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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

CelticPredator posted:

That would be Renhard from The World is Not Enough. A waste of Robby Coltrane. I also liked the idea of Colonel Moon/Gustave Graves. A man who under goes gene therapy to become a mogul is unique...but they wasted it with a lame revenge plot.

I maintain that Die Another Day is the first half of one of the best Bond films attached to second half of one of the worst. The bit with John Cleese was kinda bad but otherwise everything else from before the ice palace was really good.

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Yeah it is. The sword fight is one of the best modern sword fights I can think of. I also loved the idea of Bond getting captured and tortured for months. That's was really unique to this series. It brought Bond down a few notches. And then put him way the gently caress back up when he started surfing 100 foot waves from giant lasers.

Also, the movie had one of the best set ups for a one liner, that they for some reason didn't use. When Bond is about to pull the parachute to suck Graves into the turbine he says "Time to face gravity!" a call back to a line Graves said before. But see....what he should've said was "It's time to meet your biggest fan!" :smug: Or I always thought so.

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

Skwirl posted:

That makes sense, the only other one I can remember along those lines (post Moore) is the dude who can't feel pain, but they did so little with him I can't remember his name or which movie he was in.

That's right, the dude who couldn't feel pain, but went "Ow!" every time James Bond hit him. (Though Robert Carlyle is always amazing in whatever he is in anyway.)

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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I still wish Robbie Coltrane got a better part in that movie. Valentine was a fun character in GoldenEye. But he did get a nice end. Hell, I even liked Jon Doe Baker in the two Bond flicks he shows up in. (Well...3 if you count the fact that he was A VILLAIN in the first Dalton movie)

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




CelticPredator posted:

Podrace needs to go for sure. I liked the idea of what Topher Grace did with splicing all three of them together. I don't think any of those movies are decent in their own way personally, but there are small aspects that are interesting. Making them into one solid narrative would be really interesting to see, and I'd imagine a lot better.

I wish there was something you could do to the aesthetic of the films though. Episode 1 is the only film that looks good in that trilogy. 2 looks like garbage, and 3 is better then 2, but worse than 1. Maybe some contrast and color correction? Anything to give it some visual depth.

is Topher Graces cut available anywhere or is it still private?

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.
Best part of Goldeneye (and thus the entire franchise since it's the one I like the most) is Minnie Driver's part.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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zVxTeflon posted:

is Topher Graces cut available anywhere or is it still private?

Still private. I listened to a Nerdist podcast about it, and I still don't understand his reasons. Maybe it's because he's Topher Grace, and not Nerdy Joe. Which would make him possible more susceptible to a lawsuit?

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




goddamnit Eric Forman let me see your stupid starwars movie

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > General Chat: goddamnit Eric Forman let me see your stupid starwars movie

Quad
Dec 31, 2007

I've seen pogs you people wouldn't believe
Getting into podcasts lately. What are some good Film podcasts, on the analysis end of the spectrum? I don't want to listen to a bunch of reviews, but stuff like Battleship Pretension is pretty ok so far.

Not a Twat
Oct 11, 2010

Oops you almost got away without your Diddy
I watched Die Another Day when I was around 11 and I hated it SO MUCH. I thought it was stupid and boring. My friends made me rewatch it when I was 20 and it was suddenly one of my favourite movies ever.

How could you hate all that laser action?? Or the ridiculous car fight?? I love how it seems to have absolutely no shame about how silly it is.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Not a Twat posted:

I watched Die Another Day when I was around 11 and I hated it SO MUCH. I thought it was stupid and boring. My friends made me rewatch it when I was 20 and it was suddenly one of my favourite movies ever.

How could you hate all that laser action?? Or the ridiculous car fight?? I love how it seems to have absolutely no shame about how silly it is.
Die Another Day is one of your favorite movies ever?! :catstare:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Not a Twat posted:

I watched Die Another Day when I was around 11 and I hated it SO MUCH. I thought it was stupid and boring. My friends made me rewatch it when I was 20 and it was suddenly one of my favourite movies ever.

How could you hate all that laser action?? Or the ridiculous car fight?? I love how it seems to have absolutely no shame about how silly it is.

loving kids these days.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Not a Twat posted:

I watched Die Another Day when I was around 11 and I hated it SO MUCH. I thought it was stupid and boring. My friends made me rewatch it when I was 20 and it was suddenly one of my favourite movies ever.

How could you hate all that laser action?? Or the ridiculous car fight?? I love how it seems to have absolutely no shame about how silly it is.

What are ya, some kinda oval office?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Skwirl posted:

I maintain that Die Another Day is the first half of one of the best Bond films attached to second half of one of the worst. The bit with John Cleese was kinda bad but otherwise everything else from before the ice palace was really good.

The pre-credits scene is pitch-perfect, and the immediately succeeding scenes (prisoner transfer, the simulation, even Cleese) are really, really good, but that movie grinds to a loving halt as soon as Bond goes to Cuba and starts exchanging horrific dialogue with Halle Berry, and it never recovers.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Can I make a small case for the gene therapy place? That's a wonderfully weird James Bond location. After that scene, I will agree with you. (But the Halle Barry scenes are pretty terrible in Cuba)

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Yeah it has its moments for sure but by no means would I call it a good movie or even an overall fun one.

e: I was planning on seeing Brick Mansions tomorrow anyway, and while looking up showtimes, I saw that Under The Skin is playing at the theater I was planning to go to. A few of my friends have given it high praise but I knew nothing about it, so I checked out the OP of the thread on it here in CD and watched both trailers. Holy poo poo, I am so sold now. Doing a double feature of Brick Mansions and Under The Skin tomorrow.

Rageaholic fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Apr 25, 2014

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

FishBulb posted:

Papa Shango

So what was the name of Tony Atlas's second gimmick, the one that Gorilla totally no-sells and just goes "No, that's Tony Atlas!" when he debuted with it? I was trying to describe this to my friend today and couldn't think of the new name.

User-Friendly
Apr 27, 2008

Is There a God? (Pt. 9)
I can't even begin to describe how much I hate the argument that "you're spending more time thinking about this than the creators did!"

gently caress everybody who makes that argument, no matter what they're talking about.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Literally The Worst posted:

So what was the name of Tony Atlas's second gimmick, the one that Gorilla totally no-sells and just goes "No, that's Tony Atlas!" when he debuted with it? I was trying to describe this to my friend today and couldn't think of the new name.

Saba Simba, and it was Roddy Piper who said it.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




one of you UK fuckers send me a copy of Salute of the Jugger and a region 2 dvd player thanks

Anonymous Robot
Jun 1, 2007

Lost his leg in Robo War I
I took a nap earlier this evening, and I briefly traveled to a parallel universe where the new hot summer jam was a song by Drake about how he wanted to gently caress celebrity impersonators, and how he actually preferred it to the real thing (?), and it was called "Doppelbanger".

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.
^^would listen

User-Friendly posted:

I can't even begin to describe how much I hate the argument that "you're spending more time thinking about this than the creators did!"

gently caress everybody who makes that argument, no matter what they're talking about.

Agreed. I hear this all the loving time, and from people in the arts no less. I mean it might be true in some cases, but what an expression of lazy cynicism it is.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich
It's probably true that this thread thinks more about old wrestling events than the wrestlers did at the time.

Geekboy
Aug 21, 2005

Now that's what I call a geekMAN!

Anonymous Robot posted:

I took a nap earlier this evening, and I briefly traveled to a parallel universe where the new hot summer jam was a song by Drake about how he wanted to gently caress celebrity impersonators, and how he actually preferred it to the real thing (?), and it was called "Doppelbanger".

Doppelbanger is the post of the year.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Gen Chat: Home of the Motherfucdeking Doppelbangers

Not a Twat
Oct 11, 2010

Oops you almost got away without your Diddy

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Die Another Day is one of your favorite movies ever?! :catstare:

Well, maybe that was an exaggeration. But I did like it!

To the person who just saw Watership Down: read the novel too! The film is a good adaptation but it cuts a lot of great stuff out, such as more crazy rabbit mythology.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Anonymous Robot posted:

I took a nap earlier this evening, and I briefly traveled to a parallel universe where the new hot summer jam was a song by Drake about how he wanted to gently caress celebrity impersonators, and how he actually preferred it to the real thing (?), and it was called "Doppelbanger".

Probably not as good as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmYLAULKwm0.


I caught some bug and now I'm sick out both ends. :(

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Timby posted:

Saba Simba, and it was Roddy Piper who said it.

See it being Piper explains it, he was probably high as gently caress.

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Everything about it is awful. The controls, the graphics, the gameplay. But by god, is it trying really hard. And failing even harder.


...

Now, Phantasmagoria 2 suffers from a lot of the same problems ie being a lovely game. But that game had the decency to be one of the most amusing B Horror movies ever made as well.

Has there ever been a video game that tried and succeeded? At being funny or anything else writing-related? Because I'm drawing a blank here. And is that a straight-up recommendation for Phantasmagoria 2? I have it somewhere on my computer but have yet to check it out.

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

User-Friendly posted:

I can't even begin to describe how much I hate the argument that "you're spending more time thinking about this than the creators did!"

gently caress everybody who makes that argument, no matter what they're talking about.

You're probably spending more time thinking about that argument than those who use it do.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
Thinking is for gays and queers.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

effectual posted:

I caught some bug and now I'm sick out both ends. :(

Food poisoning?

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



effectual posted:

I caught some bug and now I'm sick out both ends. :(

Try getting emetophobia - it works wonders. I sincerely have not vomited in around 10 years.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Beyond sane knolls posted:

Has there ever been a video game that tried and succeeded? At being funny or anything else writing-related? Because I'm drawing a blank here. And is that a straight-up recommendation for Phantasmagoria 2? I have it somewhere on my computer but have yet to check it out.

Sam and Max hit the road, Day of the Tentacle, the first three Monkey Island games (these are also games that don't have permafailure, I.e. you can save the game at any point and be guaranteed that you won't have to restart the game to beat it).

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


r/Doppelbanger is a reddit forum where people ask for porn stars that look like celebrities/their friends so they can wank off to it. I get a lot of image leeching traffic from it.

Anonymous Robot
Jun 1, 2007

Lost his leg in Robo War I
gently caress reddit, though.

CloseFriend
Aug 21, 2002

Un malheur ne vient jamais seul.
My school's GSA met tonight and we watched Before Stonewall. It's a pretty drat good documentary. It turns out LGBT history has a lot of nuance that isn't common knowledge, and it's covered pretty well in that film. You all should check it out when you can. Amazon Prime has it.

User-Friendly posted:

I can't even begin to describe how much I hate the argument that "you're spending more time thinking about this than the creators did!"

gently caress everybody who makes that argument, no matter what they're talking about.
In fairness, I have a tendency to fixate, so I probably have spent more time thinking about certain things than the creators did. (I spend a lot of time thinking about Illusion of Gaia and the Dick Tracy movie, of all things.) That doesn't say jack poo poo about the work, though. William Carlos Williams wrote The Red Wheelbarrow in two minutes, but that doesn't invalidate all the commentary written about it.

Lord Krangdar
Oct 24, 2007

These are the secrets of death we teach.
I'm a little late on this, but I'm glad there are other people out there who appreciate Die Another Day.

I even love that song.

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Dr. Puppykicker
Oct 16, 2012

Meanwhile

Tars Tarkas posted:

r/Doppelbanger is a reddit forum where people ask for porn stars that look like celebrities/their friends so they can wank off to it. I get a lot of image leeching traffic from it.

Congrats on writing the first line of your terrifying modernist novel.

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