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> Tell the captain your wife was on that plane and you'll be damned if you're gonna let it get out of your hands. Ignore anyone who asks how you were both married and gay.
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Edit: this Is not a command.
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>notice the early moon and begin to transform into a were-wolf Blitzer
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Apr 17, 2014 03:40
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Tell him "I'm not afraid" and pick up the item you had hidden up your butt. Ingest it, and transform into prototype 370 aka "Man-hole, the gay terror".
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Apr 17, 2014 03:40
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>Hit the deck, as you check your watch and realize the improvised Gas/Flare explosive you jerry-rigged aboard your crashed gunboat is just about to explode.
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Apr 17, 2014 03:45
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duckfarts posted:> kick a wet dook into the captain's eye and nasal area to blind and distract him while you exit the bridge area
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Cutie Pie Swag~
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>beg for mercy, then when he pauses momentarily in disgust, pull down your pants and poo poo the flare that's hidden up your rear end into his face >when he's screaming and burning to death, suck his dick
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Apr 17, 2014 03:56
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Run in circles with your arms out making plane noises
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Apr 17, 2014 03:58
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> Tell the captain "Fear? No this is the only way to hide your presence from the Predator."
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Apr 17, 2014 04:04
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> Call in your pet marmoset, ask him to turn the camera to face the captain
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Apr 17, 2014 04:11
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>Draw the pentagram of fire with your fluids and attempt to conjure yog-sothoth to explain what the gently caress the captain is talking about
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Apr 17, 2014 04:12
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NecroMonster posted:>be MH370
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Apr 17, 2014 04:14
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NecroMonster posted:>be MH370 or change characters or whatever is needed to make this happen
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duckfarts posted:> kick a wet dook into the captain's eye and nasal area to blind and distract him while you exit the bridge area
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Apr 17, 2014 04:17
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duckfarts posted:> kick a wet dook into the captain's eye and nasal area to blind and distract him while you exit the bridge area
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Apr 17, 2014 04:23
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> stroke manmeat while singing push it to the limit and don't break eye contact
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Apr 17, 2014 04:29
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Throw your razor-sharp hat at him.
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Apr 17, 2014 04:36
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> Stare off past him, eyes widening, jaw dropping, see if he takes a look
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NecroMonster posted:>be MH370
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Slurin posted:> Tell him "I took it to the limit, and if it is the end of the line for me, at least let me tell the world one last thing." Walk over to the camera, point it at your face and say "I'm gay," wink then rapidly throw the camera down and pull hard on the wheel so the boat flips on its side.
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Slurin posted:> Tell him "I took it to the limit, and if it is the end of the line for me, at least let me tell the world one last thing." Walk over to the camera, point it at your face and say "I'm gay," wink then rapidly throw the camera down and pull hard on the wheel so the boat flips on its side.
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Slurin posted:> Tell him "I took it to the limit, and if it is the end of the line for me, at least let me tell the world one last thing." Walk over to the camera, point it at your face and say "I'm gay," wink then rapidly throw the camera down and pull hard on the wheel so the boat flips on its side.
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Slurin posted:> Tell him "I took it to the limit, and if it is the end of the line for me, at least let me tell the world one last thing." Walk over to the camera, point it at your face and say "I'm gay," wink then rapidly throw the camera down and pull hard on the wheel so the boat flips on its side.
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the camera doesn't have a mic so do it in sign language
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NecroMonster posted:>be MH370 But not as in "switch to MH370"; rather, suddenly remember that you are actually the living avatar of MH370, back for vengeance, and also to be fabulously gay.
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i just wanna be dat fish
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Slurin posted:> Tell him "I took it to the limit, and if it is the end of the line for me, at least let me tell the world one last thing." Walk over to the camera, point it at your face and say "I'm gay," wink then rapidly throw the camera down and pull hard on the wheel so the boat flips on its side.
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Apr 17, 2014 05:31
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duckfarts posted:> kick a wet dook into the captain's eye and nasal area to blind and distract him HOTLANTA MAN posted:> give the captain a Stone Cold Stunner, drink a beer then piss said beer into his mouth Both
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Apr 17, 2014 05:35
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Slurin posted:> Tell him "I took it to the limit, and if it is the end of the line for me, at least let me tell the world one last thing." Walk over to the camera, point it at your face and say "I'm gay," wink then rapidly throw the camera down and pull hard on the wheel so the boat flips on its side.
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Apr 17, 2014 05:37
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We lost the underwater drone lol
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I don't think that guy knows how big boats work but do it anyway.
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Apr 17, 2014 06:21
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NecroMonster posted:>be MH370
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Slurin posted:> Tell him "I took it to the limit, and if it is the end of the line for me, at least let me tell the world one last thing." Walk over to the camera, point it at your face and say "I'm gay," wink then rapidly throw the camera down and pull hard on the wheel so the boat flips on its side.
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Apr 17, 2014 06:27
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duckfarts posted:> kick a wet dook into the captain's eye and nasal area to blind and distract him while you exit the bridge area
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Apr 17, 2014 06:53
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> attach your 3 boat motors to the big boat. pee in the sea. drink your sea water pee.
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Slurin posted:> Tell him "I took it to the limit, and if it is the end of the line for me, at least let me tell the world one last thing." Walk over to the camera, point it at your face and say "I'm gay," wink then rapidly throw the camera down and pull hard on the wheel so the boat flips on its side.
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:> give the captain a Stone Cold Stunner, drink a beer then piss said beer into his mouth
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> Tell Hans Gruber to go gently caress himself
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Goatse the captain with your now-soiled anus to distract him, then leap backwards and swallow him with your gape.
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mh370 crashes thru the window riding the drone just like geena davis did
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