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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

BigRed0427 posted:

What the gently caress is it with COckfighting? of all the issues to stick your flag in?

Is there a big Cockfighting Lobby? If I put on ESPN 8 will I see cockfighting at 2 AM?

It's become a huge issue in the Kentucky republican senate primary.

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BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

There is a looming Grapefruit shortage :gonk:

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Y-Hat posted:

Then he turned around and said that he'd be glad to play for free at a big-time college program.

It's easy to say poo poo like that when you leave and immediately go to swim in your replica of Uncle Scrooge's money bin.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Stephen: Oh Jay, there's a looming grapefruit shortage!
Jay: :smith:


"Think about your teammates before yourself" what is this socialist propaganda coming out of John Calipari's mouth?

Acquilae fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Apr 24, 2014

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
Their genius...

Still reading at a 1st grade level at 20.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

It'll be great when Kentucky's 2012 title and their recent title game appearance are vacated, much like the UMass and Memphis teams he coached.

"Succeed and proceed?" Calipari is such a loving snake. Also, as a Giants fan I hate how Kentucky calls themselves "Big Blue Nation."

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

I think Stephen broke character there.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
the hip hop and the rap and the chains and the tattoos

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

SgtSteel91 posted:

Is it just me or is that lady really tall? :stare:


Sair posted:

Actually, Jon Stewart is shrinking.


No.1 Special posted:

She seems cool.

It could be that Jon is just very short.
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Or it could be that he didn't put his chair back up after lowering it for Colbert.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Goddamn I love when Hannity gets destroyed

radlum
May 13, 2013
I hope that's just the first of many "goodbye Colbert" montages in TDS, because it was pretty lame for such a great guy.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

radlum posted:

I hope that's just the first of many "goodbye Colbert" montages in TDS, because it was pretty lame for such a great guy.

I was so disappointed that the Colbert banana video didn't appear. It should have at least been the moment of zen.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007


I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Why is the forever part on the forever USA stamps crossed out?

Edit: I guess it's just on official samples/stock photos so that people don't print their own stamps.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

haveblue posted:

I was so disappointed that the Colbert banana video didn't appear. It should have at least been the moment of zen.

They have already shown that when he was announced as the replacement.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Well this should make for a fun show tonight:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2014/04/24/cliven-bundy-on-blacks-are-they-better-off-as-slaves/

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Haha oh man the show tonight is going to be amazing.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Who would have guessed a raging far-right ambassador for the sovereign citizen movement is also a flat-out racist?

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

He's a weirdly nuanced racist that likes illegal hispanic immigrants and thinks they're superior to most white American families.

Notsosubtle
Oct 30, 2008
I'm thinking the phrase "quickly distanced himself" is going to be popping up alot more in reference to this wackjob.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Please make this a word of the day, Mr Colbert

Femur
Jan 10, 2004
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

pseudorandom name posted:

He's a weirdly nuanced racist that likes illegal hispanic immigrants and thinks they're superior to most white American families.

It's not nuanced, he's greedy, illegal immigrants makes him money. What he used to be able to do towards black.

His worldview is greed, me me me. That is all.

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

No, he likes them because they're nice, hard working, tax paying, people with better a family life than most white Americans.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

pseudorandom name posted:

No, he likes them because they're nice, hard working, tax paying, people with better a family life than most white Americans.
Translation: they're quiet and willing to work for less than minimum wage, I'm alright with their sort

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I like that even while making fun of Hannity for being a reactionary rear end in a top hat he totally threw Youseff Islam under the bus because he said that the clerics or whoever were in their right to do what they want and a fatwah is kinda meaningless.

Astro Nut
Feb 22, 2013

Nonsensical Space Powers, Activate! Form of Friendship!

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I like that even while making fun of Hannity for being a reactionary rear end in a top hat he totally threw Youseff Islam under the bus because he said that the clerics or whoever were in their right to do what they want and a fatwah is kinda meaningless.

I can't stress that last one enough. There's a fatwa for countries like the UK wherein, because of how ridiculously long the sun is up during Summer - and thus, typically overlapping with Ramadan - that says they don't have to literally fast from sunrise to sunset, just 6 to 6 will do. Wonder if Hannity would take that to mean thats their operational hours to destroy 'Murica.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Astro Nut posted:

I can't stress that last one enough. There's a fatwa for countries like the UK wherein, because of how ridiculously long the sun is up during Summer - and thus, typically overlapping with Ramadan - that says they don't have to literally fast from sunrise to sunset, just 6 to 6 will do. Wonder if Hannity would take that to mean thats their operational hours to destroy 'Murica.

Seriously even the most extreme sects view them as 'yea that's a lovely thing I agree cleric!' because literally anyone of a medium rank or higher can call it, and there's no Muslim Pope or whatever who has grand authority. Unless I missed something all Islam (er, the singer) said about it was 'yea he has the right to declare that and personally I think the book is lovely (because it kinda is) so I don't have a huge problem'.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Tatum Girlparts posted:

I like that even while making fun of Hannity for being a reactionary rear end in a top hat he totally threw Youseff Islam under the bus because he said that the clerics or whoever were in their right to do what they want and a fatwah is kinda meaningless.

I thought it was less that Hannity is a shithead who is totally wrong about what a fatwa is and more that that one in particular was them saying they wanted Salman Rushdie to die, and supporting someone saying "yeah, someone should kill that dude" is just not cool in general. Jon does have his rare moments of not doing his homework when it comes to these kind of things though, the whole "ACORN pimp" thing being the worst case I can think of.

It's not as though nobody on Fox News has done the same thing though, and that time the person was actually murdered.

SgtSteel91
Oct 21, 2010


Oh yes it is

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

More oval office punting of Sean Hannity!

Oh god :ughh:

No.1 Special
Apr 4, 2011
And away we go.

edit:Wait he he's going to talk poo poo about CNN instead? Why?

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

BigRed0427 posted:

More oval office punting of Sean Hannity!

Oh god :ughh:

What did he say about Hannity? I missed it

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

gently caress off, Fox News and CNN. And MSNBC while we're at it.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Winkie01 posted:

What did he say about Hannity? I missed it

It was me just wishful thinking.

God Dammit CNN.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
American news, Evil or Dumb, take your pick!

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Poor Erin, she had such high hopes :smith:

CNN: those dogs might be smelling...what The Rock is cooking

Acquilae fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Apr 25, 2014

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Fox News is physically repulsive for me to watch, but god, CNN is so dumb, I'd almost watch Fox News instead.

No.1 Special
Apr 4, 2011
While this is nice I kinda wished he kept kicking the poo poo out of Fox and the Rancher.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

No.1 Special posted:

While this is nice I kinda wished he kept kicking the poo poo out of Fox and the Rancher.
I tuned in 5 minutes late and I actually missed him talking about that? God, you'd think he'd get at least 10 minutes of material out of that.

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

No.1 Special posted:

While this is nice I kinda wished he kept kicking the poo poo out of Fox and the Rancher.
Eh, there was enough coverage of it if you ask me. Fox News's evil is funny for only so long.

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