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Ravel posted:Isn't this the plot of Frozen 'Do you wanna snort some coke man?'
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ephex posted:'Do you wanna snort some snow man?' I fixed that joke for you.
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@Scouserhater
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And where's the recognition for the 1947 Burnden Park Disaster while we're at it! (obviously joking)
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Please rename me pasuckuakohowog
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I find it truly bizarre that a culture that embraces baseball and NASCAR calls soccer slow and boring
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...we don't give a breathtakingly huge poo poo what the rest of the world does or likes. And when we do look what it gets us...soccer. It blows because there are no commercials showing the might of our CAPITALISTIC society. As far as the person who replied that in soccer you don't see someone texting, sleeping, or whatever...that's because we multipask you moron. I guess we could be like those great Eurpoeans and start calling Rod Woodson, Kobe Bryant, or Tiger Woods a monkey and throwing bananas at him like they do. The reason no one falls asleep is if you do you might end up in one of the many riots that happen at almost all soccer games. The only reason the viewer ship went up was AMERICANS wanted to see their team kick the hell out of the teams made up of NON-AMERICANS. I tried to sit through the MLS Cup game and fell asleep three times and no one scored in that time. America was not founded by a bunch of pud pounding she-males and that is why we have always been number ONE! If you don't like this country buy a Rosetta Stone and learn to speak French.
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quote:Dempsey did fine at Tottenham. But he wasn't a sexy enough signing for the supporters. They wanted the latest whiz kid from South America. So Spurs bought Erik Lamela for 30 million pounds. How did that work out? quote:Right on the money. Dempsey had it all but wasn't a big name for their deluded fans despite having scored in 2 World Cups and been a consistent scorer in the league prior to the move. And he had a large following in the USA.
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Apr 16, 2014 12:19
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I think it was because he was thirty but hey 
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Apr 16, 2014 12:46
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lmao at "scored at a World Cup" and "has a large following in the US" as reasons for a club to give a poo poo about a player
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Baldo di Gregorio posted:lmao at "scored at a World Cup" and "has a large following in the US" as reasons for a club to give a poo poo about a player Scoring at the World Cup is a definite indication of pure quality. Just look at Salif Diao.
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If the African American athlete ever catches on to this sport it will be lights out for the rest. Speed,Quickness,Strength and flat out scary aggressive style of play. I think the African American athlete would revolutionize the sport. Anyone that says a guy like Kobe Bryant couldnt play well is delusional. His quickness and speed,strength and leaping ability would be unmatched. It would change the sport. Imagine a guy like Lebron James picking up a soccer ball at age 5?
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Ewar Woowar posted:If the African American athlete ever catches on to this sport it will be lights out for the rest. Speed,Quickness,Strength and flat out scary aggressive style of play. I think the African American athlete would revolutionize the sport. Anyone that says a guy like Kobe Bryant couldnt play well is delusional. His quickness and speed,strength and leaping ability would be unmatched. It would change the sport. Imagine a guy like Lebron James picking up a soccer ball at age 5? Jozy Altidore
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Ewar Woowar posted:Imagine a guy like Lebron James picking up a soccer ball at age 5? He would have a heck of a throw in!!! The black Rory Delap
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vyelkin posted:Jozy Altidore
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Ewar Woowar posted:If the African American athlete ever catches on to this sport it will be lights out for the rest. Speed,Quickness,Strength and flat out scary aggressive style of play. I think the African American athlete would revolutionize the sport. Anyone that says a guy like Kobe Bryant couldnt play well is delusional. His quickness and speed,strength and leaping ability would be unmatched. It would change the sport. Imagine a guy like Lebron James picking up a soccer ball at age 5? LeBron James would automatically be a world class footballer if he'd just went with that sport, duh.
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in the Fashion and Style section loving hell edit: quote:“Any time I’m at a book party or reading, and soccer comes up in conversation, I find myself surrounded by young men in shabby-genteel, loosely fitting tweed jackets gushing over the Gunners,” Ms. Schaap said. “In such settings, being an Arsenal supporter is even more predictable than having an M.F.A. or a pair of horn-rimmed glasses.” lol this is great
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Apr 17, 2014 14:16
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That is my new favourite article its just perfect. Its managed to outdo any satire anyone could ever write.
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quote:Everton Fans from the “blue side” of Liverpool have been rewarded lately by seeing their Toffees overachieve, thanks in part to the American goalkeeper Tim Howard. Famous fans: Paul McCartney (vaguely), Judi Dench.
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T Fowl posted:LeBron James would automatically be a world class footballer if he'd just went with that sport, duh. Real talk: Allen Iverson would have been the best footballer ever Blue Screen Error posted:in the Fashion and Style section loving hell *reads article* *realize I'm wearing horn rimmed glasses* gently caress.
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I think my favourite bit is the digital brand strategist talking about Liverpool's working class roots
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nyt posted:One burly young supporter, about 30, grabbed a wooden bar stool and began pounding it onto the floor in celebration, invoking the crowd to go “mental.” The accents were American, but the passion was real.
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lol you missed the sentence right before that quote:Many joined in a throaty rendition of a traditional Liverpool supporter chant — “Oh when the Reds go marching in!” I mean, I know it's done, but calling it a "traditional supporter chant" seems hyperbolic considering its way more commonly associated with Tottenham and Southampton
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quote:“Any time I’m at a book party or reading, and soccer comes up in conversation, I find myself surrounded by young men in shabby-genteel, loosely fitting tweed jackets gushing over the Gunners,” Ms. Schaap said. That sounds like a really lovely porn set-up.
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It sounds fairly accurate. When I went to the US and Canada the only people there who liked football was nerds who didn't fit in with the bro crowd who watched NFL and drank bud light for hours and hours
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quote:Manchester United This club is the Yankees
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euroboy posted:It sounds fairly accurate. When I went to the US and Canada the only people there who liked football was nerds who didn't fit in with the bro crowd who watched NFL and drank bud light for hours and hours Which is exactly why you get peter griffin tifos etc
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Is Kylie not big in America
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the smugness of the americans that arbitrarily chose to support liverpool 2 years ago because they are a "pretty big red sox fan/stathead and love the project they've got going on over there and the history and working class roots of the club" is the only reason I don't want them to win the title. Those people are seriously the loving worst. At least Chelsea and City supporters over here have no delusions. e: wait no MLS fans are actually the worst
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chuggo is BACK posted:Which is exactly why you get peter griffin tifos etc Yeah The funny thing is that the nerds and outcasts here obsess over bad US sports and wrestling because they don't fit it with the football crowd
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euroboy posted:It sounds fairly accurate. When I went to the US and Canada the only people there who liked football was nerds who didn't fit in with the bro crowd who watched NFL and drank bud light for hours and hours This is true although there are plenty of normal people who like the sport usually because they played it but they aren't as visible (both because they aren't 300 pounds, and aren't painting their face and singing repurposed european chants)
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euroboy posted:Yeah And here wrestle fans are lowest common denominator rednecks. It's a funny old game.
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quote:Europhilic allure and fashionable otherness have made soccer the new baseball
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