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Sand Monster posted:Artie was apparently hospitalized for diabetic shock. Great. Artie definitely seems like a guy who can manage a complicated disease like diabetes 
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Richard fingered Siobhan once before didn't he? I feel like I've seen a howardtv episode of it
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Apr 15, 2014 21:27
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poop in its butt posted:Richard fingered Siobhan once before didn't he? I feel like I've seen a howardtv episode of it No way, I missed this if so.
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Apr 15, 2014 21:29
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haljordan posted:Great. Artie definitely seems like a guy who can manage a complicated disease like diabetes He'll have plenty of clean needles now.
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Apr 15, 2014 21:38
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What will be loose first? His eyesight or toe(s).
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Apr 15, 2014 21:41
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rawdog pozfail posted:No way, I missed this if so. Yeah turns out he did back when they were trying to get Siobhan laid(05/18/06 according to mf). "Siobhan Smell Test" was the episode judging by the dead putlocker links in my history
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Apr 15, 2014 21:43
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Riosan posted:Artie said it best. It takes a lot to hate a disabled guy rather than feel bad for him, but Eric is so insufferable that he makes it easy. I think a guy here said it even better, something like When god was putting together Eric the Midget, he stopped and thought "why am I wasting all these perfectly good body parts on this rear end in a top hat" and thus ETM is the result
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Apr 15, 2014 22:58
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He thought whores were in love with him. He wanted to call an American Idol contestant at home and ask her to go to a wedding as his date. He actually asked Simon Cowell to 'get' Kelly Clarkson to go on a date with him. He sent flowers to Carrie Underwood backstage at a concert, and he thought she was calling him for phone sex. He thought a webcam stripper was his girlfriend. He is just the loving best, man.
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Apr 16, 2014 00:02
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and then Johnny Fratto happened and it became lovely.
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Apr 16, 2014 00:09
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Who could have predicted Artie would be dying of diabetes.
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Apr 16, 2014 00:11
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2 years left
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Apr 16, 2014 00:45
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poop in its butt posted:Richard fingered Siobhan once before didn't he? I feel like I've seen a howardtv episode of it Richard was on location when Siobhan lost her (?) virginity, post-transition. There is a HowardTV episode of this. Richard's crazed laughter is all over the soundtrack, making it really funny.
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Apr 16, 2014 01:02
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GenoCanSing posted:He thought whores were in love with him. He wanted to call an American Idol contestant at home and ask her to go to a wedding as his date. He actually asked Simon Cowell to 'get' Kelly Clarkson to go on a date with him. He sent flowers to Carrie Underwood backstage at a concert, and he thought she was calling him for phone sex. He thought a webcam stripper was his girlfriend. I wonder if he could beat Robin on the narcissist test. The poo poo he believes he deserves is mindblowing. I'd pay per view an in depth psychological evaluation of him.
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Apr 16, 2014 02:27
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I've run out of/burned out on the podcasts I listen to, so I'm onto my third listen of the Eric the Midget Chronicles. Started with Sirius era, and I'm halfway through 2006. The hardest part is knowing he never flies with balloons. But goddamn this poo poo is still infinitely hilarious.
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Apr 16, 2014 03:06
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euphronius posted:Who could have predicted Artie would be dying of diabetes. Vegas must be laying odds of some kind on whether Artie or Eric the Midget will die first.
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Apr 16, 2014 05:12
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KC doesn't really flip out too badly in this clip, but it's worth listening to if only for the 20 minute discussion on how ridiculously unqualified Ronnie is to be a bodyguard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9AgDoskMxE Evil Agita posted:and then Johnny Fratto happened and it became lovely. HOWARD I GOT A FUCKIN 2 YEAR OLD AND A FUCKIN 9 YEAR OLD AND loving NO ONE CARES YOU BORING rear end in a top hat. I can't decide who derailed the show more: Johnny Fratto or Dominic. haljordan fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Apr 16, 2014 |
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Apr 16, 2014 14:11
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Artie is going to live to a hundred just to defy all the Artie Death Pools throughout the years.
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Apr 16, 2014 16:53
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an adult beverage posted:Artie is going to live to a hundred just to defy all the Artie Death Pools throughout the years. He'll put $30,000 down on dying before age 60, so of course he'll live to be 100 and lose the money.
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Apr 16, 2014 16:54
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I came across this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR08WFxJo7A I don't know how Sal ever had the gall to make fun of Gary's teeth. Yikes.
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Apr 16, 2014 21:37
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AxeManiac posted:I still get freaked out by that video of him running around naked with a boner, his sex tape or whatever, it's like the most disturbing thing seeing this little, not man, is a man thing running around. I know this is old but I sometimes just skip around and read random pages in this thread as part of me getting into the stern show/general lack of a life but does anyone have a link to this? Morbid curiosity. I've also never been able to find a stream or download of that Beetle Uncensored video they talked about in Beet's early days. I think it's got some clips where he answers the door naked and wipes his rear end with a paper towel and hands it to the delivery guy. I'm DYING to see that full film.
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Apr 16, 2014 22:15
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Well, this can't be good: https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/456531674793115648
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Apr 16, 2014 22:43
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probably involuntary commitment for depression/suicide.
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Apr 16, 2014 22:45
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I think Artie has way to many hang ups to deal with a diagnosis like diabetes. Even a diagnosis of a manageable disease like that is liable to send him into another tailspin of depression/drug use. The guy has been so babied his entire life he'll probably need his girlfriend or mother to manage his diet and give him his insulin shots if he needs them. It's well documented how he feels about needles.
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Apr 16, 2014 23:04
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Sal actually looks sort of normal in this. But I guess that's because he dressed up and his relative youth at the time. Did the show ever cover what he actually did at his firm? From the few things they mentioned ("you're like a QB who has been making Hail Mary's all month") it sounds like he was cold calling for pump & dump schemes before getting on the show. At least he was before he passed his exam, according to the Smoking Gun.
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Apr 16, 2014 23:04
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RommelMcDonald posted:Sal actually looks sort of normal in this. But I guess that's because he dressed up and his relative youth at the time. Yeah he definitely worked exclusively in shady boiler room type deals.
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Apr 16, 2014 23:05
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Two Kings posted:I think Artie has way to many hang ups to deal with a diagnosis like diabetes. Even a diagnosis of a manageable disease like that is liable to send him into another tailspin of depression/drug use. The guy has been so babied his entire life he'll probably need his girlfriend or mother to manage his diet and give him his insulin shots if he needs them. It's well documented how he feels about needles. Even if Artie could somehow get over his phobia of needles, if Crash and Burn is any indicator, he could only be on the wagon for a few months at best. That's not even including maintaining a diet for extended periods of time, which is impossible for him, unfortunately. Is it too late to add him to my 2014 death pool?
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Apr 16, 2014 23:34
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Here's a screen shot of the deleted tweet:
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Apr 17, 2014 02:51
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God dammit, Arite
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Apr 17, 2014 02:55
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rawdog pozfail posted:God dammit, Arite He's just doing research for the third book.
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Apr 17, 2014 03:29
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GenoCanSing posted:He thought whores were in love with him. He wanted to call an American Idol contestant at home and ask her to go to a wedding as his date. He actually asked Simon Cowell to 'get' Kelly Clarkson to go on a date with him. He sent flowers to Carrie Underwood backstage at a concert, and he thought she was calling him for phone sex. He thought a webcam stripper was his girlfriend. Is this post about JD?
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Apr 17, 2014 09:23
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He belongs in a mental ward and I'm glad he is going. Will it amount to anything? Probably not. We'll probably just get a bunch of lies until that 3rd book about how much of a gently caress up he is comes out.
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Apr 17, 2014 15:13
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I'm betting they did a tox screen on him and found a number of things so based on his medical history, and possibly at the request of this family, they are locking him up.
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Apr 17, 2014 15:43
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CortezFantastic posted:He belongs in a mental ward and I'm glad he is going. Will it amount to anything? Probably not. We'll probably just get a bunch of lies until that 3rd book about how much of a gently caress up he is comes out. Bonzo posted:I'm betting they did a tox screen on him and found a number of things so based on his medical history, and possibly at the request of this family, they are locking him up. Tox screen mixed with his medical history. Hopefully he'll get the help he needs instead of just floating along like he has for quite a while.
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Apr 17, 2014 15:55
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It's pretty clear that there really is no health crisis severe enough to turn Artie around. Really a shame that we're all basically waiting for him to OD/stroke out at this point.
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Apr 17, 2014 15:58
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The impression I got from his last book is that his family really enables him. Not his drug habit but with food and other behavior.
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Apr 17, 2014 16:19
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Bonzo posted:The impression I got from his last book is that his family really enables him. Not his drug habit but with food and other behavior. His poor mother seems completely unable to really deal with the situation in a meaningful way. It must be rough for her and Artie's sister to hear Artie talk about how wonderful they are and how they saved his life and then have him go right back to doing the same poo poo that's almost killed him so many times in the past. haljordan fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Apr 17, 2014 |
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Apr 17, 2014 16:20
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GenoCanSing posted:He thought whores were in love with him. He wanted to call an American Idol contestant at home and ask her to go to a wedding as his date. He actually asked Simon Cowell to 'get' Kelly Clarkson to go on a date with him. He sent flowers to Carrie Underwood backstage at a concert, and he thought she was calling him for phone sex. He thought a webcam stripper was his girlfriend. He also stalked Diana Degarmo's mom
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Apr 17, 2014 16:42
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What's this poo poo about Benjy giving two week's notice? I LOVE BENJY (gently caress the haters)
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Apr 17, 2014 18:17
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Manifest posted:What's this poo poo about Benjy giving two week's notice? If its true.. good for him, he's got nothing left to gain at the Stern show. If a good opportunity came along he would have to take it.
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Being a new listener, I'd love some YouTube links that display evidence that Benjy isn't a total idiot.
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