, 2014 22:38
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Hogge Wild posted:> come closer and you'll see the ping
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Apr 15, 2014 22:41
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fire your gun wildly in the air while they are distracted HEAR THOSE PINGS ANDERSON???
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Apr 15, 2014 22:44
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>tell wolf that your last name is ping, and then propose to him, all while still refering to him as anderson cooper. if he refuses call him a homophobe, knock him from the boat and shoot him with the gun. then repeat this process with the cameraman
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Apr 15, 2014 22:53
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>Look deeply into the camera and inform the world's viewers of the mad savings to be had at MalaysiaAirlines.com
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Apr 15, 2014 23:01
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Tell him you hear the pings in the heart of this fish and then sing the song of your native people ~In the navy...
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Apr 15, 2014 23:03
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> rapidly surface the probe with MH370 on a hook so that the probe launches out of the water and hits Wolf while the fish simultaneously bites into his throat. say "say hello to my friend for me...in hell!"
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Apr 15, 2014 23:03
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Drum posted:> Feed Wolf Blitzer into one of the outboard motors feet first. Insist he report on his own death.
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Apr 15, 2014 23:04
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shoot wolf, take the microphone, start reporting in an exaggerated style mocking him
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Apr 15, 2014 23:09
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Drum posted:> Feed Wolf Blitzer into one of the outboard motors feet first. Insist he report on his own death. > Challenge Wolf to a game of Jeopardy. When he gets a question wrong feed him into one of the outboard motors feet first, lowering him more and more for each wrong answer he gives. Insist he report on his own death.
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Apr 15, 2014 23:16
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>Calmly explain that the fish did not put the numbers in correctly in time and this caused MH370 to crash
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Apr 15, 2014 23:16
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A Winner is Jew posted:> Challenge Wolf to a game of Jeopardy. When he gets a question wrong feed him into one of the outboard motors feet first, lowering him more and more for each wrong answer he gives. Insist he report on his own death.
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Apr 15, 2014 23:16
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Drum posted:> Feed Wolf Blitzer into one of the outboard motors feet first. Insist he report on his own death.
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Apr 15, 2014 23:18
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Drum posted:> Feed Wolf Blitzer into one of the outboard motors feet first. Insist he report on his own death. wolf blitzer dying graphically on live tv is really the only way to go here
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Apr 15, 2014 23:21
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A Winner is Jew posted:> Challenge Wolf to a game of Jeopardy. When he gets a question wrong feed him into one of the outboard motors feet first, lowering him more and more for each wrong answer he gives. Insist he report on his own death.
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Apr 15, 2014 23:22
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A Winner is Jew posted:> Challenge Wolf to a game of Jeopardy. When he gets a question wrong feed him into one of the outboard motors feet first, lowering him more and more for each wrong answer he gives. Insist he report on his own death. 
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Apr 15, 2014 23:23
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A Winner is Jew posted:> Challenge Wolf to a game of Jeopardy. When he gets a question wrong feed him into one of the outboard motors feet first, lowering him more and more for each wrong answer he gives. Insist he report on his own death. I do wonder if Atma even bothers writing a normal game goal with these anymore. Could we actually find the plane? Is there a normal "win state" for any of this?
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Apr 15, 2014 23:25
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> Exit West with Wolf
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Apr 15, 2014 23:32
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We need Wolf, He'd make a really good pirate. >At gunpoint force Wolf and cameraman onto the empty boat. Tell the cameraman that he is now the captain of the newly christened boat Probably Going to Die. Then send out an SOS for the boat and set it adrift.
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Apr 15, 2014 23:33
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Cuntpunch posted:> Exit West with Wolf
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Apr 15, 2014 23:34
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Cuntpunch posted:> Exit West with Wolf
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Apr 15, 2014 23:35
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ChuckHead posted:>At gunpoint force Wolf and cameraman onto the empty boat. Tell the cameraman that he is now the captain of the newly christened boat Probably Going to Die. Then send out an SOS for the boat and set it adrift.
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Apr 15, 2014 23:36
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Dr. Witherbone posted:I do wonder if Atma even bothers writing a normal game goal with these anymore. Could we actually find the plane? Is there a normal "win state" for any of this? Iirc he said that he won't be preparing his games anymore because goons cannot be predicted.
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Apr 15, 2014 23:37
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Shout: "Look over there!" and point behind the camera man. As soon as he turns the camera, shoot him. Then knock out Wolf and tie him up with his tie.
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Apr 15, 2014 23:41
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If we play our cards right we could have an inflatable boat with four engines on it.
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