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Duck Hunt Dog | 412 | 18.24% | |
Duck Hunt Dog | 226 | 10.00% | |
Duck Hunt Dog | 433 | 19.17% | |
Waluigi | 1188 | 52.59% | |
Total: | 2259 votes |
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Kooriken posted:It really is telling of the Space Pirates that one of Ridley's defining traits is that he's actually intelligent. And even he's Ridley, it's not like he demonstrates a tremendous amount of intelligence.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 13:42 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 17:53 |
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Don't bend that way Samus. You can't bend that way.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 14:12 |
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PantsBandit posted:Don't bend that way Samus. You can't bend that way. Bend It Like Aran: The Metroid Movie It's a musical starring Julianne Hough as Samus.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 14:19 |
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I don't get it. Her new pose looks way better. The old one looks like she's settling in to take a dump on the floor.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 14:40 |
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IronicDongz posted:They could have just thought that she's just flexible, it's not as if the space pirates have ever been very smart. I love comics about Space Pirates being idiots. Everyone's complaining about Samus' leg, but have you even seen her left arms?
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 14:56 |
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I would be a fan of that pose if every time she fired she fell over into a heap because her center of gravity is all hosed up.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 14:58 |
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Famous TV Dad posted:I don't get it. Her new pose looks way better. The old one looks like she's settling in to take a dump on the floor. It looks more dynamic, sure, but not better. The old pose was somewhat realistic looking for someone shooting a gun with intent to actually hit the opponent. The new one is some goofy comic-book style nonsense that has her bending at unnatural angles to get as much of her body into the frame as possible.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 14:59 |
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IronicDongz posted:They could have just thought that she's just flexible, it's not as if the space pirates have ever been very smart. Any chance you have the full catalogue of these? I remember there were a bunch where the pirates were obsessed with tuuuuubes as well.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 15:17 |
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Geostomp posted:It looks more dynamic, sure, but not better. The old pose was somewhat realistic looking for someone shooting a gun with intent to actually hit the opponent. The new one is some goofy comic-book style nonsense that has her bending at unnatural angles to get as much of her body into the frame as possible. It looking more dynamic is the only thing that matters tbh. Also you want to the character models to have their bodies showing as much as possible? The game's perspective is from the side so it makes sense that no one is standing perfectly sideways. It would look really dumb.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 15:29 |
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Famous TV Dad posted:It looking more dynamic is the only thing that matters tbh. Also you want to the character models to have their bodies showing as much as possible? The game's perspective is from the side so it makes sense that no one is standing perfectly sideways. It would look really dumb. Yeah no, looking dynamic does not mean looking good. It looks horrible to anyone who knows about how the human body can bend and such. There's showing more than just your profile to camera and than there's contorting the body in ways it shouldn't.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 15:34 |
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It doesn't really seem like that big a deal, to me.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 15:38 |
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Well obviously the old pose was made to more closely mimic the pose from Metroid Zero Mission. Compare! Zero Mission sprites: I mean, obviously the new one looks more dynamic and whatever, but it's definitely less like the pose in Zero Mission. I also don't think it's a big deal or anything.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 15:51 |
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horriblePencilist posted:Aw man, you got me thinking about AA5 and now I can't get it out of my head. Her right shoulder. And left elbow.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 15:58 |
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New challenger approaching: Gumbi Suit Samus.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:01 |
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RBA Starblade posted:Her right shoulder. And left elbow. Her torso is literally folding in half.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:03 |
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She really is Bayonetta now.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:10 |
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Quest For Glory II posted:She really is Bayonetta now. Forgive me if this has been posted already:
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:14 |
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Pic of the day: Instead of crouching Samus now does a sexy crawl-walk. Press A for her to assume the missionary position
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:15 |
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flatluigi posted:Her torso is literally folding in half. She looks like she has no spine, literally.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:15 |
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xanthan posted:Yeah no, looking dynamic does not mean looking good. It looks horrible to anyone who knows about how the human body can bend and such. There's showing more than just your profile to camera and than there's contorting the body in ways it shouldn't. Actually it does. Also who cares? If it looks cool and is more functional it doesn't matter whether the human body could technically do it or not. It could be a product of tweening anyways.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:15 |
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ChaosArgate posted:She looks like she has no spine, literally. How do you think she fits in the morph ball
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:17 |
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Famous TV Dad posted:Actually it does. bro people are mad because they took function and replaced it with more sex appeal, as if Samus wasn't getting enough of that dolloped over top of her other qualities already.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:17 |
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I guess I don't get why games have sex appeal because why do people want to jack off to polygons so badly At the end of the day ZSS is taking up a slot that could've gone to another character.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:19 |
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Excels posted:bro people are mad because they took function and replaced it with more sex appeal, as if Samus wasn't getting enough of that dolloped over top of her other qualities already. Except having her body be more visible is in fact more functional.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:20 |
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Famous TV Dad posted:Actually it does. It'd be one thing if it looked cool but unrealistic, but really it just looks awkward and bad.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:21 |
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Famous TV Dad posted:Except having her body be more visible is in fact more functional. Brawl ZSS was based entirely on Zero Mission. Her powers and her poses were based on her sprites. Which were functional. Now she has noodle-limbs and huge breast-balloons. It is impractical.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:24 |
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In response to "who cares", I think scrutiny of Samus' depictions are expected after Other M. Yoshi's rainbow isn't nearly as interesting or stupid. Also, pretty much everyday that doesn't have a direct is a slow news day. I guess they're also saving the confirmations of veterans like Ness and Captain Falcon for the direct videos now too. I just want the game now. I can only speculate so much... and it's still FOUR MONTHS until the 3DS game?
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:24 |
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Quest For Glory II posted:At the end of the day ZSS is taking up a slot that could've gone to another character. Now there's a lot of complaints people can and are making about this that are perfectly valid, but this is just silly. Removing ZSS from the game wouldn't mean Pac-Man could get in, it would mean the game had one less character.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:25 |
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Excels posted:Brawl ZSS was based entirely on Zero Mission. Her powers and her poses were based on her sprites. Which were functional. I would say that basing her animations off a game where it is zoomed in on her all the time for a game where the camera is zoomed out to accommodate 3 other players, huge stages, and tons of other stuff is in fact a bad idea.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:27 |
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alcharagia posted:Now there's a lot of complaints people can and are making about this that are perfectly valid, but this is just silly. Removing ZSS from the game wouldn't mean Pac-Man could get in, it would mean the game had one less character. Famous TV Dad posted:I would say that basing her animations off a game where it is zoomed in on her all the time for a game where the camera is zoomed out to accommodate 3 other players, huge stages, and tons of other stuff is in fact a bad idea.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:27 |
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Yes, Sakurai arbtrarily decided 'there are only 40 characters in this game' and refuses to budge on that number no matter what. Wait, no, that's not how it works at all. That said, ZSS does represent an investment of development time and resources that could have gone somewhere else, be it a different character or more stages or whatever. But just because you don't like a character doesn't mean they're wasting a slot. I don't really care about Little Mac, because I have no attachment to the Punch-Out games and his playstyle doesn't look interesting to me, but there are people who do care about him.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:31 |
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They could've just ported Samus and ZSS directly from Brawl and I don't think anyone would have complained. It's just Sakurai's policy of using the "latest" incarnations that caused this. He probably added the jetboots to counter the fact that Other M ZSS looked weak. Excels fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Apr 24, 2014 |
# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:33 |
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I guess I never really understood why ZSS needed to be a character in the first place. I mean obviously normal Samus is what everybody associates with the series. She really seems to have no purpose other than sex appeal. I mean if you like playing as her that's fine I'm just talking about why she was added in the first place.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:33 |
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Excels posted:He probably added the jetboots to counter the fact that Other M ZSS looked like a weak bimbo. Also if Sakurai always used the latest incarnations, Link and Zelda would be from Skyward Sword.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:34 |
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Excels posted:It's just Sakurai's policy of using the "latest" incarnations that caused this. Except that's a bullshit policy, cause he used Super Metroid Samus in Brawl despite having more than enough time to implement Echoes/Corruption's Varia Suit.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:34 |
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Endorph posted:It's kind of hilarious when people get all anti-sexism while simultaneously being sexist. Like Other M Samus was loving terribly written but what exactly makes her a 'bimbo?' Didn't they animefy her, make her eyes/boobs bigger and make her cry and ask for help a lot, etc etc?
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:36 |
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Quest For Glory II posted:"Zoomed in" is a real stretch when you're talking about a 15x20 sprite ok maybe i should have said focused instead but you understand the difference
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:38 |
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Endorph posted:Yes, Sakurai arbtrarily decided 'there are only 40 characters in this game' and refuses to budge on that number no matter what. Famous TV Dad posted:ok maybe i should have said focused instead but you understand the difference
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:39 |
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Personally, I want all of the characters in this fighting video game that fetures a giant fire breathing turtle to be completely realistic in their movements and abilities
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:39 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 17:53 |
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The whole spots thing is dumb and people should stop believing that characters take "spots" from others.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:40 |