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tbp posted:College complaint: feminist club keeps doing slam poetry about rape at all hours which keeps me away when i am trying to sleep. You should go flirt with them, maybe buy them a round of drinks?
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Of all the things I'm worried about, it's not my grades, my rapidly/already lovely financial situation, or my incessant drug use. No, the one thing I'm worried about is whether or not my girlfriend is giving an enthusiastic "YES" before I put my dipstick in her. Thanks college, for getting those priorities straight.
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Apr 15, 2014 19:45
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tbp posted:College complaint: slam poetry That's all you needed to say.
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Apr 15, 2014 19:52
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A White Guy posted:Of all the things I'm worried about, it's not my grades, my rapidly/already lovely financial situation, or my incessant drug use. Rape is a bit more serious than grades and financial aid.
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Apr 15, 2014 19:54
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A White Guy posted:Of all the things I'm worried about, it's not my grades, my rapidly/already lovely financial situation, or my incessant drug use. Name/post combo of the year contender right here.
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Apr 15, 2014 19:55
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College complaint: Latino students extra good at english 201 because they know all about essays
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Apr 15, 2014 20:05
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College complaint: Goon students extra good at english 201 because they know all about SA
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Apr 15, 2014 20:18
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College complaint: That guy riding around on his skateboard makes me feel like a dweeb.
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Apr 15, 2014 21:27
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Hello FYAD, how are you today?
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Apr 15, 2014 21:35
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kazil posted:Rape is a bit more serious than grades and financial aid. It certainly is. And it's a good thing that colleges are addressing this problem after so many years. At least I got free condoms for listening to a skinny lesbian chick berate a crowd of mostly dudes about consent for thirty minutes  .
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Apr 15, 2014 21:42
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A White Guy posted:It certainly is. And it's a good thing that colleges are addressing this problem after so many years. Ha! Women, right? Always wanting to waste your time and get your consent. What dykes.
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Apr 15, 2014 21:59
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ToxicSlurpee posted:One other thing about public speaking is that relying very heavily on notecards looks very, very bad. It can be handy to have a notecard or two to remind you of what order you want to say stuff in, especially for a long speech, or to jot down numbers you can't seem to remember, but don't outline your whole speech and stare at your cards the entire time. It makes you look like you're terrified of the audience. But I am terrified 
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Apr 15, 2014 22:14
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tbp posted:College complaint: Latino students extra good at english 201 because they know all about essays quote:There have been 61640 posts made by tbp, an average of 27.56 posts per day, 
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Apr 15, 2014 22:16
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College complaint: The local protein rendering service (which just recently went through a 'reprocessing dead pets into pet food scandal) picks up leftover grease and waste at 3 loving AM, running their pump for half an hour just outside my window.
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Apr 15, 2014 23:05
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College complaint: every time i passionately trash the troops in poli sci class all the veteran students say mean things at me
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Apr 16, 2014 00:15
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Justin Godscock posted:College complaint: every time i passionately trash the troops in poli sci class all the veteran students say mean things at me This is specifically the reason I got out of Poly Sci. It's literally a dick measuring contest in the classroom. Literally every class has been two douchebags arguing while the teacher moderates.
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Apr 16, 2014 02:19
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A White Guy posted:This is specifically the reason I got out of Poly Sci. It's literally a dick measuring contest in the classroom. Literally every class has been two douchebags arguing while the teacher moderates. It really depends if That Guy is in your class, I found.
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Apr 16, 2014 02:28
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Nope, poli sci sucks poo poo. It's not the professors' or even the discipline's fault, it's all the loving shitheads that sign up for it smugly because they have IMPORTANT THINGS TO SAY ABOUT POLITICS. You can avoid them for a while by sticking with stats, theory, or law, but it's way easier to just change your major to stats, philosophy, or pre-law and avoid all the goobers.
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Apr 16, 2014 02:35
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Justin Godscock posted:It really depends if That Guy is in your class, I found. The last three years have really whittled down my ability to cope with That Guys. Like to the point where it's entirely possible I will throttle one of them.
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Apr 16, 2014 02:46
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Ahaha, so thanks to the new automated attendance tracking system, I might have to give back all of my financial aid! Someone shoot me in the head please? I am beyond done with this bullshit.
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Apr 16, 2014 03:03
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Poli sci is where everyone goes so they can get better at proving their opinions right instead of learning things that could cause them to have better opinions.
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Apr 16, 2014 03:06
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College complaint: Indian students who still talk with a slight accent despite being in America for 20 years wear khaki shorts and polos to the gym (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 16, 2014 04:58
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Justin Godscock posted:It really depends if That Guy is in your class, I found. I had a That Guy who responded to the professor mentioning illegal immigration as a diversion issue during campaigns by going on a five minute ramble about illegal immigration policy. He was That Guy for the entire department, it was kind of funny. No one knew his name, but every single poli sci student knew who you meant when you talked about them, and it wasn't a small department by any means. Astrofig posted:Ahaha, so thanks to the new automated attendance tracking system, I might have to give back all of my financial aid! Someone shoot me in the head please? I am beyond done with this bullshit. God, I would have been so hosed. I did best in the classes I never went to because of lovely professors, like Ethics and Organic Chemistry. Now that I think about it, I feel like something is wrong with never going to Ethics and pulling an A-.
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Apr 16, 2014 05:16
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The lovely thing is, I WENT TO EVERY SINGLE loving CLASS! I have no idea how it got the idea I skipped enough days for this, and of course the office is closed by now, and I have to work mornings tomorrow, so I can't call until afternoon! Yay me! What is sleep?
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Apr 16, 2014 05:22
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tbp posted:College complaint: Indian students who still talk with a slight accent despite being in America for 20 years wear khaki shorts and polos to the gym Don't talk poo poo about Manmeet that guy is cool.
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Apr 16, 2014 06:21
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Astrofig posted:Ahaha, so thanks to the new automated attendance tracking system, I might have to give back all of my financial aid! Someone shoot me in the head please? I am beyond done with this bullshit.  Your college is a unique variety of hell.
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Apr 16, 2014 06:48
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A White Guy posted:
I think at one stage one of the unis in my city tried have a swipe on attendance system. It took less then a week to degenerate into one guy swiping 20 student ID cards at the door, which meant the lecturer had to take attendance manually anyway, so it didn't last long.
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Apr 16, 2014 07:17
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There were only a few classes at my colelge that had electronic attendance systems. These were usually the massive 100-200 people lectures, and it worked by everyone keying in a code on those electronic answering remotes and thus "signing in" to the class to answer lecture questions. Worked pretty drat well from what I saw.
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Apr 16, 2014 07:34
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My uni's been affected by heartbleed and blackboard and the wifi have been up and down intermittently since last wednesday / thursday  It's the last week of semester before mid-semester break this week too. Thank gently caress all my assignments were due in before the majority of the problems started happening.Thank christ I've heard from most people that their lecturers have been handing out extensions like candy, though, which is good.
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Apr 16, 2014 07:34
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Sir_Substance posted:I think at one stage one of the unis in my city tried have a swipe on attendance system. It took less then a week to degenerate into one guy swiping 20 student ID cards at the door, which meant the lecturer had to take attendance manually anyway, so it didn't last long. There's an old story about a student who had to miss class for some reason, so he arranged to leave a tape decider running in class to record the lecture. He found this so convenient that he eventually stopped attending class and just came to pick up and drop off his recorder. Other students decided to get in on this and began to coping him. Eventually in was just an empty class and one very annoyed professor. He didn't see why he had to keep showing up to talk to an empty room so he started making his own tapes. so the end result was one tape recorder lecturing to a class of other tape recorders.
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Apr 16, 2014 10:19
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College complaint: kid who is trying to "reinvent" himself keeps inviting me to events that seem designed for elementary school students such as rock climbing and video game marathons in the dorm room
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Apr 16, 2014 12:26
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Action-Bastard posted:There were only a few classes at my colelge that had electronic attendance systems. These were usually the massive 100-200 people lectures, and it worked by everyone keying in a code on those electronic answering remotes and thus "signing in" to the class to answer lecture questions. Worked pretty drat well from what I saw. Yeah, the only class I ever had with one of those was a 300 person pass-fail class where you could miss up to 5 classes during the semester, if I remember right.
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tbp posted:College complaint: kid who is trying to "reinvent" himself keeps inviting me to events that seem designed for elementary school students such as rock climbing and video game marathons in the dorm room I wish my dorm had been big enough to rock climb in.
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Apr 16, 2014 14:04
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College complaint: newly out gay kid won't stop wearing stupidly flamboyant clothes and talking with a lisp
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Apr 16, 2014 15:03
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tbp posted:College complaint: newly out gay kid won't stop wearing stupidly flamboyant clothes and talking with a lisp It's required for my scholarship, sorry.
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Apr 16, 2014 15:39
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College complaint: girl too dumb for engineering major thinks that it's about sexism or something retarded and nonexistent instead of her small brains
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Apr 16, 2014 18:06
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"You start with a 100% and can only lose points throughout the semester." Who the gently caress originally came up with this, and what is his home address
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Apr 16, 2014 18:09
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The one day I actually prepared for class, the teacher showed up just to cancel class. It was my only class of the day. I could have been sleeping.  I just paid $8.50 for a glass of water. $17 if you count that I bought my boyfriend into the dining hall, but he hasn't touched anything at all. Why is it so hard to play a cafeteria menu that doesn't revolve around gravy?
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Apr 16, 2014 18:12
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GabrielAisling posted:The one day I actually prepared for class, the teacher showed up just to cancel class. It was my only class of the day. I could have been sleeping. My cafeteria food groups are pizza, some sort of under/overcooked chewy poo poo, fried stuff from the grill that's pretty good. 8.50 for water is highway loving robbery. That'd had better be the best glass of water you literally ever drank.
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Is it $8.50 to just use the dining hall, or is water actually priced that loving high? Because that's the one thing that's totally free here!
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