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i am he posted:walk up to the captain, whisper in his ear.... "hail hydra"
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The Droid posted:save
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Apr 17, 2014 01:57
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> Tell him "I took it to the limit, and if it is the end of the line for me, at least let me tell the world one last thing." Walk over to the camera, point it at your face and say "I'm gay," wink then rapidly throw the camera down and pull hard on the wheel so the boat flips on its side.
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Dr. Witherbone posted:>Ask for an elaborate and lengthy explanation of his master plan. While he is doing this, release all of your bodily fluids onto him.
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Apr 17, 2014 02:03
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Piss
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Apr 17, 2014 02:05
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Invite him into your boat and try that stunt one more time
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Apr 17, 2014 02:12
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Tearfully tell your dad that all you ever wanted was for him to accept your sexuality.
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Apr 17, 2014 02:18
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Apr 17, 2014 02:25
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> drink/eat fluids in a gay manner, to remind the captain you're gay. you'll probably need them later, so keep them in your tummy.
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Apr 17, 2014 02:28
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Start splashing your fluids at the captain.
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Apr 17, 2014 02:29
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> give the captain a Stone Cold Stunner, drink a beer then piss said beer into his mouth
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Apr 17, 2014 02:32
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MH370 crashes through the side of the bridge and kills the captain.
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Apr 17, 2014 02:32
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Take off your clothes.
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Apr 17, 2014 02:33
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Ask if you may have one more glass of seawater. Assure him that the gay man who just pissed and shat himself after two sentences of dialogue won't be the kind of man to turn this into some crazy way of murdering him. Then murder him with the glass.
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Apr 17, 2014 02:34
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Throw your hat at him like Oddjob, crushing his throat. Grab the gun and shoot him in the eye. Steal boat.
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Apr 17, 2014 02:34
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slurp up your piss and spit it at him like a fountain as a distraction. then twerk walk over to him and attack
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Apr 17, 2014 02:34
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> kick a wet dook into the captain's eye and nasal area to blind and distract him while you exit the bridge area
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Apr 17, 2014 02:34
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Advantageous posted:MH370 crashes through the side of the bridge and kills the captain.
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Apr 17, 2014 02:35
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gape in horror while the captain laughs maniacally and fuses with MH370, its nightmarish glowing hull rising from the deep like some lovely anime
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Apr 17, 2014 02:40
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Advantageous posted:MH370 crashes through the side of the bridge and kills the captain.
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Apr 17, 2014 02:43
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SaltLick posted:slurp up your piss and spit it at him like a fountain as a distraction. then twerk walk over to him and attack
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Advantageous posted:MH370 crashes through the side of the bridge and kills the captain.
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Apr 17, 2014 02:45
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throw your weird hat at him
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:> give the captain a Stone Cold Stunner, drink a beer then piss said beer into his mouth
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Apr 17, 2014 02:55
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> Lay on your side in a pool of your own waste, using your legs to spin around and around going "whoooop whoooop whoop whoop."
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Advantageous posted:MH370 crashes through the side of the bridge and kills the captain. Turns out the plane gps had made an error and the pilot's been circling for the past month.
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Apr 17, 2014 02:58
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Advantageous posted:MH370 crashes through the side of the bridge and kills the captain.
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Apr 17, 2014 03:07
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Quicksave
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Advantageous posted:MH370 crashes through the side of the bridge and kills the captain. This is not a command.
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Apr 17, 2014 03:08
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> be MH370
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:> give the captain a Stone Cold Stunner, drink a beer then piss said beer into his mouth > what
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Atma posted:This is not a command. >summon MH370 to fly into the side of the bridge and kill the captain
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Atma posted:This is not a command. radio MH370, ask them to crash through the window onto the captain
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Apr 17, 2014 03:12
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duckfarts posted:> kick a wet dook into the captain's eye and nasal area to blind and distract him while you exit the bridge area
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Apr 17, 2014 03:16
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> create a command with MH370
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Apr 17, 2014 03:21
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>be MH370
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Apr 17, 2014 03:22
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>Radio Tom Hanks to pull a Captain Philips on this motherfucker
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duckfarts posted:> be MH370
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Apr 17, 2014 03:27
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NecroMonster posted:>be MH370
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NecroMonster posted:>be MH370
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