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PeterWeller
Apr 21, 2003

I told you that story so I could tell you this one.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

Stupid government, trying to protect the environment and human lives.

No, don't you see, I want to drive a rolling sculpture like those classic Buicks. Why don't I just buy a used one you ask. Because I want a safe and fuel efficient vehicle.

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

PeterWeller posted:

No, don't you see, I want to drive a rolling sculpture like those classic Buicks. Why don't I just buy a used one you ask. Because I want a safe and fuel efficient vehicle.

I think the answer to this dilemma was posted earlier:

Itzena posted:

Remember the Peugeot Onyx concept from last year? The copper & carbon fibre one -


Well, they've got a new one for this year: the Peugeot Exalt:




Hand-hammered stainless steel & sharkskin (the synthetic Olympic swimsuit stuff, not the fish stuff). Bit less supercar, slightly more realistic. The interior is nice:





Ebony, wool and aged leather. And yes, that's the Pug lion's-head emblem half-hidden in the carving.

Euro socialism wins again.

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Want to touch that wood. :gay:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Cream_Filling posted:

I think the answer to this dilemma was posted earlier:


Euro socialism wins again.

And here i thought spending millions on goofy concepts when your company is in the shitter was a CAUSE of socialism, not a result of it.

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

Powershift posted:

And here i thought spending millions on goofy concepts when your company is in the shitter was a CAUSE of socialism, not a result of it.

You've slept through far too many classes already.

Hell, that looks a bit like the 2011 PhoeniX concept and the last generation 9-5 to me.

PeterWeller
Apr 21, 2003

I told you that story so I could tell you this one.

Cream_Filling posted:

I think the answer to this dilemma was posted earlier:


Euro socialism wins again.

Oh sorry, I forgot to include "reliable".

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
Low belt lines you say?



Z06 now comes with convertible top and automatic trans.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
What's the equivalent of Bangle butt but for the front of the car? I guess that's one of those power bulge hoods or whatever theyr'e called. Either that or let's see a dry sump engine in a family sedan. That's got to be good for at least a good two inches or so off engine height, right?

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Cream_Filling posted:

What's the equivalent of Bangle butt but for the front of the car? I guess that's one of those power bulge hoods or whatever theyr'e called. Either that or let's see a dry sump engine in a family sedan. That's got to be good for at least a good two inches or so off engine height, right?

Also convert the engine to OHV and the front suspension to leaf springs.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
If you put the engine in the back, hood clearance is a non-issue.

oRenj9
Aug 3, 2004

Who loves oRenj soda?!?
College Slice

Throatwarbler posted:

Low belt lines you say?



Z06 now comes with convertible top and automatic trans.

That color is amazing.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Snowdens Secret posted:

If you put the engine in the back, hood clearance is a non-issue.

But rear decklid height and visibility still are.




All car design should have just stopped in 1991. It's been downhill ever since. :colbert:

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Throatwarbler posted:

Low belt lines you say?



Z06 now comes with convertible top and automatic trans.

Welcome to the year of our Lord 2014 where the automatic transmission is the luxury option, the efficiency option and the performance option.

Automatic Z06 is going to be the fast one.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

oRenj9 posted:

That color is amazing.

Almost looks like the old teal my mom had on her 89 Camaro.

Not hers, identical except the wheels though.



It was funny, too. She was in her early 30's, blond hair, blue eyes, 3rd generation Italian-American, and listened to Whitesnake and Def Leppard. Way to be a loving stereotype, mom!

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Apr 16, 2014

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

VikingSkull posted:

Almost looks like the old teal my mom had on her 89 Camaro.

Not hers, identical except the wheels though.



It was funny, too. She was in her early 30's, blond hair, blue eyes, 3rd generation Italian-American, and listened to Whitesnake and Def Leppard. Way to be a loving stereotype, mom!

Looks like Jeremy Clarkson's car from the US special.

...she never murdered anyone, did she?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
not to my knowledge but anything is possible

that was a bitchin' car though

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

VikingSkull posted:

not to my knowledge but anything is possible

that was a bitchin' car though

Would you say it was a Bitchin' Camaro?

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


PeterWeller posted:

Oh sorry, I forgot to include "reliable".

Peugeots are reliable, it pretty much goes like this:

Peugeot = Good handling, reliable, slightly conservative in styling and features.
Citroën = Comfortable as gently caress, mad designs, gets the new PSA platforms and potentially unreliable features first, weird electrical issues are common (at least on older models).
Renault = Dull as poo poo apart from their hot hatches, unreliable, shoddy build quality.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

KozmoNaut posted:

Peugeots are reliable, it pretty much goes like this:

Peugeot = Good handling, reliable, slightly conservative in styling and features.
Citroën = Comfortable as gently caress, mad designs, gets the new PSA platforms and potentially unreliable features first, weird electrical issues are common (at least on older models).
Renault = Dull as poo poo apart from their hot hatches, unreliable, shoddy build quality.

BMW, Mercedes, Volkswagen?

GM, Ford, Chrysler?

Honda, Toyota, Nissan Subaru Mazda Mitsubishi??

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

KozmoNaut posted:

Peugeot = Good handling, reliable, slightly conservative in styling and features.
Citroën = Comfortable as gently caress, mad designs, gets the new PSA platforms and potentially unreliable features first, weird electrical issues are common (at least on older models).
Renault = Dull as poo poo apart from their hot hatches, unreliable, shoddy build quality.

I still think it went all wrong for Peugeot after the 306 and 406 - the subsequent models just don't drive like the old ones.

Also I blame Renault for the electrical gremlins in my '02 Nissan - never had any issues with my pre-Renault era Nissans

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


dissss posted:

I still think it went all wrong for Peugeot after the 306 and 406 - the subsequent models just don't drive like the old ones.

Also I blame Renault for the electrical gremlins in my '02 Nissan - never had any issues with my pre-Renault era Nissans

I've heard that the 407 actually drives really well, but you're right about the 206, 207, 307, 308 and so on. Limp wet-noodle handling and extremely questionable contruction. The newer models such as the 208, new 308 and 508 are very nice cars indeed, so I think they're finally back to form.

Citroën made a real stinker with the first-gen C5, but other than that they've been doing quite well. Don't get me wrong, the C5 isn't a bad car (the suspension is wonderful), it just isn't very good.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

HotCanadianChick posted:

Would you say it was a Bitchin' Camaro?

Yes. Yes I would.

Also of note is my haircut at the time was a mullet without the commitment, aka the rat tail.

Ahhhh, the 80's.

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Cream_Filling posted:

This is a pretty silly statement to make about a car covered in camo.

Its just a vinyl wrap. You can still clearly make out the beltline on the rear quarter of the car. If the real thing comes out and the beltline is significantly lower I'll quote this post proclaiming how wrong I was.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

aparmenideanmonad posted:

Self driving cars are going to happen before this.

If driver training was anything approaching effective, we could have vehicle autopilots NOW. The trouble is, it's something you would still have to monitor, and pay attention to. Not something you turn on, and then bury your face in a smartphone or book.

Even if we go to autodriving cars, ignoring the road will still be reckless, because, as I've said countless times, poo poo BREAKS, and as the nominal operator of the vehicle, you're still responsible for it.

If you want to be totally self-absorbed during your commute, take a train.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Peugeot have just unveiled their 2008 DKR for next year's Dakar Rally with Carlos Sainz behind the wheel, and it looks absolutely bonkers:












First the 208 T16 at Pikes Peak, and now they're trying to reclaim the Dakar (which they won in '87, '88, '89 and '90). I can't say I'm too unhappy with Peugeot's new direction :)

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Coredump posted:

Its just a vinyl wrap. You can still clearly make out the beltline on the rear quarter of the car. If the real thing comes out and the beltline is significantly lower I'll quote this post proclaiming how wrong I was.

There's also what appears to be padding to obscure the shape of the greenhouse, which affects your original complaint which was about the size of the rear quarters, not beltlines. Complaining about styling based solely on mules in camo is dumb.

OXBALLS DOT COM fucked around with this message at 14:17 on Apr 16, 2014

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

MrYenko posted:


Even if we go to autodriving cars, ignoring the road will still be reckless, because, as I've said countless times, poo poo BREAKS, and as the nominal operator of the vehicle, you're still responsible for it.


poo poo breaks on human operated cars too. Autonomous cars don't need to be infallible 100% of the time to be an improvement, they only have to be better than the current state of people driving around texting and applying makeup.

BabyMauler
Sep 19, 2005

VikingSkull posted:

Almost looks like the old teal my mom had on her 89 Camaro.

Not hers, identical except the wheels though.



It was funny, too. She was in her early 30's, blond hair, blue eyes, 3rd generation Italian-American, and listened to Whitesnake and Def Leppard. Way to be a loving stereotype, mom!

gently caress I would buy a new Camaro with their base steel wheels tomorrow if they had that color, and I'm only half Italian haha. Saw one with home made IROC stickers and it made me laugh really hard. I wonder if people are going to homebrew T-Tops to let whats left of their rat tails flap in the wind. Also saw a Firebird nosed new Camaro in Providence and boy they look awful.

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

Cream_Filling posted:

There's also what appears to be padding to obscure the shape of the greenhouse, which affects your original complaint which was about the size of the rear quarters, not beltlines.

My bad, said beltline, meant rear quarters. We will see about the padding.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Throatwarbler posted:

poo poo breaks on human operated cars too. Autonomous cars don't need to be infallible 100% of the time to be an improvement, they only have to be better than the current state of people driving around texting and applying makeup.

I agree with you, but autonomous cars will only last until the first time the operator is ignoring everything going on around them, and their Googlecar plows through a school crossing, killing a couple kids.

Automation doesn't absolve an operator of responsibility. Trying to fix a training problem with an engineering solution still isn't effective.

AdmiralViscen
Nov 2, 2011

The new cruze was caught naked weeks ago.

http://www.carnewschina.com/2014/03/31/spy-shots-2015-chevrolet-cruze-is-naked-in-china/

No profile shot though.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
They'll probably just start with like a special supercruise lane on the highway or something but honestly I'm pretty skeptical about an affordable autonomous car that can handle urban traffic anytime soon i.e. within the next 20 years. Especially considering poo poo like necessary infrastructure (insanely slow), legislative support, and establishign a standard for communication or traffic behaviors that would actually allow such a system to be superior to human drivers, all of which takes forever and would have to come only after the tech itself is at least somewhat mature. Frankly very few people are going to be willing to pay an extra $10k for sensors and poo poo that needs maintenance which means it's going to take a long time for the price to come down and for something like this to catch on, especially given the continuing economic climate.

OXBALLS DOT COM fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Apr 16, 2014

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Cream_Filling posted:

They'll probably just start with like a special supercruise lane on the highway or something but honestly I'm pretty skeptical about an affordable autonomous car that can handle urban traffic anytime soon i.e. within the next 20 years. Especially considering poo poo like necessary infrastructure (insanely slow), legislative support, and establishign a standard for communication or traffic behaviors that would actually allow such a system to be superior to human drivers, all of which takes forever and would have to come only after the tech itself is at least somewhat mature. Frankly very few people are going to be willing to pay an extra $10k for sensors and poo poo that needs maintenance which means it's going to take a long time for the price to come down and for something like this to catch on, especially given the continuing economic climate.

Yeah, automated freeway travel is going to be the future. Alerts when your exit is approaching, if no acknowledgement xxx meters from the exit, car pulls over and parks itself. Manual driving on surface roads. This is driving automation I'd like to see. And not everyone on the freeway would need to be running it anyway. There's already adaptive cruise and automatic steering on a lot of vehicles. That's practically auto drive already.

kill me now
Sep 14, 2003

Why's Hank crying?

'CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!
Yeah there really is no reason why they couldn't have a car that doesn't cost an insane amount have the ability to go into autopilot on the highway. Between adaptive cruise control, lane departure warning, gps and the auto steering that you see on cars with park assist. All the pieces are in cars and work well. Integrating them wouldn't be a significant hurdle.

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

KozmoNaut posted:

Citroën = Comfortable as gently caress, mad designs...

The Citroen C4 Cactus:







200kg lighter than the model it's replacing, bench seats front and rear, touchscreen centre screen, and the 'panelling' on the sides/rear is basically oversized bubble-wrap. The sunroof on the higher-spec models has reactive glass (like sunglasses) rather than a sunblind, because it's lighter.

...

That's the production model, by the way, not a concept.

blueblueblue
Mar 18, 2009
I don't expect to see driverless cars in urban settings for 20-30 years. The technology might exist and be mature, but getting every single person to purchase and operate one is an economic impossibility. You drive around on the roads with people who can barely afford to keep their early 90's Oldsmobile running. How is your driverless car going to stop them careening into you?

Automated freeway driving would be amazing on the US turnpike. With an upgraded infrastructure, commercial goods transportation could become much cheaper if you don't need to pay someone to drive for 80% of the trip.

Dwight Eisenhower
Jan 24, 2006

Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it.
You both realize that the driverless cars Google's been working on are driving around urban environments now with very few incidents? In over 500,000mi of combined autonomous driving there have been two reported incidents, one where the Google car was rear ended at a stop, and one where the person in the driver seat was operating the car instead of the autopilot and caused the crash?

It's not like they're clocking those miles on test courses free of old junkers and incompetent drivers.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
The Google cars do, however, disable themselves when it's raining or snowing or night-time.

When it's sunny and nice and warm is when I want to drive my own car.

I suspect eventually something like the Subaru Eyesight with built-in stop-and-go cruise control is as far as I'm willing to go, although that keeps me from being able to have a stick shift and it still doesn't work at night.

Brigdh
Nov 23, 2007

That's not an oil leak. That's the automatic oil change and chassis protection feature.

Seat Safety Switch posted:

The Google cars do, however, disable themselves when it's raining or snowing or night-time.

When it's sunny and nice and warm is when I want to drive my own car.

I suspect eventually something like the Subaru Eyesight with built-in stop-and-go cruise control is as far as I'm willing to go, although that keeps me from being able to have a stick shift and it still doesn't work at night.

They also refuse to take the cars into the hills or any kind of difficult terrain.

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bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


Automated freeway is where the most good would be done anyways. There's fuel efficiency gains, traffic density gains, speed gains, and chain reaction collision avoidance gains to be made there.

It would be a godsend around Pittsburgh where dumb fleshy meat sacks have the unconscious urge to slow down when going through tunnels which causes massive massive backups. If everyone maintained 60 mph through the tunnels, traffic would evaporate overnight and millions of man hours commuting would be saved every year.

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