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Snowdens Secret posted:Slagcheek I'm strainin' at the chains on this one You're a repeat offender, bitch. Lucky it wasn't longer. 
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If GoT was written by a SomethingAwful mod there would be a nerd riot. Everyone in the book is 12 years old and the only sex that maybe isn't rape is when Ygritte has to explain to Jon Snow that he gets the pussy now since he killed the dudes who used to rape her. Someone figure out where George R. R. Martin works, we need to call his employer!!!
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Apr 23, 2014 10:34
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Mike-o posted:gently caress kettle bells. stupid rear end officers and their crossfit. CQBB (Close quarters bat battle)
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Apr 23, 2014 14:20
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Apr 23, 2014 19:06
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When you said older, I was hoping to see 1st & Ten or The Hitchhiker. Still a good selection. Every one of you cocksuckers needs to watch Deadwood.
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Apr 23, 2014 19:22
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Mad Dragon posted:When you said older, I was hoping to see 1st & Ten or The Hitchhiker. Still a good selection. Every one of you cocksuckers needs to watch Deadwood. you spelled rome wrong. ok deadwood too but rome is like the best tv thing ever made
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Apr 23, 2014 19:41
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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:you spelled rome wrong. ok deadwood too but rome is like the best tv thing ever made Rome is just alright compared to Deadwood and The Wire, if only because it was cancelled in Season 2 and forced the writers to compress about a decade into three episodes. It had wonderful potential, whereas Deadwood had two sublime seasons (AND THAT'S IT, THERE WAS NO THIRD SEASON) and The Wire had at least four. All three are about ten times better than certain recent schlock written by a certain fat horny DnD nerd that tends to earn probations in GiP for certain fearless freethinkers who call it what it is.
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Apr 23, 2014 20:56
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at the date posted:Rome is just alright compared to Deadwood and The Wire, if only because it was cancelled in Season 2 and forced the writers to compress about a decade into three episodes. It had wonderful potential, whereas Deadwood had two sublime seasons (AND THAT'S IT, THERE WAS NO THIRD SEASON) and The Wire had at least four. All three are about ten times better than certain recent schlock written by a certain fat horny DnD nerd that tends to earn probations in GiP for certain fearless freethinkers who call it what it is. All of this is true. Game of Thrones is still awesome, though. Reminds me of watching Lost before some point in season 2 when it became obvious that the writers had just been throwing random poo poo into each episode and had no intention of justifying any of it.
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Apr 23, 2014 21:18
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I went up to the school today. People were dressed in slacks, collared shirts. Looking like classy people. I showed up with an old t shirt, basketball shorts and grease stains all over my arms from changing the tires on my car right before I came. Am I doing this right or wrong?
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Apr 23, 2014 21:31
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Cole posted:I went up to the school today. People were dressed in slacks, collared shirts. Looking like classy people. Depends if you're cultivating a hick persona. Also gently caress final t  At least I'm done now!
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Apr 23, 2014 21:59
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Cole posted:I went up to the school today. People were dressed in slacks, collared shirts. Looking like classy people. Doing it right IMO. You've earned your place there with your valiant and selfless service to our great nation. Them ah'vry tower queers still hangin off their mommas' tits better clear the way for a fuckin hero like you.
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Apr 23, 2014 22:01
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Yeah cool will that get me laid?
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Apr 23, 2014 22:12
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Cole posted:Yeah cool will that get me laid? No. The ability to buy alcohol goes a long way with Freshmen and Sophmore chicks, though
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Apr 23, 2014 22:16
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e: ^ ^ ^Cole posted:Yeah cool will that get me laid? It doesn't matter what you wear. Your competition is still 18/19 years old and poor.
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Apr 23, 2014 22:18
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Telling people you went to ~the sandbox~ is fun though because people instantly assume you are a crazed, PTSD ridden, combat veteran who is on the verge of snapping at any moment, which is hilarious because they all fear you.
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Apr 23, 2014 22:28
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USMC503 posted:Telling people you went to ~the sandbox~ is fun though because people instantly assume you are a crazed, PTSD ridden, combat veteran who is on the verge of snapping at any moment, which is hilarious because they all fear you. Hell you don't even need to say the first part. I was accused of literally gunning children for sport. When I said I was a mechanic in the Air Force and never went within 1000 miles of a war zone I was instead accused of being complacent in the gunning down of children.
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Apr 23, 2014 22:36
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Hell you don't even need to say the first part. I was accused of literally gunning children for sport. When I said I was a mechanic in the Air Force and never went within 1000 miles of a war zone I was instead accused of being complacent in the gunning down of children. Yea but that's true though.
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Apr 23, 2014 22:43
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holocaust bloopers posted:Yea but that's true though. Eh, I don't know those children. Maybe they'll be reincarnated in a country that isn't an absolute poo poo hole.
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Apr 23, 2014 22:45
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Eh, I don't know those children. Maybe they'll be reincarnated in a country that isn't an absolute poo poo hole. I'd like those little afghani bastards if they had ever swapped pins on my jet.
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Apr 23, 2014 22:50
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Hell you don't even need to say the first part. I was accused of literally gunning children for sport. When I said I was a mechanic in the Air Force and never went within 1000 miles of a war zone I was instead accused of being complacent in the gunning down of children. Chances are I didn't see that dickhead on the news taking the fight to the streets to topple the government, because if he did anything less if he thought children were being murdered, well, blah blah blah literally hitler blah blah george bush blah penis blah blah winter is coming
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Hell you don't even need to say the first part. I was accused of literally gunning children for sport. When I said I was a mechanic in the Air Force and never went within 1000 miles of a war zone I was instead accused of being complacent in the gunning down of children. Ha, well, touché! *goes back to scoping butts* Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Apr 23, 2014 |
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Apr 23, 2014 22:54
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Hell you don't even need to say the first part. I was accused of literally gunning children for sport. When I said I was a mechanic in the Air Force and never went within 1000 miles of a war zone I was instead accused of being complacent in the gunning down of children. Their parents couldn't figure out Duck-And-Cover so maybe they weren't destined for greatness to begin with
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Apr 23, 2014 22:55
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I remember there was a random partially white Afghani we saw. Oh russia. E: also since I was in the reserves, I started college right after training and was boot as gently caress and they were still like legit scared of me. Especially this one brown kid. USMC503 fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Apr 23, 2014 |
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Cole posted:I showed up with an old t shirt, basketball shorts and grease stains all over my arms from changing the tires on my car right before I came. I just go to school in gym gear, so I can get a workout in between classes. When I first started I dressed nice and bought a change of gym clothes, which lasted about a week. gently caress that!
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Hell you don't even need to say the first part. I was accused of literally gunning children for sport. When I said I was a mechanic in the Air Force and never went within 1000 miles of a war zone I was instead accused of being complacent in the gunning down of children. You went the wrong way with this. You should've said you loved running out of bullets because that meant you could beat them with the stock. Be sure to brazenly check out a butt while using this line.
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Apr 24, 2014 01:06
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if you're not brazenly peepin butts you're doing it wrong
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Snowdens Secret posted:You went the wrong way with this. You should've said you loved running out of bullets because that meant you could beat them with the stock. You know that look dogs get when you can tell they're using their entire brain to try to figure something out? That's the look I used to get when I told people I was a gay vet.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:You know that look dogs get when you can tell they're using their entire brain to try to figure something out? That's the look I used to get when I told people I was a gay vet. That's pretty great.
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holocaust bloopers posted:That's pretty great. Right? And when DADT repeal and implementation was in the news I got asked to speak in soooooo many classes and campus events.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Right? And when DADT repeal and implementation was in the news I got asked to speak in soooooo many classes and campus events. I know you didn't but could you have gotten a lot of pussy after that stuff?
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Cole posted:I know you didn't but could you have gotten a lot of pussy after that stuff? From what I hear, gay dudes gently caress pretty much constantly, bar none, looks and personality meaning nothing, so I'm pretty sure N4I gets all the boypussy he could ask for.
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Cole posted:I know you didn't but could you have gotten a lot of pussy after that stuff? Well I got boy puss  Stupid 19 year twinks thought I was ~*~dangerous~*~.
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No one ever believes me when I tell them the military is like gay candyland. All of the gay guys I knew who were in hosed like rabbits.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Hell you don't even need to say the first part. I was accused of literally gunning children for sport. When I said I was a mechanic in the Air Force and never went within 1000 miles of a war zone I was instead accused of being complacent in the gunning down of children. i've never gotten any of this and i was infantry, not even at one of the most liberal schools in the country 
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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:i've never gotten any of this and i was infantry, not even at one of the most liberal schools in the country You're taking the wrong course, man. You'll get it in poli sci and especially poo poo like philosophy.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:You're taking the wrong course, man. You'll get it in poli sci and especially poo poo like philosophy. cool 
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you ever been so high you think you know more about theoretical physics than actual physicists? thats me im that guy right now. goddamn i love benzos
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So..... hope I don't get cancer while i'm using VA health in college http://us.cnn.com/2014/04/23/health/veterans-dying-health-care-delays/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
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Jarmak posted:So..... hope I don't get cancer while i'm using VA health in college Well this is going to be a hilarious shitstorm.  Or folks will forget about it in a week.
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people don't give a poo poo about vets, they just care about how much it looks like they care about vets
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