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Dr. Witherbone posted:>Ask for an elaborate and lengthy explanation of his master plan. While he is doing this, release all of your bodily fluids onto him.
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GenericRX posted:>use dead body as human shield this and >urinate on the captains face
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Apr 17, 2014 00:17
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>Reveal you are the brother of MH370 and you will have your revenge
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Apr 17, 2014 00:18
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>tell the captain you're gay, turn around, bend over, and finger your anus at him in greeting
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Apr 17, 2014 00:20
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>saveDr. Witherbone posted:>Ask for an elaborate and lengthy explanation of his master plan. While he is doing this, release all of your bodily fluids onto him.
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Apr 17, 2014 00:21
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> remind the captain that you're gay, and that killing you would be considered a hate crime. while he ponders the ramifications of this twist turn of events, including but not limited to the statutory minimums that would be involved in such a heinous act, drink some seawater and see how much of the camera lens you can fit up your rear end
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Apr 17, 2014 00:31
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Dr. Witherbone posted:>Ask for an elaborate and lengthy explanation of his master plan. While he is doing this, release all of your bodily fluids onto him.
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Apr 17, 2014 00:32
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Offer the captain a bj and bite his dick off when he finishes.
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Apr 17, 2014 00:32
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>Grab nearby dead body to use as a shield as you rush the captain. Continue to be confused as to whether or not you're singing an Eagles' song.
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Apr 17, 2014 00:32
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drilldo squirt posted:Offer the captain a bj and bite his dick off when he finishes.
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Apr 17, 2014 00:34
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drilldo squirt posted:Offer the captain a bj and bite his dick off when he finishes. Hum "the final countdown" at the same time you blow him.
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Apr 17, 2014 00:36
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inform him that you've already taken a cyanide capsule to prevent yourself from being captured, then vomit out all the remaining seawater and collapse when he comes over to check your body headbutt him right in the dick
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Apr 17, 2014 00:40
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Use the dead body like a Weekend At Bernie's sidekick and double team his rear end
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Apr 17, 2014 00:41
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Dr. Witherbone posted:>Ask for an elaborate and lengthy explanation of his master plan. While he is doing this, release all of your bodily fluids onto him. Releasing all bodily fluids is basically like using the Konami code in Atma threads
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Apr 17, 2014 00:42
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> Ask the Captain if we can join his evil plan, we did afterall just demonstrate our skill and daring. Betray him the first chance we get.
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Apr 17, 2014 00:44
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Wingless posted:> Ask the Captain if we can join his evil plan, we did afterall just demonstrate our skill and daring. Betray him the first chance we get.
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Apr 17, 2014 00:48
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Wingless posted:> Ask the Captain if we can join his evil plan, we did afterall just demonstrate our skill and daring. Betray him the first chance we get.
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Apr 17, 2014 00:49
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Wingless posted:> Ask the Captain if we can join his evil plan, we did afterall just demonstrate our skill and daring. Betray him the first chance we get. Offer to suck his dick.
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Apr 17, 2014 00:50
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say "you're not the only one capable of BLOWING out somebody's brains out," and proceed to suck the captain's dick. when he is about to come, grab the gun and shoot him in the head.
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Apr 17, 2014 00:51
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>ask the captain "what will he do without the antidote", then reveal you ARE Wolf Blitzer!
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Apr 17, 2014 00:52
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> do a running jump off the dead body into another sweet corkscrew, finishing with a deadly accurate round house to the face while chanting the humm song from 'wolf of wallstreet' and hitting your fist against your chest for the drum kick
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Apr 17, 2014 00:53
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> Tackle the captain and proceed to passionately make out with him. Be sure this on camera.
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Apr 17, 2014 00:53
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Dr. Witherbone posted:>Ask for an elaborate and lengthy explanation of his master plan. While he is doing this, release all of your bodily fluids onto him.
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Apr 17, 2014 00:55
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>ask captain if he wants to go on a date to see winter soldier
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Apr 17, 2014 00:56
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> Jump cut to an earlier scene where it reveals our hero having pocketed a flare, then proceed to use corpse as shield and light a conveniently placed pool of oil off screen behind the captain
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Apr 17, 2014 00:59
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walk up to the captain, whisper in his ear.... "hail hydra"
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Apr 17, 2014 01:00
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Start singing "End of the Line" by Traveling Wilburys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwqhdRs4jyA well it's allllllll right. if you've got someone to lay. Then whip it out and smile at the captain. Waltzing Along fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Apr 17, 2014 |
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Apr 17, 2014 01:01
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i am he posted:walk up to the captain, whisper in his ear.... "hail hydra"
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Apr 17, 2014 01:01
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> Pick up a nearby corpse, and start swinging it by the leg. Begin spinning and vomiting, turning yourself into a seawater-spewing vortex of puke and flesh. Advance on the captain.
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Apr 17, 2014 01:02
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>Inform him of your sexuality. Make sure he knows too.
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Apr 17, 2014 01:07
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> say "Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker"
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Apr 17, 2014 01:23
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Wingless posted:> Ask the Captain if we can join his evil plan, we did afterall just demonstrate our skill and daring. Betray him the first chance we get. then drilldo squirt posted:Offer the captain a bj and bite his dick off when he finishes. and Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:> say "Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker" while holding his dick in your mouth like a cigar.
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Apr 17, 2014 01:25
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Tie your ship to the sinking ferry.
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Apr 17, 2014 01:27
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drilldo squirt posted:> say "Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker"
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Apr 17, 2014 01:30
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Drum posted:> Pick up a nearby corpse, and start swinging it by the leg. Begin spinning and vomiting, turning yourself into a seawater-spewing vortex of puke and flesh. Advance on the captain. This, except piss and poo poo too.
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Apr 17, 2014 01:32
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The Droid posted:save
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Apr 17, 2014 01:33
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Paul Watson confuses the ship you are on for a Japanese whaler and rams it after screaming some hippy poo poo over a loud speaker.
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Apr 17, 2014 01:36
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Dr. Witherbone posted:>Ask for an elaborate and lengthy explanation of his master plan. While he is doing this, release all of your bodily fluids onto him.
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Apr 17, 2014 01:46
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Slowly walk towards the captain while unzipping your pants, and tell him that you'll how him what kind of cowboy you are by going Brokeback Mountain all over him.
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