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Helmacron
Jun 3, 2005

looking down at the world
Watch out for tigers/French cooks, dork. Korean hating dork. Dorky dork.

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Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Herv posted:

so what happens to cnn after this

I'm thinking one of those deluxe Terri Schiavo kind of stories. We could use a good decade of arguing over a body.

Bananaquiter posted:

They were all wearing life jackets packed like sardines below the deck. No way to get out once the thing went upside-down.

Being able to use a cutting torch should be a life skill too.

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?

Tuxedo Gin posted:

The real problem was that they were raised in korea and therefore have little to no capability of independent thought. If the boat I am on starts tilting loving sideways, I don't care who tells me to stay in my cabin - I'm loving evacuating.

Yup. I grew up on the water a lot. I don't care who tells me to sit tight, I'm on that deck in seconds if the ship is in trouble. Trying to climb up a sideways floor to get to the exit? That makes me loving shudder, really.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I found the plane guys. It was in the last place I looked!

My butt :xd:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

brylcreem posted:

I found the plane guys. It was in the last place I looked!

My butt :xd:

finally

Slap Happy
Apr 14, 2006

brylcreem posted:

I found the plane guys. It was in the last place I looked!

My butt :xd:

paging US Airways to this thread to confirm

Ironed Idol
Nov 16, 2013

by XyloJW
https://www.facebook.com/my.malaysiaairlines/posts/535488193231045?cid=social_20140420_22306584&stream_ref=10

It is happening again, not really.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



The plane has hit the second tower

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
oh now they're just milking the publicity, that is shameful

Ironed Idol
Nov 16, 2013

by XyloJW

gnarlyhotep posted:

oh now they're just milking the publicity, that is shameful

this one landed safely at least.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Guys, its....well, you know.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Chinatown posted:

Guys, its....well, you know.

come on, you can tell us

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Chinatown posted:

Guys, its....well, you know.

It's pregnant again ?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





dont go on asian modes of transportation is what i've learned in the last couple months

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




SaltLick posted:

dont go on asian modes of transportation is what i've learned in the last couple months

Not just asian. Never travel by car, a bus, boat or by rail. And don't travel by plane.
And don't travel at all. Built a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
That's why I never leave my mom's basement.

Disconnecticus
Oct 21, 2012

Wait, like, actual money?

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

That's why I never leave my mom's basement.

Radon gas is gonna get you.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
im more scared of asian people than i am of dying in a plane crash

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

amityville anus posted:

im more scared of asian people than i am of dying in a plane crash

Afraid they'll help you with your algebra homework or some poo poo?

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
Hey everyone my Malaysian airlines flight got in ok just thought you would all like an update god bless repost if you love jesus.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-27100056

How long until the crew commits suicide out of shame?

Skipjack
Sep 11, 2007

I prefer a quiet station,
thank you.
let's try to stay on topic here guys, this thread is NOT about some dumb boat but a cool mystery plane thanks

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

No let's talk about it, how come all these eastern countries are so good at killing 500 people at a time in boats that move at 10 mph on the calmest water possible

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

No let's talk about it, how come all these eastern countries are so good at killing 500 people at a time in boats that move at 10 mph on the calmest water possible

apparently the captain delayed the passengers evacuation so he and the crew could get off first

ohsosad
Feb 11, 2012

Why is every game i play unbalanced in the other guys favour?

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

No let's talk about it, how come all these eastern countries are so good at killing 500 people at a time in boats that move at 10 mph on the calmest water possible

I've watched the movie Battleship so I'm a bit of an expect on naval travel and i can assure you that it only happened because when the third officer did a 180° turn he didn't put the anchor down so before he could destroy the alien space ship the ship flipped over.
Very simple mistake really.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

gnarlyhotep posted:

apparently the captain delayed the passengers evacuation so he and the crew could get off first

How rude!

Skipjack
Sep 11, 2007

I prefer a quiet station,
thank you.
the misery of communism has given these once noble warrior races an implacable yearning for death by public transportation

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I bet no one has even just asked DHARMA where the plane is. They know, ask them!

But no, too proud. We can find it on our own!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
The vice principal who booked the ferry trip has apparently killed himself. Shame, or was he killed for knowing too much? #askquestions

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
childlike wonder as to the plain's whereabouts, pessimistic lamentation about ever finding it, joke about lost, meta-post about the nature of the thread, repeat

Jeffrey of YOSPOS fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Apr 21, 2014

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Jeffrey posted:

childlike wonder as to the plain's whereabouts, pessimistic lamentation about ever finding it, joke about lost, repeat

It's not gone, guys.

We've got to keep on believing.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

yeah at least with the boat there's something to talk about. we know where it is and their bringing up bodies.

the plane is gone so there's really nothing to say except chinatown's checking in every day or so to let us no whether or not it is gone.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

The captain apparently told passengers to stay in their seats and he left. Dereliction of duty of the highest order!

The captain is supposed to stay on the boat like a badass as it sinks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vp--AlWBrU

Now they're never going to make a love story film called MV Sewol

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-27100395

What are the excuses for MH370 passengers? PSH

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



I love how even Chinatown is getting sick of Chinatown's poo poo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Its gone, guys.

Cash and Prizes
May 20, 2007
Tonight, tonight, we'll sing for you tonight.

Chinatown posted:

Its gone, guys.

Ahahaha no way man.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i found the plane

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

it's at the bottom of the southeast indian ocean and someone will find it within the next few years

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SD87
Jun 7, 2011
I hope the plane isn't found for like 100 years

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