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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

SynthOrange posted:

You bash that bear's brains out Mark!

Turning M Trail into a murderer of wildlife was Jam Esallen's plan all along!

The Little King



Office Hours

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Turning M Trail into a murderer of wildlife was Jam Esallen's plan all along
I want him to accidentally kill the bear, then find out the bear has a cub and it becomes the strip's permanent new character.

The dark age between the introduction of computers and the creation of online porn/escort service.

Meanwhile, it appears that Charles Boyce is guest writer for Archie.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The story looks even more incoherent when you post several in a row. Mark you were standing on the road next to the car! Why did you wander into the bush?
JESUS CHRIST THAT BEAR IS HUGE. Wait now its a raccoon. How'd we get to a river bank again?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



Kid's looking a bit puffy today.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Kammat posted:

Modesty Blaise - Highland Witch


What is Modesty even doing with this arsehole?


The "Amazing" Spider-Man



Henry


Pluggers

The Sezza
Feb 18, 2007

Wanamingo posted:

Zachary Nixon Johnson


Did anyone else see that guy's head as a butt hanging out of some pants, at first? Or is that just my unique defect? :psyduck:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

"I need more proof!" - Inspector Danger

ZNJ may be pretty boring but at least it's not genuinely mean-spirited and incompetent like Mike du Jour or from a parallel universe like Nancy.

anathenema
Apr 8, 2009

Tiggum posted:

The "Amazing" Spider-Man



I haven't really been paying attention to Spider-Man lately, but every time I tune in it seems he's in the midst of being useless and shown up by another superhero. Maybe next Iron Man will gently caress his wife and the Thing will drink his beer as he weeps in a corner.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The weekday colourist is doing an outstanding job as usual. :downs:

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Gil

My mom collects shells and would probably tell you the same thing.

Retail

Cooper's a lovely boss, and Donnie's a total suck up. Hey wait, why does that sound familiar?

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

Turns out that after robots steal all of humanity's jobs they steal one another's.

Dustin

A mother-in-law joke. Really. Parker's art really is wasted on this strip.

On the Fastrack

Just tell Dethany you made a pact with the netherworld. She'd eat that up.

Safe Havens

You realize Patina can just abuse you back more easily as a cat too, right? Hope you like waxpaper boots.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Okay.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Mercury Hat posted:

Winnie the Pooh





This comic. :allears:

I don't suppose collections were ever released? I poked around Amazon but the only Winnie the Pooh books I see are movie adaptations/other books, not strip collections.

This comic is just so chill and pleasant, I love it, and I want it on my shelf.

Same for you, Dana. Where is my Heavenly Nostrils collection? :colbert:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Seriously, No-One Posted The Thrilling Events In Mark Trail While I Was Gone? Comix




Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe

The Sezza posted:

Did anyone else see that guy's head as a butt hanging out of some pants, at first? Or is that just my unique defect? :psyduck:



You're not alone. That was exactly what I saw at first and the speech bubble didn't help.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Red Meat

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Wanamingo posted:


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


There is no crime here. It is all part of an elaborate foreplay scenario. The suspect is actually Mr. Sweetwater.

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica
Fingerpori

- The gospels' stories about Jesus are full of contradictions
- Your armpits smell all the way here!
- You're sniffing your own, you dumbass!


Ristiriita, contradiction, is literally risti cross + riita argument/quarrel.

Fok_It


"Keeping busy" was in English in the original as well.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane



How many panels of this awful storyline have been two or more people having a standoff at gunpoint? I feel like we're approaching 50%.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

Green Intern posted:

How many panels of this awful storyline have been two or more people having a standoff at gunpoint? I feel like we're approaching 50%.

Christ this story is just going round and round and round, like a turd circling the drain.

Speaking of turds, let's change things up and post these horrible poo poo comics first, then the good ones next!

Broom Hilda makes me think that they're not even trying to disguise the obvious jokes anymore.


Candorville Because gently caress you, that's why. Christ this strip.


Creeps,The we're doing things alphabetically today, apparently.


Cul-de-sac Even though she's met him, she thinks Ernesto's imaginary too.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane's World



Wow Jane, you dumped the E-brake on that one, now, didn't you.

Non Sequitur



Nd U cud cram mor plot in 2 if u txt abbvt. :v:

Heavenly Nostrils



:lol:

Kliban



Uh.. hmm. :psyduck:

9 Chickweed Lane 4/23/2003



My cats would've been all over that fly at 2 o'clock.

Zits



Kevin & Kell



Ok, if these morons can't figure out that whatserface's coordinates are exactly the same as the catapult, they really are brain damaged.

Nemi



As a consultant, I get this question constantly when I change long term contract sites. I just say "Basically the same bullshit inside, but with a different sign at the road." :v:

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011


I can never figure out how to give people compliments in a way that sounds any more sincere than this. Unless they do something actually impressive, but how often does that happen in everyday life?

Comics (April 3rd 2007)

These are all still mostly relevant, actually. Not that that makes them funny.

La Cucaracha


Doonesbury


The Duplex


F-Minus


Non Sequitur


---

Eyebeam


Aw, so the benefits of law school have been trickling down to the rest of us.

It's All Right Chief Dharma


Joongeol Joongeol Cool.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County

Now that's a headline.


Oh dear.

Calvin And Hobbes




Tiny Sepuku hasn't updated in a week.


Corey Pandolph's TOBY has a robot with bad posture.


And who could ever frown upon Guy Gilchrist's Today's Dogg?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Tiggum posted:


Pluggers


:catstare: Well that's disturbing.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

I can't get over the smug smiley face in that second panel of Candorville.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

This one has Holbrook levels of :psyduck: if you think about it very much.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Heathcliff


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Pickles


Classic Prince Valiant

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
We're all Pluggers, in the end. :unsmith:

Gloomy Rube
Mar 4, 2008



Midnight Moth posted:


On the Fastrack

Just tell Dethany you made a pact with the netherworld. She'd eat that up.

Maybe it's just me, but On the Fastrack is the only Holbrook comic I actually like. It's just that the main character is actually likable and the characters you're supposed to like are the same. As a Mary Sue, Dethany's just a lot more tolerable than the other Holbrook Mary Sues, I think.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Johnny Walker posted:


Rex Morgan MD



Kid's looking a bit puffy today.

This so-called Dr. Rex Morgan is dangerous. He's a real nutcase. You hang around with him, you're gonna end up in big trouble.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Wee Pals


Andertoons


Four Eyes


Lost Side of Suburbia


Zachary Nixon Johnson


Oh, Brother

grading essays nude
Oct 24, 2009

so why dont we
put him into a canan
and shoot him into the trolls base where
ever it is and let him kill all of them. its
so perfect that it can't go wrong.

i think its the best plan i
have ever heard in my life
Is Gilchrist really writing an entire plot around some generic self-help book from 1938? Did I read that right? It just gets more and more bizarre.

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Jul 7, 2007

top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players

grading essays nude posted:

Is Gilchrist really writing an entire plot around some generic self-help book from 1938? Did I read that right?
Guessing this joke's been made before but what the heck

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Darthemed posted:

And who could ever frown upon Guy Gilchrist's Today's Dogg?


I am never posting dog comix again.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Grilox posted:

Maybe it's just me, but On the Fastrack is the only Holbrook comic I actually like. It's just that the main character is actually likable and the characters you're supposed to like are the same. As a Mary Sue, Dethany's just a lot more tolerable than the other Holbrook Mary Sues, I think.

She doesn't have the murderous capabilities or pseudo-magical powers the other ones do, so her ability to do horrible things to innocent bystanders and turn them into her possessions/playthings is far less, so that definitely helps. Though even she gets into the horribleness with the computer entities sometimes.

R Ubbish
Apr 15, 2013





Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
9 Junji Lane.


That's the last one, for now.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy has a heart-to-heart with one of the palace guards. (February 2, 1927)



Peanuts (April 26, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean, in which it's Frankie Daterape all over again.



She's going to be a hell of a documentarian with that type of poker face.

Popeye reminds us that we're not quite done with this yarn.



Rip Haywire



Pogo, in which Albert applies to head the Department of Cloud Castles. (April 25, 1956)



Out Our Way (November 3-4, 1924)



The lighter side of getting mauled by street-fighting kids!

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Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

It turns out it's Popeye Göring

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