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Squinty
Aug 12, 2007

I'm not 100% sure that dog is even being aggressive? Just super excited.

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Dusseldorf posted:

This is cool because not only is the kid probably in the hospital but they probably put away the insane dog too.
:smith: I also wondered about how awesome that dog's owners were.

Nutsak
Jul 21, 2005
All balls.

Dusseldorf posted:

This is cool because not only is the kid probably in the hospital but they probably put away the insane dog too.

You mean put down? That dog is probably amazing to people who aren't total cunts and I hope he's still alive.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Nutsak posted:

You mean put down? That dog is probably amazing to people who aren't total cunts and I hope he's still alive.

No, he meant the dog was committed to a sanitarium for the criminally canine.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Squinty posted:

I'm not 100% sure that dog is even being aggressive? Just super excited.

It's being kept on a short leash in what is clearly not a backyard. I'd wager anything the owner trained that dog to be aggressive.

Nutsak
Jul 21, 2005
All balls.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

No, he meant the dog was committed to a sanitarium for the criminally canine.

hahaha. If only that were a real thing.

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

Sometimes when I need cheering up, I watch this video. It usually helps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXHOMWadofM

Popular Human
Jul 17, 2005

and if it's a lie, terrorists made me say it
This is some pretty awesome shadenfreude. One-hit wonders The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus steals some guy's photo of them and puts it on their Facebook after running it through an Instagram filter. When he asks for them to take it down, they send him a stupid face and tell him he's banned from their concerts, then put the whole thing on Twitter and tell people to harass the guy online. Instead, the whole thing blows up in their face, they get blacklisted from the magazine the guy works for, and they have to publicly apologize.

http://petapixel.com/2014/04/21/band-responds-worst-way-possible-stealing-photographers-work/

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

McDragon posted:

Sometimes when I need cheering up, I watch this video. It usually helps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXHOMWadofM

Is it not common knowledge not to stand behind a horse?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

ElGroucho posted:

Is it not common knowledge not to stand behind a horse?

Pretty much if horses have one thing wired in their reptile brain it's to kick the poo poo out of anything going for their hamstring.

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO

McDragon posted:

Sometimes when I need cheering up, I watch this video. It usually helps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXHOMWadofM

AAAOwaaoohh

ieatsoap6
Nov 4, 2009

College Slice

Just go with the flow

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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ElGroucho posted:

Is it not common knowledge not to stand behind a horse?

I stand behind our horses all the time and walk in and amongst them in the corral. The trick is to let them know you are there and don't make them angry by doing something stupid like swinging a whip around. If their ears are back don't go behind them and if you don't know the horse it is best to just stay away completely.

Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp

rodbeard posted:

I'd wager anything the owner trained that dog to be aggressive.

It's a pit bull. Of course they trained it to be aggressive.

:can:

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Azurrat posted:

It's a pit bull. Of course they trained it to be aggressive.

:can:

Some guy came into my liquor store with his pitbull. It was basically the happiest sweetest dog ever, it wasn't even on a leash. The guy said "I bought a pitbull, I wanted like an attack dog and poo poo. Then I went off to jail, and my uncle started taking care of it. My uncle's a fuckin pussy, and now the dog's a fuckin pussy too." Great guy!

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

trapped mouse posted:

"I bought a pitbull, I wanted like an attack dog and poo poo. Then I went off to jail, and my uncle started taking care of it. My uncle's a fuckin pussy, and now the dog's a fuckin pussy too."
The sweetest Schadenfreude :3:

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

... so is this man shitfaced, or what?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Reminds me of this poor bastard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XawHd1snu70

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

President Ark posted:

... so is this man shitfaced, or what?

Nah, man. He tried to cross the forcefield. You saw it yourself.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Azurrat posted:

It's a pit bull. Of course they trained it to be aggressive.

:can:

You don't even need to train it, pitbulls are naturally the world's most aggressive breed. Everyone knows this. :downs:

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll
It's wiener dogs. They're bitey little fuckers.

piss explosion
Apr 2, 2005
I THINK MURDER AND BIGOTRY ARE FUNNY!!

President Ark posted:

... so is this man shitfaced, or what?

He has a 12 inch penis and suddenly got a huge boner

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

I'm just a memory, I can't give you any new information.

Squinty posted:

I'm not 100% sure that dog is even being aggressive? Just super excited.

This was my first thought. My cousin has a pair of pitts that love jumping on people and slobbering, and doing what that kid was doing is exactly what you do to get them in the mood for that. His neighbor tries to catch him off guard when they go out for walks by enticing the dogs, they will yank him off his feet like it's nothing if he's not watching them trying to get to someone sending them "Play" signals.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Schizophrenic Orb posted:

Judge Judy can be great for finding idiots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDf5gkpW6cA
That was so memorable I don't even need to watch it again. I think it's the first time I've seen Judge Judy trying not to break into hysterical laughter.

Contribution.

Elissia
Dec 28, 2012


Dude is amazingly chill for falling in that. It's horrible and covered in disgusting algae slime under the water.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
The New York Police Department asked twitter users to tweet photos posing with New York's finest with the hashtag #myNYPD.

The feed is filled with photos of police brutality, violent encounters, and/or cops being dicks.

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23myNYPD&src=hash

http://www.vice.com/read/everyones-tweeting-photos-of-police-brutality-thanks-to-a-failed-nypd-hashtag

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=652_1398143140

There's the video for the dog. Apparently the guy was being a shithead and throwing rocks at it and riling it up, and it backfired on him.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

canyoneer posted:

The New York Police Department asked twitter users to tweet photos posing with New York's finest with the hashtag #myNYPD.

The feed is filled with photos of police brutality, violent encounters, and/or cops being dicks.

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23myNYPD&src=hash

http://www.vice.com/read/everyones-tweeting-photos-of-police-brutality-thanks-to-a-failed-nypd-hashtag

God drat that is some grade A, prime, uncut schadenfreude.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

20 21

Mineaiki
Nov 20, 2013

canyoneer posted:

The New York Police Department asked twitter users to tweet photos posing with New York's finest with the hashtag #myNYPD.

The feed is filled with photos of police brutality, violent encounters, and/or cops being dicks.

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23myNYPD&src=hash

http://www.vice.com/read/everyones-tweeting-photos-of-police-brutality-thanks-to-a-failed-nypd-hashtag

How do people, even the NYPD, not get social media by now?

Every company or organization needs to hire a few high school students to just read everything they post online and tell them if it's stupid.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

Popular Human posted:

This is some pretty awesome shadenfreude. One-hit wonders The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus steals some guy's photo of them and puts it on their Facebook after running it through an Instagram filter. When he asks for them to take it down, they send him a stupid face and tell him he's banned from their concerts, then put the whole thing on Twitter and tell people to harass the guy online. Instead, the whole thing blows up in their face, they get blacklisted from the magazine the guy works for, and they have to publicly apologize.

http://petapixel.com/2014/04/21/band-responds-worst-way-possible-stealing-photographers-work/

This deserves some love.

Alain Perdrix
Dec 19, 2007

Howdy!

I forgot about this. I love how much it's like watching Buster Keaton do a routine about trying to walk through a heavy storm, or something. The silence only makes me think of Keaton more.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Alain Perdrix posted:

I forgot about this. I love how much it's like watching Buster Keaton do a routine about trying to walk through a heavy storm, or something.
A bit like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpkKvmrwktY

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Mineaiki posted:

Every company or organization needs to hire a few high school students to just read everything they post online and tell them ifthat it's stupid.
It's always stupid. Always.

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

McDragon posted:

Sometimes when I need cheering up, I watch this video. It usually helps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXHOMWadofM

And again wondering "What did he expect?"



Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Nobnob posted:

And again wondering "What did he expect?"


My favourite is the guy at 50 seconds in this compilation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD9fF7upEww

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Nobnob posted:

And again wondering "What did he expect?"





Why is this so funny? WHY CANT I STOP WATCHING IT.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

Man on trial for murder would very much like you to ignore his massive neck tattoo saying "MURDER".

http://www.wibw.com/home/localnews/headlines/Kansas-Murder-Suspect-Wants-Murder-Tattoo-Covered-For-Trial-256247901.html

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Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

Phantasium posted:

Man on trial for murder would very much like you to ignore his massive neck tattoo saying "MURDER".

http://www.wibw.com/home/localnews/headlines/Kansas-Murder-Suspect-Wants-Murder-Tattoo-Covered-For-Trial-256247901.html

It doesn't say murder, it says REDRUM. He's just a fan of The Shining!

Why don't they just give him a scarf?

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