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It's been a while since I had to stretch for a title for these Taking Place Indoors Comix. Pooch Café  This is why it's important to have friends who are close enough to make fun of you. Telling your buddy his haircut looks like a drunk squirrel passed out on his head is a hell of a lot better than nobody saying anything. Ballard Street  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muHZM5G_-YU
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THERE IS NO TIME: Cul-de-sac, The Creeps and Candorville (WHICH IS poo poo AND I HATE YOU) in that order!    MUST DASH ENJOY COMIX. EDIT: THAT LAZY poo poo CUT AND PASTES SO MUCH YOU CAN SEE LAMONT'S REFLECTION STILL IN HIS GODDAMN GLASSES. gently caress.
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Apr 18, 2014 14:23
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Has anyone ever had a kinder word to say about Candorville than "Clyde is the least poo poo part of it"? Momma  Mel's been watching reruns of Seinfeld.
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Apr 18, 2014 14:50
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Cheap Thrills Cuisine, April 16, 2014 Comic Cuisine Category: squat reddish-tan rectangle.
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Apr 18, 2014 14:57
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Apr 18, 2014 15:13
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Manuel Calavera posted:Bizarro Bloom County July 3rd is missing from the archives, and I don't have my book with me at the moment to supply a scan.  Suspense! Calvin And Hobbes   Howie Schneider's The Sunshine Club is allegedly a strip that gives "an illustrated look at issues related to growing older," but not today!  Robert Holt's Sweet And Sour Pork  And Nicole Hollander's Sylvia: Better than Cathy. 
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Apr 18, 2014 15:35
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Emmy Lou Heathcliff  Mandrake the Magician  This is probably the reason why he wasn't happy about having to see Mandrake. The Phantom  Pickles  Classic Prince Valiant will return after Easter Weekend when I have time to upload the massive amount of images that make up the next part.
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Apr 18, 2014 15:37
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Ok, new theory. Jane's World is currently going through the memories of Jane as she lays bleeding and dying on the ground after being assaulted by a radical anti-homosexual group.
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Apr 18, 2014 15:40
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GorfZaplen posted:The Phantom At some point, is she going to realize that she lost three weeks? Like, she came to town in mid-March and now it's early April and she has no idea where the time went? Or are we just going to get smug Phantom as she wanders off to never be seen again?
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Apr 18, 2014 15:57
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Wanamingo posted:
This is about sex, right? 
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Apr 18, 2014 16:07
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Six Chix Zippy the Pinhead  Nancy  Arlo and Janis  Wee Pals  Andertoons  Four Eyes isn't up yet Lost Side of Suburbia  Zachary Nixon Johnson  Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz  Uh... Oh, Brother 
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Apr 18, 2014 16:12
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Kevin & Kell Since it is Good Friday and also Easter going on in this dumb strip, I will just assume the ones pushing all these boulders are some kind of Roman Centurion dressed animals because Jesus.
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Apr 18, 2014 16:13
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Scary Gary
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Apr 18, 2014 18:52
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Mr. Squishy posted:Has anyone ever had a kinder word to say about Candorville than "Clyde is the least poo poo part of it"? Never. Remember the Trayvon Martin strips? Christ those were bad.
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Apr 18, 2014 19:46
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz Leaches?
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Apr 18, 2014 20:13
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I think they meant leashes. Or rather, they meant collars and are retarded.
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Apr 18, 2014 20:19
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I sometimes wonder if the syndicate is taking old Inspector Danger comics and writing new solutions for them. There have been three or four now where the setup pointed to one fairly standard kids' puzzle solution and the actual solution was something tangentially related but ultimately entirely different (as well as pants-on-head idiotic). Like if you took the Slylock Fox puzzle where Wanda Witch sells a potion made of fish scales, bird beaks and snail wings, and the solution turned out to be that snails are a protected species and a wiccan would never kill them for profit.
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Apr 18, 2014 20:26
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Wanamingo posted:
A second collar? Preposterous! 
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Apr 18, 2014 21:17
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Inspector Danger kind of strikes me as Slylock Fox as written by someone who doesn't give a poo poo at all. Even more unimaginative characters than Slylock, and 'puzzles' with solutions that seem kind of arbitrary. They don't even promote keen attention to detail so much as bullshitting most of the time. He could have just as easily said dog 3 was the culprit because it looks kind of pissed off, just like the original dog. Or it's really dog 1 because dog 1 still has a collar on despite being within range of his house and collars aren't legally required there. Sure it doesn't make any sense, but who cares?
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Apr 18, 2014 21:31
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   Creeps is the best comic. 
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Apr 18, 2014 21:57
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Andorra posted:Creeps is the best comic.  Creeps is too good. Put this writer on Nancy.
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Apr 18, 2014 22:02
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What am I missing?
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Apr 18, 2014 22:20
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Endless Mike posted:What am I missing? A strip mentioning noone liking the writing if there are no pictures, followed by a strip with no pictures. Then a strip almost identical to the first, except the mention is that noone would like the pictures if there were no writing, followed by strips with no writing. I prefer the perpendicular universe one myself.
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Apr 18, 2014 22:42
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I do not have the best attention to detail, it seems!
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Apr 18, 2014 22:44
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Well you were probably distracted by the panda dance, everyone loves the panda dance
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Apr 18, 2014 22:48
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Endless Mike posted:I do not have the best attention to detail, it seems! I didn't put it all together either. I do like the strip tho.
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Apr 18, 2014 22:58
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz See! Nobody can ever get these things right.
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Apr 18, 2014 23:10
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 Goober Peas posted:This is about sex, right? The open mailbox represents a vagina. Wanamingo posted:Lost Side of Suburbia It's been a while since I read To Kill a Mockingbird, but I'm pretty sure Boo Radley never ate any children. quote:Oh, Brother The look on that kid's face. 
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Andorra posted:Creeps is the best comic. Endless Mike posted:The Sphinxster posted:
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Apr 19, 2014 00:19
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Goober Peas posted:This is about sex, right? She was so distracted texting while taking a walk that she walked past the house. So no, not unless she was sexting or something.
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Luann So, they're totally going to miss the prom, aren't they? Apartment 3-G  Pros & Cons  Sally Forth  The Amazing Spider-Man  So the colorist made 3J's lips flesh-colored for some reason. That weirding anybody else out, or is it just me?
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Apr 19, 2014 01:05
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I was going to make a comment about him being super-tough and not needing to worry about a little thing like crashing into a wall, but then I remembered newspaper Spidey-man's crippling weakness to masonry.
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Apr 19, 2014 01:10
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Winnie the Pooh I'm just impressed they can count that high.   
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Apr 19, 2014 01:17
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:9 Chickweed Lane 4/18/2003 9 Junji Lane. 
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Julet Esqu posted:
 Wait, what?Next you'll be telling me that lone bush represents a testicle.  Julet Esqu posted:Luann Not only that, they're all in the same limo, and will be too embarrassed to conduct sexy-time in front of each other. Julet Esqu posted:Apartment 3-G That last line... perfect. Hey, you're totally cool with keeping deer that have faces like old ladies in your apartment? You'll be perfect here at "Jack's Nutty Veterinary"!
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Apr 19, 2014 02:13
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Man I really hope Luann is going to take the totally tonally inconsistent turn I feel like it's building up to. Like the traffic is caused by Bernice and Delta getting in a car accident, or what Gunther thinks is water is actually vodka and he gets Rosa teen pregnant or hits Quill in the face with a bottle or something.
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FunkyAl posted:Man I really hope Luann is going to take the totally tonally inconsistent turn I feel like it's building up to. Like the traffic is caused by Bernice and Delta getting in a car accident, or what Gunther thinks is water is actually vodka and he gets Rosa teen pregnant or hits Quill in the face with a bottle or something. The problem here is that even if something like Quill getting bottled were to happen, it would be done in the most boring way imaginable. I loving hate Luann.
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 Edited for realism.
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Julet Esqu posted:
This is a good plan. With his last breath, 3J can know that Spider-Man looks like an rear end in a top hat who gave up.
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Gil It would probably involve things breaking, flashing lights and men in uniforms. Retail  You could probably pull off some parkour tricks there but meanwhile I really hope the store isn't imploding from poor floor coverage while two employees are screwing around on the rooftop. Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog  Dustin  I can't really think of any good way to break it off now that I think about it. On the Fastrack  How do all the waitstaff not quiver in fear as they take her order? Safe Havens  Aw, look, someone beat you to experimenting with mad science, Sam.
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