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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
The pop for that hulk up :stare:

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
The only way they could have made Hogan v. Rock better is if Rock had called for Real American to be played when he had him come back in and pose.


sportsgenius86 posted:

this is not a bad match but Hogan's skin makes me sick

As well it should, because his skin is the same condition as that of a mummy.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

wasn't sure if I was going to stick around and watch this but Cena Suit made it worth it

sunsweet
Nov 13, 2012

"Lana look," Rusev pointed out to the screen, "Pinkie Pie just scared Twilight Sparkle shitless! I love America and shit they put on TV!"
Heenan's Hall of Fame speech was just fantastic. I miss him being around.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

sunsweet posted:

Heenan's Hall of Fame speech was just fantastic. I miss him being around.

I'm watching 1999 WCW PPVs and I'm dreading the point when Heenan leaves commentary.

RockShowLevel27
May 31, 2006
Tensai and sacamoto on a pre extreme rules Raw from 2012... Crazy how little he paid off in two years.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



RockShowLevel27 posted:

Tensai and sacamoto on a pre extreme rules Raw from 2012... Crazy how little he paid off in two years.

Him not paying off as Albert and A-Train should have been their first loving hint that this wasn't going to go well.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Why was HHH so skinny in 2008?? He looks like a normal person

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Cast No Engine posted:

Why was HHH so skinny in 2008?? He looks like a normal person

Probably the institution of the new Wellness Policy because of Benoit.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
I turn on the network and it's Best of Raw. I see ADR bear Ryder, and then the Three Stooges.

Um, sure... I see we are just throwing around the term "Best" now

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
That Raw was all about Cena/Lesnar. It opened and closed the show.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Hogan is the most hilarious over-actor ever, I love it.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



triplexpac posted:

Hogan is the most hilarious over-actor ever, I love it.

Counterpoint: Shawn Michaels in his match against Hogan.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Jeez, no one could get away with this stuff Piper was doing in the 80s.

"You're not the same color you dumb wop, how can Junkyard Dog be your friend?"

sunsweet
Nov 13, 2012

"Lana look," Rusev pointed out to the screen, "Pinkie Pie just scared Twilight Sparkle shitless! I love America and shit they put on TV!"
I'm just baffled every time they play that promo.

On another Piper related note, Legends House is terrible this week for some reason.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Ahahah, runnin' Extreme Smackdown which was 2 weeks after RR 01 (FULL ON WITH XFL COMMERCIALS!) on the Network. God I love Goofy Kurt.

Lillian: Are you surprised that HHH was added to your match against the Rock making it a triple threat match?

Kurt Angle: Not surprised at all, in fact I expected it. Hell why stop there, why not add Big Show or Jericho? Why not the whole state of Nebraska? In fact isn't a wrestling ring a little old school? Why not have the match in a shark tank with real live sharks? And the only way to win is to shove your opponent into the shark's mouth and pin the shark? Wouldn't that be a hoot?

Commissar Ken fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Apr 27, 2014

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Definitely would watch a cooking show with Booker T based off that outside the ring segment.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Ahaha.

Mean Gene: We're bringing in a noted orthopedic surgeon.

Steiner: We need an NWO doctor!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

That match was poo poo.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
I was completely unaware of Raven's gimmick as "Johnny Polo".

I knew he looked familiar though. This match isn't awful.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

get hype for Tuesday programming night!


WM Rewind: Big Show vs. Mayweather

Countdown: top 10 Tag Teams!

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
I'm prefer a Rewind on Big Show vs. Akebono, but I'll take Mayweather.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

They show the whole match in these things, and the match was pretty good and the whole turning Mayweather heel thing should be fun.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Was Roddy Piper's gimmick always "terrible racist" or what?

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Was Roddy Piper's gimmick always "terrible racist" or what?

Sometimes racist, but his gimmick was just rear end in a top hat jerk.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

I like how Piper hasn't stopped talking for the entire segment

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Uh oh, a bigger streak than the Undertaker's!

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

10 minutes of how much of an rear end in a top hat Mayweather is :allears:

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
LMAO footage of December to Dismember

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

I love the idea that Floyd legit bolted the gently caress away from show after breaking his nose

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Holy crap could you imagine if Big Show actually caught Floyd and killed him on a pay per view. I seriously can't believe this happened. How did anyone sign off on Show throwing Mayweather out of the ring? He seriously just slung a billion dollars through the air.

Ribsauce fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Apr 30, 2014

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

He broke his chalice, bah gawd! :bahgawd:


E: He can't do that! He can't do that! He can't do that! He can't do that!

Blasmeister fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Apr 30, 2014

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
I remembered this match but I did not remember those fantastic shorts.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Someone needs to put this episode in a time capsule so the future can understand why wrestling is so awesome!

They need a heel who just rips off Mayweather so bad. The ringside posse is killing me

I can't get over the fact someone at HBO didn't stop Mayweather from doing this. The risk is absurd.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

I'd forgotten how legit great this match was

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
As someone who was out of wrestling at the time and never saw the match and forgot this ever happened, that loving ruled! It was legitimately good.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I don't think I ever actually watched that before, but it was awesome. Really it was Big Show vs Mayweather and his endless parade of goons.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

I hope Stone cold ambushes him at the end of this shopping trip

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Suddenly very hungry.

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Tag Teams are cool. Countdown is cool. Should be a good hour of television.

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