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CelticPredator posted:That would be Renhard from The World is Not Enough. A waste of Robby Coltrane. I also liked the idea of Colonel Moon/Gustave Graves. A man who under goes gene therapy to become a mogul is unique...but they wasted it with a lame revenge plot. I maintain that Die Another Day is the first half of one of the best Bond films attached to second half of one of the worst. The bit with John Cleese was kinda bad but otherwise everything else from before the ice palace was really good.
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Yeah it is. The sword fight is one of the best modern sword fights I can think of. I also loved the idea of Bond getting captured and tortured for months. That's was really unique to this series. It brought Bond down a few notches. And then put him way the gently caress back up when he started surfing 100 foot waves from giant lasers. Also, the movie had one of the best set ups for a one liner, that they for some reason didn't use. When Bond is about to pull the parachute to suck Graves into the turbine he says "Time to face gravity!" a call back to a line Graves said before. But see....what he should've said was "It's time to meet your biggest fan!" Or I always thought so.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 00:30 |
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Skwirl posted:That makes sense, the only other one I can remember along those lines (post Moore) is the dude who can't feel pain, but they did so little with him I can't remember his name or which movie he was in. That's right, the dude who couldn't feel pain, but went "Ow!" every time James Bond hit him. (Though Robert Carlyle is always amazing in whatever he is in anyway.)
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 00:30 |
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I still wish Robbie Coltrane got a better part in that movie. Valentine was a fun character in GoldenEye. But he did get a nice end. Hell, I even liked Jon Doe Baker in the two Bond flicks he shows up in. (Well...3 if you count the fact that he was A VILLAIN in the first Dalton movie)
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 00:32 |
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CelticPredator posted:Podrace needs to go for sure. I liked the idea of what Topher Grace did with splicing all three of them together. I don't think any of those movies are decent in their own way personally, but there are small aspects that are interesting. Making them into one solid narrative would be really interesting to see, and I'd imagine a lot better. is Topher Graces cut available anywhere or is it still private?
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 00:35 |
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Best part of Goldeneye (and thus the entire franchise since it's the one I like the most) is Minnie Driver's part.
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zVxTeflon posted:is Topher Graces cut available anywhere or is it still private? Still private. I listened to a Nerdist podcast about it, and I still don't understand his reasons. Maybe it's because he's Topher Grace, and not Nerdy Joe. Which would make him possible more susceptible to a lawsuit?
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 00:38 |
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goddamnit Eric Forman let me see your stupid starwars movie
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 00:43 |
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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > General Chat: goddamnit Eric Forman let me see your stupid starwars movie
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 01:22 |
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Getting into podcasts lately. What are some good Film podcasts, on the analysis end of the spectrum? I don't want to listen to a bunch of reviews, but stuff like Battleship Pretension is pretty ok so far.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 01:39 |
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I watched Die Another Day when I was around 11 and I hated it SO MUCH. I thought it was stupid and boring. My friends made me rewatch it when I was 20 and it was suddenly one of my favourite movies ever. How could you hate all that laser action?? Or the ridiculous car fight?? I love how it seems to have absolutely no shame about how silly it is.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 03:28 |
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Not a Twat posted:I watched Die Another Day when I was around 11 and I hated it SO MUCH. I thought it was stupid and boring. My friends made me rewatch it when I was 20 and it was suddenly one of my favourite movies ever.
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Not a Twat posted:I watched Die Another Day when I was around 11 and I hated it SO MUCH. I thought it was stupid and boring. My friends made me rewatch it when I was 20 and it was suddenly one of my favourite movies ever. loving kids these days.
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Not a Twat posted:I watched Die Another Day when I was around 11 and I hated it SO MUCH. I thought it was stupid and boring. My friends made me rewatch it when I was 20 and it was suddenly one of my favourite movies ever. What are ya, some kinda oval office?
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Skwirl posted:I maintain that Die Another Day is the first half of one of the best Bond films attached to second half of one of the worst. The bit with John Cleese was kinda bad but otherwise everything else from before the ice palace was really good. The pre-credits scene is pitch-perfect, and the immediately succeeding scenes (prisoner transfer, the simulation, even Cleese) are really, really good, but that movie grinds to a loving halt as soon as Bond goes to Cuba and starts exchanging horrific dialogue with Halle Berry, and it never recovers.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 03:50 |
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Can I make a small case for the gene therapy place? That's a wonderfully weird James Bond location. After that scene, I will agree with you. (But the Halle Barry scenes are pretty terrible in Cuba)
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 03:51 |
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Yeah it has its moments for sure but by no means would I call it a good movie or even an overall fun one. e: I was planning on seeing Brick Mansions tomorrow anyway, and while looking up showtimes, I saw that Under The Skin is playing at the theater I was planning to go to. A few of my friends have given it high praise but I knew nothing about it, so I checked out the OP of the thread on it here in CD and watched both trailers. Holy poo poo, I am so sold now. Doing a double feature of Brick Mansions and Under The Skin tomorrow. Rageaholic fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Apr 25, 2014 |
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FishBulb posted:Papa Shango So what was the name of Tony Atlas's second gimmick, the one that Gorilla totally no-sells and just goes "No, that's Tony Atlas!" when he debuted with it? I was trying to describe this to my friend today and couldn't think of the new name.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 04:23 |
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I can't even begin to describe how much I hate the argument that "you're spending more time thinking about this than the creators did!" gently caress everybody who makes that argument, no matter what they're talking about.
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Literally The Worst posted:So what was the name of Tony Atlas's second gimmick, the one that Gorilla totally no-sells and just goes "No, that's Tony Atlas!" when he debuted with it? I was trying to describe this to my friend today and couldn't think of the new name. Saba Simba, and it was Roddy Piper who said it.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 04:31 |
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one of you UK fuckers send me a copy of Salute of the Jugger and a region 2 dvd player thanks
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 04:35 |
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I took a nap earlier this evening, and I briefly traveled to a parallel universe where the new hot summer jam was a song by Drake about how he wanted to gently caress celebrity impersonators, and how he actually preferred it to the real thing (?), and it was called "Doppelbanger".
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 04:37 |
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^^would listenUser-Friendly posted:I can't even begin to describe how much I hate the argument that "you're spending more time thinking about this than the creators did!" Agreed. I hear this all the loving time, and from people in the arts no less. I mean it might be true in some cases, but what an expression of lazy cynicism it is.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 04:41 |
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It's probably true that this thread thinks more about old wrestling events than the wrestlers did at the time.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 04:54 |
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Anonymous Robot posted:I took a nap earlier this evening, and I briefly traveled to a parallel universe where the new hot summer jam was a song by Drake about how he wanted to gently caress celebrity impersonators, and how he actually preferred it to the real thing (?), and it was called "Doppelbanger". Doppelbanger is the post of the year.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 04:55 |
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Gen Chat: Home of the Motherfucdeking Doppelbangers
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 04:58 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Die Another Day is one of your favorite movies ever?! Well, maybe that was an exaggeration. But I did like it! To the person who just saw Watership Down: read the novel too! The film is a good adaptation but it cuts a lot of great stuff out, such as more crazy rabbit mythology.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 04:59 |
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Anonymous Robot posted:I took a nap earlier this evening, and I briefly traveled to a parallel universe where the new hot summer jam was a song by Drake about how he wanted to gently caress celebrity impersonators, and how he actually preferred it to the real thing (?), and it was called "Doppelbanger". Probably not as good as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmYLAULKwm0. I caught some bug and now I'm sick out both ends.
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Timby posted:Saba Simba, and it was Roddy Piper who said it. See it being Piper explains it, he was probably high as gently caress.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Everything about it is awful. The controls, the graphics, the gameplay. But by god, is it trying really hard. And failing even harder. Has there ever been a video game that tried and succeeded? At being funny or anything else writing-related? Because I'm drawing a blank here. And is that a straight-up recommendation for Phantasmagoria 2? I have it somewhere on my computer but have yet to check it out.
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User-Friendly posted:I can't even begin to describe how much I hate the argument that "you're spending more time thinking about this than the creators did!" You're probably spending more time thinking about that argument than those who use it do.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 05:11 |
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Thinking is for gays and queers.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 05:17 |
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effectual posted:I caught some bug and now I'm sick out both ends. Food poisoning?
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effectual posted:I caught some bug and now I'm sick out both ends. Try getting emetophobia - it works wonders. I sincerely have not vomited in around 10 years.
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Beyond sane knolls posted:Has there ever been a video game that tried and succeeded? At being funny or anything else writing-related? Because I'm drawing a blank here. And is that a straight-up recommendation for Phantasmagoria 2? I have it somewhere on my computer but have yet to check it out. Sam and Max hit the road, Day of the Tentacle, the first three Monkey Island games (these are also games that don't have permafailure, I.e. you can save the game at any point and be guaranteed that you won't have to restart the game to beat it).
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 05:38 |
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r/Doppelbanger is a reddit forum where people ask for porn stars that look like celebrities/their friends so they can wank off to it. I get a lot of image leeching traffic from it.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 05:49 |
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gently caress reddit, though.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 05:54 |
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My school's GSA met tonight and we watched Before Stonewall. It's a pretty drat good documentary. It turns out LGBT history has a lot of nuance that isn't common knowledge, and it's covered pretty well in that film. You all should check it out when you can. Amazon Prime has it.User-Friendly posted:I can't even begin to describe how much I hate the argument that "you're spending more time thinking about this than the creators did!"
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 05:58 |
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I'm a little late on this, but I'm glad there are other people out there who appreciate Die Another Day. I even love that song.
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Tars Tarkas posted:r/Doppelbanger is a reddit forum where people ask for porn stars that look like celebrities/their friends so they can wank off to it. I get a lot of image leeching traffic from it. Congrats on writing the first line of your terrifying modernist novel.
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