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stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
that green lady has some real :pwn: antatomy

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Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
why would you make a kickstarter for a 12-page comic

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

why would you make a kickstarter for a 12-page comic

free money

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

why would you make a kickstarter for a 12-page comic

worked for john campbell after the other pages were done burning up

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

stoutfish posted:

that green lady has some real :gizz: antatomy

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

Yodzilla posted:


do you like elf sex and gorgons with puffy nipples? how about fantasy chicks with da thickness?? https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/561101226/swordplay-fantasy-adventure-comic-for-adults-only?ref=home_location

sexy wizard on the left is summoning my enormous balls into her hand

i'm the implied goblin rape on in the top 90% of the landing page

also lol at ball summoning irl

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
You can see more of my art at deviantART, and you can connect with me via Twitter, Tumblr (WARNING: NSFW) and Facebook.


apparently the kickstarter is sfw

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro
heres his other kickstarter:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/561101226/hidden-base-designs

quote:

successfully funded Kickstarter campaign will allow us to:

• Order the garments for our first print run of t-shirts

• Pay for high-quality screen-printing

• Reserve space at several upcoming conventions and trade shows around the country

• Print business cards and other promotional materials

pay me to do thing that you can do yourself for cheaper

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
NOTE : Swordplay is for ADULTS ONLY.



quote:

Swordplay follows the fantastical misadventures of Madura, a beautiful, young woman of half-elven birth. Madura's desire for fun and excitement gets her into all kinds of trouble. To overcome any entanglements she might encounter, she relies on her wits, her voluptuous curves, and some of the magic she's learned from her sorceress mother.

pay me to draw my fetish dnd campaign


e: lol i should just quote this whole thing

quote:

The world of Swordplay is inspired by a life-long fascination with the fantasy genre, my love of scintillating Japanese and European graphic novels and my passion for writing and drawing comics.

Vicas fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Apr 18, 2014

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro
scintillating

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

hubris.height posted:

i'm the implied goblin rape on in the top 90% of the landing page

yeah i don't know if goblins got a high enough int score to consent

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
just lol if you've never been with a woman who enjoys ravishment fantasies

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

just lol if you've never been with a woman who enjoys ravi shankar fantasies

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
indian porn star name ravi shank 'er

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Vicas posted:

pay me to draw my fetish dnd campaign

plz

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

just lol if you've never been with a woman who enjoys ravishment fantasies

hows it feel to gently caress ayn rand

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

ayn rand hand job posted:

hows it feel to gently caress ayn rand

not bad

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
then she calls you daddy and it gets uncomfortable

Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell
give her the ol' rearden steel

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

ayn rand hand job posted:

hows it feel to gently caress ayn rand

she likes it when you pull her hair and yell "who is john galt"

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
so i only just scrolled far enough down to see



:stare:

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

uncurable mlady posted:

then he calls you m'lady and it gets uncomfortable

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Vicas posted:

so i only just scrolled far enough down to see



:stare:

it's better because this isn't even the kickstarter guy, it's some other chick whose artwork you get if he hits some ridiculous stretch goal

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Vicas posted:

so i only just scrolled far enough down to see



:stare:

what an oddly specific fetish

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Vicas posted:

so i only just scrolled far enough down to see



:stare:

this is like the cheesecake version of that game sprite with the amazonian axewoman who was all thick leg

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
wait, none of that is the dudes actual art


what sort of loving poo poo is this, "pay me and i'll give you something drawn by someone who's marginally more talented than i am"

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

uncurable mlady posted:

what sort of loving poo poo is this

kickstarter?

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

oh wow, okay, i just googled some stuff from that guy and

um

huh.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

i was going to post something but i don't want to get banned :ohdear:

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

uncurable mlady posted:

wait, none of that is the dudes actual art


what sort of loving poo poo is this, "pay me and i'll give you something drawn by someone who's marginally more talented than i am"

honestly judging by the actual comic panels he's posted they are immensely more talented than him

they're drawing some pretty specific fetishes and his art is like, i dunno, boring high school level at best

e: hell, at least that other artist can portray an emotion, even if it's just "pouty"

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Proteus4994 posted:

some ridiculous stretch goal

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

uncurable mlady posted:

wait, none of that is the dudes actual art


what sort of loving poo poo is this, "pay me and i'll give you something drawn by someone who's marginally more talented than i am"

i thought maybe you meant he was tracing crumb

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

uncurable mlady posted:

what an oddly specific fetish

this is your first time on the internet isn't it?

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

honestly thinking about donating to this
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1308696559/once-upon-a-time-in-shaolin-for-wu-fans-for-wu-peo

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
"everyone gets their money back"

uh, might wanna figure out where you're getting the extra 500k

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

eek, I just actually read that and

quote:

...some fat cat in Dubai...

quote:

The risk is some Saudi oil baron's kid spending his dad's money to collect a trophy and then he'll keep the album to himself and fans the world over will suffer.

wtf is there an actual person that fits this descriptions or does the creator just have something against :bahgawd: ARABS!!! :bahgawd:

Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano
they exist all right but im not sure theyre that into wu tang

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

i mean, for them to mention that i would assume someone fitting that description made a bid on it.

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Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Rufus Ping posted:

they exist all right but im not sure theyre that into wu tang

lol

they're in to conspicuous consumption and ruining things, see http://wreckedexotics.com/ and also 9/11

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