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Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Total Meatlove posted:

Norwich requires the same amount if key presses!
Are you American?

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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
I love N'wich C'ty and I really hope we don't come up goose-eggs

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Total Meatlove posted:

Norwich requires the same amount if key presses!

it doesn't

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...

It doesnt

J Hume
Apr 23, 2013

What is the best number?
Jo'y A'i're is a 'd str'k'r

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
F've To'l Strik'r. D' S'BoT.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Total Meatlove posted:

Norwich requires the same amount if key presses!

hahaha youre such an i'ot

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

i'm a scum journo and i'm thinking of pitching an article about this season's premier league flops and i want to give jozy a starring role for no other reason than to see the delicious meltdowns it would generate

also: gently caress jozy

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
List all your best flops op

Mine (We should do a worst XI):
Osvaldo
Cornelius
That Greek Kid
Lamela
Moyes

paddyboat fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Apr 17, 2014

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
Dont forget Cornelius and Van Wolfswinkel

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
lovely Van Shitstinkel

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
*makes the andy townsend face*

The main problem with jozy is that, if anything, he hits the ball TOO well

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

FYI, he has earned 38 FKs this season, eight more than Fletcher and Wickham combined though playing fewer EPL minutes than the pair. He also has won 68 aerial duels going up for 184, just short of the 74/189 from WickFletcHam. He fights, just not in the typical manner of an EPL player, running around with his head on fire whether it actually is worth anything or not (so long as everyone notices).

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

How many of those 'FKs' were in zone thirteen I wonder?

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
WickFletcHam

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
He's played 28 games this season, which is two fewer than Wickham and Fletcher combined. In what world is he not being given a chance

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

chuggo is BACK posted:

He's played 28 games this season, which is two fewer than Wickham and Fletcher combined. In what world is he not being given a chance

Don't try to reason with it chuggo they're maniacs

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/EthanMorrow_/status/456991934100549632

Much like this guy I have only ever seen two strikers in my life.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Cart Cam posted:

https://twitter.com/EthanMorrow_/status/456991934100549632

Much like this guy I have only ever seen two strikers in my life.

lol to utter those two in the same breath

red_blip
Feb 19, 2008

Fine human machine.
I wonder if anyone has just sat him down yet and said "You're done." yet.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Ewar Woowar posted:

FYI, he has earned 38 FKs this season, eight more than Fletcher and Wickham combined though playing fewer EPL minutes than the pair. He also has won 68 aerial duels going up for 184, just short of the 74/189 from WickFletcHam. He fights, just not in the typical manner of an EPL player, running around with his head on fire whether it actually is worth anything or not (so long as everyone notices).

They're the worst thing I've ever seen in football

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

red_blip posted:

I wonder if anyone has just sat him down yet and said "You're done." yet.

no, it's an all you can eat buffet

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013

red_blip posted:

I wonder if anyone has just sat him down yet and said "You're done." yet.

My favourite you're finished story was told by Carlton Palmer on come dine with me.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

red_blip posted:

I wonder if anyone has just sat him down yet and said "You're done." yet.

Its not like hes bothered either way, he cant be arsed when he's on the pitch.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Cart Cam posted:

My favourite you're finished story was told by Carlton Palmer on come dine with me.

You mean Antti Niemi

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

lol. hell im a jozy fan

thompson
Jun 6, 2006
I really want to buy jozy an account now.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Cart Cam posted:

https://twitter.com/EthanMorrow_/status/456991934100549632

Much like this guy I have only ever seen two strikers in my life.

i'm making the face

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

i'm making the face

Triggering?

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners
Jozy update: Jozy has made the bench for S'land v C'sea this evening.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Jaltidore

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...
Wrong thread. Jozy is poo poo.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

It's Big Joze's time to shine, shine the pine with his rear end that is

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

surrender posted:

Jozy update: Jozy has made the bench for S'land v C'sea this evening.

has he

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
If Jozy played against John Terry every week he'd score 38 a season. Makes ya think. Way to bottle it S'land.

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

jozy is gonna trip over the bench and bounce around on his gut like a tennis ball

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Jozy is destined to play a part in this title race, imo

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Always gotta bring race into it

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Former American Athlete of the Year and Goku Award Winner Jozy Altidore will change everything.

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Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Baldo di Gregorio posted:

Jozy is destined to play a part in this title race, imo

If Jozy scores the winner vs Chelsea today I may have to cancel going out just so I can do huge lols for the whole evening

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