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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

haljordan posted:

I wonder if Steve Grillo is still chasing his acting dreams:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXCKaHA24DQ

"Yeah a show about Steve and his trailer would be awesome! LOL no, we don't have the $5,000 to buy the trailer."

This is even funnier when you look at Grillo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0342053/) and McCafferty's (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0564529/) respective IMDB pages.

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Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.

beep by grandpa posted:

On the upside, Jim Norton will be filling in for him on his show :dance:

I think Mike Calta (aka Cowhead) will be filling in as well.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






YeahTubaMike posted:

This is even funnier when you look at Grillo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0342053/) and McCafferty's (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0564529/) respective IMDB pages.

A career where you're constantly talking on camera seems like a perfect fit for that mumble mouthed clown.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Apr 23, 2014

Corb3t
Jun 7, 2003

Honestly, I think I'm done listening to the show when it's live. I've been really enjoying just going on YouTube, randomly finding some clips, and then viewing the uploader's profile and sorting by most popular.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Jackie losing on Star Search, holy poo poo this is great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9mLrfzhtl0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AOoudmt4Oc

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

Bag of Sun Chips posted:

Honestly, I think I'm done listening to the show when it's live. I've been really enjoying just going on YouTube, randomly finding some clips, and then viewing the uploader's profile and sorting by most popular.

I love the old Howard, where he blatantly makes fun of his callers, instead of only taking calls from Bobo and Maryann from Brooklyn. I've particularly enjoyed the Todd Packer collections, especially the OJ ones. This one, especially the second half, is pure gold. There's a small greatest hits of the OJ material, including the I see OJ prank call, the Ol' Black OJ song parody, and some hilarious callers with amazing work by Billy West.

:buddy:: OJ's going to jail...
:byodame:: NO HE'S NOT

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Howard walking the red carpet. I'm sure the sycophants will be on the air when the show gets back telling him how good he looks.




euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

He looks good though?

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

euphronius posted:

He looks good though?

If you say so. All I see is a stretched out, slightly more masculine version of his mother with poofier hair who for some reason thinks he is fat and looks way too thin.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Am I the only one praying that Ronnie actually has to test out his bodyguard skills one of these days? I mean, I don't want anyone to actually hurt Howard, but I'd kill to see him in action.

I envision him lunging for the attacker and instantly throwing out his back.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Apr 23, 2014

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

haljordan posted:

Am I the only one praying that Ronnie actually has to test out his bodyguard skills one of these days? I mean, I don't want anyone to actually hurt Howard, but I'd kill to see him in action.

I envision him lunging for the attacker and instantly throwing out his back.

Was Ronnie around when somebody spat on Howard and Beth?

And am I remembering that story correctly if I think that Howard locked himself in the limo and left Beth to fend for herself?

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

haljordan posted:

He'll put $30,000 down on dying before age 60, so of course he'll live to be 100 and lose the money.

Its a lock!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Tim Burtons Rug posted:

Was Ronnie around when somebody spat on Howard and Beth?

And am I remembering that story correctly if I think that Howard locked himself in the limo and left Beth to fend for herself?

I dunno, it looks like this whole convoluted story that I don't really have the energy to read through.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

haljordan posted:

Am I the only one praying that Ronnie actually has to test out his bodyguard skills one of these days? I mean, I don't want anyone to actually hurt Howard, but I'd kill to see him in action.

I envision him lunging for the attacker and instantly throwing out his back.

The only time he actually had to do anything (I heard at least) was when Artie attacked Teddy. Ronnie was in there with the quickness to get Teddy out, then Artie charged him in the hallway and Ronnie grabbed him and stopped him so I guess he did his job.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Man, the main thing I can't stand about Ronnie is that when he's getting called out, more than anyone else, he immediately goes into 'Yeah, ok. I'm an idiot. You're absolutely right. Of course.'

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Don't know if anyone cares but Howard Stern is being called as a witness for a case here in Cleveland with Rover's morning glory.


http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and...ly-fourth-night


quote:

All Kinas can do is wait but there was a time when he could have made a lot of money off the incident. “Day after the fireworks, I got a call from Howard Stern’s people. They offered my $50,000 if I’d come on the show, talk about what happened with Rover. I couldn’t. They would have suspended me, just like they’ll suspend me for talking to you.”

It’s a strange statement and one that’s hard to believe. Stern’s producers and lawyers are not in the habit of paying for stories. Attempts to verify Kinas’ claims were unsuccessful. (The witness list submitted by Rover today for the trial includes Howard Stern and the reporter of this story.)

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Man, the main thing I can't stand about Ronnie is that when he's getting called out, more than anyone else, he immediately goes into 'Yeah, ok. I'm an idiot. You're absolutely right. Of course.'

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Yeah, okay.

He's Scoresman, dammit.

hunter x az
Oct 28, 2003

Riosan posted:

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Yeah, okay.

He's Scoresman, dammit.

Exactly

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

jase1 posted:

Don't know if anyone cares but Howard Stern is being called as a witness for a case here in Cleveland with Rover's morning glory.


http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and...ly-fourth-night

I would hope the show wouldn't pay more than JD's salary for an interview with someone that the audience would likely have zero interest in hearing.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Sand Monster posted:

If you say so. All I see is a stretched out, slightly more masculine version of his mother with poofier hair who for some reason thinks he is fat and looks way too thin.

At the end of the day the man is literally 60 years old. I'm not sure what you're expecting.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

-Atom- posted:

At the end of the day the man is literally 60 years old. I'm not sure what you're expecting.

BethsSexLife.txt

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Bonzo posted:

BethsSexLife.jpg

haljordan fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Apr 24, 2014

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

It's only fair since Howard talked for YEARS about how he could have got Rebecca while she was married to Stamos.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

He danced naked with RRS.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

If there's one thing funnier than the Mike Walker fart, it's the No Gravity prank call using Mike Walker.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

If there's one thing funnier than the Mike Walker fart, it's the No Gravity prank call using Mike Walker.

Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story, real briefly?

Burden
Jul 25, 2006

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

If there's one thing funnier than the Mike Walker fart, it's the No Gravity prank call using Mike Walker.

That is probably my favorite call ever.


The Fart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s5tgSeQRrc

The Call

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJNc4DT3tZ0

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

GenoCanSing posted:

Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story, real briefly?

"Uhhh.. well.. Ok-..."

"(bradalabradalabrap)*

Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.
LET'S SEE WHO'S CALLING.

I loving love that call.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_XgQhMPeEQ

My favourite.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Mr Hands Colon posted:

LET'S SEE WHO'S CALLING.

I loving love that call.

I can't tell what's better, that or the constant weather questions Richard bombarded that guy with.

"You're on the air."
"... and the barometric pressure..."(click)

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004


I think you mean "my faaaaaaaaaaaaaaavorite" :haw:

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Stuff that didn't make it into Howard's episode of Jerry's show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPLn1ZgGxos

They both gave The Movement permission to use this as propaganda, so it's pretty clear to me that they intentionally filmed it, knowing that it wouldn't be in the actual episode. Feels very set up.

I predict that this is the start of Howard being a lot more vocal about promoting the Cult of Maharishi. Old people always become more religious near the end, and this is the first time The Movement has publicly embraced him in any real way.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
The hypnosis shows also inspire me to give a drat about nothing in general. Hey, if it helps you, enjoy.

He is talking to Jerry the Therapist proxy.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







I really do pity the poor SOBs who host these shows that get tormented endlessly by Richard and Sal. They could probably drive someone to suicide.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

haljordan posted:

I really do pity the poor SOBs who host these shows that get tormented endlessly by Richard and Sal. They could probably drive someone to suicide.

Listening to Jonah Falcon's bits, he sounds like he deserves the ridicule.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Listening to Jonah Falcon's bits, he sounds like he deserves the ridicule.

Oh my god I've never heard the Falcon ones before. These are even funnier.

"YOU'RE ON THE poo poo LIST!"

"YOU JUST JOINED THE poo poo LIST!"

e: There's 8 clips of calls to that one show ahahaha.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Apr 26, 2014

Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.
Yeah I got a Pokemon question

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Falcon's just so loving bad with his come-backs, if you can call them that. He just wants SO much to be wittier than the prank callers. That's my favourite part. And whatever Richard calls in for. You can't have Richard without Sal, but when it comes to phony phone calls, you can't beat 'Rusty'.

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

How nice. The comments are filled with helpful information like how easy and lenient they are with their payment plans, even if you're unemployed.

I wasn't aware that TM actually referred to some cultish organization until I started following this thread. I always thought Howard was referring to generic meditation. How cultish is the organization? Are we talking about borderline slave labor like Scientology?

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