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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Waltzing Along posted:

Make the cameraman switch clothes with you. Kill him. Take over his identity.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

turn off his camera first tho, the captain is watching cnn

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
>Write a sign in Wolf Blitzer's blood asking for help from Aquaman because the captain crashed MH370!

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

Jigsaw
Aug 14, 2008

Waltzing Along posted:

Make the cameraman switch clothes with you. Kill him. Take over his identity.

+

THS posted:

turn off his camera first tho, the captain is watching cnn

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
you people wanting to kill the cameraman are cruel.

he is our crew. have some goddamn loyalty

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

NutritiousSnack posted:

>Remind the captain of your status as gay, sea water loving human being and book it on the boat

Mercrom
Jul 17, 2009

duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

terrordactle
Sep 30, 2013
Poop into machine gun. Fire poop barrage at the enemy ship.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Concerned Citizen posted:

you people wanting to kill the cameraman are cruel.

he is our crew. have some goddamn loyalty

he never drank the seawater

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
> offer the large boat a glass of sea water

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

EDIT: Also this

TED BUNNDY posted:

this but also poo poo into the propeller so it rains bullets and feces onto the big ship

GenderSelectScreen fucked around with this message at 10:29 on Apr 16, 2014

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

this made me laugh like an idiot irl so this

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

This until the end of time.

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro

duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

this but also poo poo into the propeller so it rains bullets and feces onto the big ship

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

TED BUNNDY posted:

this but also poo poo into the propeller so it rains bullets and feces onto the big ship

Fewd
Mar 22, 2007

#vmp #opsec #kolmiloikka #happoo

duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing push it to the limit

ftfy :colbert:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA


TED BUNNDY posted:

also poo poo into the propeller so it rains bullets and feces onto the big ship

Advantageous
Apr 8, 2012

duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

+

Also fire a flare into an open pipe on the top of the ship and make it explode because the larger ship is the resurrected Exxon Valdez.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> quick, sacrifice the camera guy to satan

Advantageous
Apr 8, 2012

See if the cameraman has a tattoo of a map that will lead you to MH370.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
thanks for the fix

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwASii2f5c8

hmm

it could still work

DrunkDalek
May 20, 2003

Drinking beer to make music to drink beer to.
Is it possible to attach one of the machine guns to the drone?

Also, is there enough left of wolf's corpse to fashion his beard into a trophy?

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing push it to the limit

Lunchmeat Larry fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Apr 16, 2014

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Steer the drone and use it as a torpedo on the oncoming boat

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

Wingless
Mar 3, 2009

duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

e; I also don't mind if we end up crashing onto the big boat

Wingless fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Apr 16, 2014

FADEtoBLACK
Jan 26, 2007
>Ask Captain to reveal his overly complex plot since he has already won and anything we do couldn't possibly turn the tables now

Dance Marine
Feb 17, 2014

sacrifice the camera guy to Poseidon

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum

duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

I hate the loving Eagles

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit
YES

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

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spacetimecontinuu
Dec 31, 2004

duckfarts posted:

> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit

oh man thisssss

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