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Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

tbp posted:

I'd say Pulis but I wonder if he's got the same problem Moyes has

No, he's Welsh.

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Spangly A posted:

I'm amazed how many people are buying into this "it was obvious" myth

it wasn't

quote psybro for comedy gold on page 2 though.

skimming through page one of that thread i dont see anybody with united coming top

a lot of people predicted moyes would be a flop - few guessed quite how damaging his tenure could be so soon

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Strawman posted:

Will this still be the case for his successor? :allears:

I can't see why it wouldn't be, to be honest.

Like I say, if United hire van Gaal (or whoever) and there's no improvement, then a lot of blame is going to fall on the players. Beyond that, I don't think there'd be a great deal of pressure on him. He'd be expected to progress the squad, I'm not saying that finishing fourth forever is the goal, but the fans do recognise that United need to be bringing in new players and allowing the manager time to shape what he wants to do.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
Would like to call everyones attention to this btw:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3564666&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post418354844

Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013

Spangly A posted:

I'm amazed how many people are buying into this "it was obvious" myth

it wasn't

quote psybro for comedy gold on page 2 though.

tbp always believed in Brendan's boys.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Cart Cam posted:

tbp always believed in Brendan's boys.

It looks like all I got mixed up was the tots and everton

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Absurdly close, and we call taff an itk

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
TBP is like some sort of weird idiot savant who cant talk to people properly but guesses the league.

aellisr
Oct 11, 2007

Alveolar fibrosis don't give a damn.
If Roy Hodgson can go on from the job at Liverpool to becoming England manager, then I reckon we'll see ol' Davey Moyes captaining some side soon enough. I do pity whomever they stick in as the next heir to Fergie's throne.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
This had set me up nicely for the day and now I'm disappointed.

It has to be soon though

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


Utd say he hasn't been sacked.. yet, but won't comment on future speculation

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26352231

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Spangly A posted:

I'm amazed how many people are buying into this "it was obvious" myth

it wasn't

quote psybro for comedy gold on page 2 though.

:confused: Seems like all the non-united fans predict them finishing 3rd-7th. Very few people have been surprised by the decline, just that they got this shite this fast.

James R
Dec 22, 2006

I hear they're still eating paper. Is that true?

DickEmery posted:

Imagine the emotional trauma of melting down over United Hero Ryan Giggs leading them to 7th.
At least one of them will call him "dad" by mistake.

Uncle, you mean?

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Spangly A posted:

I'm amazed how many people are buying into this "it was obvious" myth

it wasn't

quote psybro for comedy gold on page 2 though.

psybro posted:

Hahaha oh man, United are not finishing outside the top 2 and you can loving print that.

James R posted:

Uncle, you mean?

:drat: :golfclap:

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Strawman posted:

:confused: Seems like all the non-united fans predict them finishing 3rd-7th. Very few people have been surprised by the decline, just that they got this shite this fast.

four people who arent tbp predicted outside top 4. Four.

I think it's absolutely fair to say people expected Davey Moyes to do better than his Everton team by more than a 2 point margin.

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me

aellisr posted:

we'll see ol' Davey Moyes captaining some side soon enough.

He's a bit old for that imo

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012

Strawman posted:

:confused: Seems like all the non-united fans predict them finishing 3rd-7th. Very few people have been surprised by the decline, just that they got this shite this fast.

It's the performances too. Lots of people would have predicted 5th or 6th (a lot of United fans said they'd be satisfied by that), but I don't think anyone imagined they'd be so outclassed by literally all of the top clubs

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Spangly A posted:

four people who arent tbp predicted outside top 4. Four.

I think it's absolutely fair to say people expected Davey Moyes to do better than his Everton team by more than a 2 point margin.

Who were they? I don't have Archives and am curious.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Regarding Moyes, I think 20th century Russian poet Marina Tsvetaeva put it best when she said:

How many people fell in this abyss,
I fathom from afar!
There will be time, and I will vanish too
From earth's exterior.

All will be still, that sang and that did struggle,
That glistened and rejoiced:
The greenness of my eyes, the gold of my hair,
And this my tender voice.

Life will continue with its soft hot bread,
With day's oblivion.
All will continue — under outstretched heavens
As if I'd never been!

To all — who are the friends and strangers
To never having known the measure, me?
I turn to you with this my faith's demand
And love's query.

Both day and night, in word and letter both:
For truth of yes and no,
For that though I am but twenty I am
So often in such sorrow,

For unavoidably my slights and trespasses
Will be forgiven me —
For all of my impetuous tenderness
And look too proud and free —

For quickness of events as they come rushing,
For truth, for play, say I —
Please hear me! But do also please love me
For this that I will die.

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story
It's not written down anywhere but I correctly predicted Liverpool to win the league with United coming seventh, and Arsenal to win the cup.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.


I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

aellisr
Oct 11, 2007

Alveolar fibrosis don't give a damn.

Spangly A posted:


I think it's absolutely fair to say people expected Davey Moyes to do better than his Everton team by more than a 2 point margin.

Pretty much this. If you go from racing for Team Tut Tut to Team Mercedes, you should be finishing ahead of your previous employer.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí


Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of disappointed shells that dropped behind.

GAS! Gas! Quick, boys!-- An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And floundering like a man in fire or lime.--
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,--
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria Fergie.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

The guillotine's
Sharp blade?
Well then, just what?
I'm not afraid of the guillotine,
I laugh at the executioner,
At his sharp blade.
The guillotine is my life,
Every day they execute me...

Every day two gentlemen
In old-fashioned frock coats
Sit with me as guests.
And then they lead me through the door,
They take my hands firmly
And lay me under the sharp blade.
My life passes this way...

And on Sundays people go
To an execution, as to a low farce.
The guillotine?
A sharp blade?
Well then, just what?
I'll drink the glass down now...
Let them lead me out to execution.

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good


We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats' feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar

Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;

Between the desire
And the spasm
Between the potency
And the existence
Between the essence
And the descent
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom

For Thine is
Life is
For Thine is the

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

vyelkin posted:


The guillotine's
Sharp blade?
Well then, just what?
I'm not afraid of the guillotine,
I laugh at the executioner,
At his sharp blade.
The guillotine is my life,
Every day they execute me...

Every day two gentlemen
In old-fashioned frock coats
Sit with me as guests.
And then they lead me through the door,
They take my hands firmly
And lay me under the sharp blade.
My life passes this way...

And on Sundays people go
To an execution, as to a low farce.
The guillotine?
A sharp blade?
Well then, just what?
I'll drink the glass down now...
Let them lead me out to execution.


Very nice

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.


Oh, weep for Adonais! The quick Dreams,
The passion-winged Ministers of thought,
Who were his flocks, whom near the living streams
Of his young spirit he fed, and whom he taught
The love which was its music, wander not—
Wander no more, from kindling brain to brain,
But droop there, whence they sprung; and mourn their lot
Round the cold heart, where, after their sweet pain,

They ne'er will gather strength, or find a home again.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN


Roses are red
violets are blue
my team is poo poo
i work for man poo

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
this is the best page in EPL history.

Machinegunboyo
Apr 26, 2010


life is good


Ae fond kiss, and then we sever;
Ae fareweel, alas, for ever!
Deep in heart-wrung tears I'll pledge thee,
Warring sighs and groans I'll wage thee.
Who shall say that Fortune grieves him,
While the star of hope she leaves him?
Me, nae cheerful twinkle lights me;
Dark despair around benights me.

I'll ne'er blame my partial fancy,
Naething could resist my Nancy:
But to see her was to love her;
Love but her, and love for ever.
Had we never lov'd sae kindly,
Had we never lov'd sae blindly,
Never met-or never parted,
We had ne'er been broken-hearted.

Fare-thee-weel, thou first and fairest!
Git tae gently caress, thou best and dearest!
Thine be ilka joy and treasure,
Peace, Enjoyment, Love and Pleasure!
Ae fond kiss, and then we sever!
Ae fareweeli alas, for ever!
Deep in heart-wrung tears I'll pledge thee,
Warring sighs and groans I'll wage thee.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack


And the days are not full enough
And the nights are not full enough
And life slips by like a field mouse
Not shaking the grass

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010



O Captain! My Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather'd every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:

But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

O Captain!My Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills;
For you bouquets and ribbon'd wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding;
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;

Here captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head;
It is some dream that on the deck,
You've fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchor'd safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip, the victor ship, comes in with object won;

Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells!
But I, with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my captain lies,

Fallen cold and dead.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
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Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall


When you walk through the storm
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm
There's a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of the lark

Walk on, through the wind
Walk on, through the rain
Though your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone.

Moyes must walk.

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

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ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001



He clasps the crag with crooked hands;
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ringed with the azure world, he stands.

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he falls.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Pooshited

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Pain's disregard for our system of values greatly increases its hold on life. The emperor who, when urged to remove himself from the line of fire, responded by asking whether one had ever heard of an emperor falling in battle, exposed himself to one of those errors to which we all too willingly succumb. No human situation is secure against pain.



Our children's tales close with passages about heroes who, after having overcome many dangers, live out their lives in peace and happiness. We hear such assurances with pleasure, for it is comforting for us to learn about a place removed from pain. Yet, in truth, life is without any such satisfying end, as is evidenced by the fragmentary character of most great novels, which are either incomplete or crowned by an artificial conclusion.



The fact that pain repudiates our values is easily hidden in times of peace. Yet we already begin to reel when a joyful, wealthy, or powerful man is stricken by the most ordinary afflictions.



The seeds of destruction are indifferent to whether they destroy the mind of a numskull or a genius. The scurrilous, yet significant, verse of Shakespeare speaks to this sentiment:

Imperious Caesar, dead and turn'd to clay,
Might stop a hole to keep the wind away.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

There are actually people who revel
In all kinds of obstacles.

But I don't appreciate difficulties.
I like success to come easy!



I know there's a certain pleasure
In butting your way through doors.

But me, I'm a simple kind of fellow,
Who says that's the most boring work of all!

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Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.


O the valley in the summer where I and my John
Beside the deep river would walk on and on
While the flowers at our feet and the birds up above
Argued so sweetly on reciprocal love,
And I leaned on his shoulder; 'O Johnny, let's play':
But he frowned like thunder and he went away.

O that Friday near Christmas as I well recall
When we went to the Charity Matinee Ball,
The floor was so smooth and the band was so loud
And Johnny so handsome I felt so proud;
'Squeeze me tighter, dear Johnny, let's dance till it's day':
But he frowned like thunder and he went away.

Shall I ever forget at the Grand Opera
When music poured out of each wonderful star?
Diamonds and pearls they hung dazzling down
Over each silver and golden silk gown;
'O John I'm in heaven,' I whispered to say:
But he frowned like thunder and he went away.

O but he was fair as a garden in flower,
As slender and tall as the great Eiffel Tower,
When the waltz throbbed out on the long promenade
O his eyes and his smile they went straight to my heart;
'O marry me, Johnny, I'll love and obey':
But he frowned like thunder and he went away.

O last night I dreamed of you, Johnny, my lover,
You'd the sun on one arm and the moon on the other,
The sea it was blue and the grass it was green,
Every star rattled a round tambourine;
Ten thousand miles deep in a pit there I lay:
But you frowned like thunder and you went away.

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