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Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



Speaking of animals being beaten up emotionally, here's some Winnie the Pooh



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Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable



It's....mesmerizing.

Also, Mark Trail without blatant plot exposition? What madness is this?

Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Scary Gary



flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I'm back, and I have some Fresh Idea Comix.

Pooch Café



That could be anybody's browser history. I google that myself twice a week.

Ballard Street


I tried that once, and a thousand thoughts came to me at once. Most of them were variants of 'ow, my neck' with a few 'I hope nobody comes in and sees me doing this' thrown in.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Tiggum posted:

Agnes


What the gently caress is that thing! :stonk:

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Wee Pals


Andertoons


Lost Side of Suburbia


Zachary Nixon Johnson


Dick Tracy


My sister had her car stolen like that once.

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Maybe it's just a really loving lovely town did you ever think of that

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




I'm so behind... :negative:

Luann





Apartment 3-G







Pros & Cons







Sally Forth







The Amazing Spider-Man


1. Peter. You know this guy. There was this whole thing with the Puppet Master a few years back. Remember?



2. Way less Iron Man punching people than I had hoped for.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
O.K, am I the only one who sees where that fence post is?

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord
I found out today that my sister's mother-in-law is friends with the guy who draws Marvin. He was at my sister's wedding, although I didn't know he was when I was there.

No big deal. Is Marvin any good? It looks OK to me.

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Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Ema Nymton posted:

I found out today that my sister's mother-in-law is friends with the guy who draws Marvin. He was at my sister's wedding, although I didn't know he was when I was there.

No big deal. Is Marvin any good? It looks OK to me.



Yes, please take the literal toddler out fishing.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Say Nothing posted:

O.K, am I the only one who sees where that fence post is?

Is she being too adventuresome?

Cicadalek
May 8, 2006

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another

Ema Nymton posted:

I found out today that my sister's mother-in-law is friends with the guy who draws Marvin. He was at my sister's wedding, although I didn't know he was when I was there.

No big deal. Is Marvin any good? It looks OK to me.

Sometimes when parents frankly discuss raising a baby, they talk about how incredibly trying it is. Waking up at 4am to change yet another diaper, they have to remind themselves that the baby cant help its behavior - it's only a child after all, not some malicious toddler demon.

Marvin is basically a malicious toddler demon. With access to his internal thoughts, we can see that they principally revolve around his own selfish desires, which mostly involve making GBS threads. It's a miracle you managed to find two strips where Marvin is not talking about making GBS threads, thinking about making GBS threads, or in the act of making GBS threads. Or pissing. Or both.

The rest of the time it's as bland as most other comic strips. I mean at least it's not 9CL or something. But man does it ever lean on poop jokes. And it's really hard to feel any sympathy for the title character when he does that half-lidded smug face because he managed to soil himself yet again.

R Ubbish
Apr 15, 2013

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

Wanamingo posted:


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy



Man, todays Zippy is a better Nancy than Nancy is.

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Modesty Blaise





You may remember Jacko from The Stone Age Caper.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ardeem posted:

Man, todays Zippy is a better Nancy than Nancy is.

Every Zippy would make a better Nancy.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Juliet Jones







Phantom Classic







Radio Patrol




Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker


They've only been married for a few hours and Randy has already lost control of the family jewels.

9 Chickweed Lane


How about pointing it at the writer of this astonishingly bad dialogue?

Pibgorn

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Wanamingo posted:

Zachary Nixon Johnson

Great, now ZNJ is lifting ideas and lines from The Tick.

Julet Esqu posted:

Radio Patrol


That's some very nice artwork. I wish I understood what was happening in this strip.

Bloom County

:pwn:


If only Bill The Cat had been able to manifest this sort of charisma when he was running for president.

Calvin And Hobbes




TODAY'S DOGG


Ruben Bolling's Tom The Dancing Bug, now in sampler form.


Kind of amazed that Shannon Wheeler's Too Much Coffee Man is still being produced. 24 years of too much coffee.


TRIVQUIZ

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Rip Kirby









Big Ben Bolt






Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Mary Worth



Real helpful there, Mary. I guess maybe Wilbur has another column the kid could take over.

Rex Morgan MD

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Gil

My friends and I still fire up the Gamecube when we get together. Pretty rad party machine.

Retail

"You should be setting a better example for other employees!" *Gets employees to perjure on company documents because following orders you don't like is total bullshit, man* Marla is a class act.

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

Someone put Refurb in charge of carrying the torch at the next Olympics.

Dustin

Wow Dustin it's like you've never been on the internet before.

On the Fastrack

If only my standardized tests had cartoony illustrations in them.

Safe Havens

"drat, who are we at war with now? The mermaids? It's not the mermaids is it?"

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Midnight Moth posted:

Dustin

Wow Dustin it's like you've never been on the internet before.

Wasn't Dustin taking pot-shots at the grammar of passers-by like, 3 days ago?
Tom Gauld


Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Wanamingo posted:


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


I was clued in by the fact there was only one glass, not two. This strip's art didn't even make me question the shape of the glass.

Edit: the PD is rubbish at witness protection if the Don already knows where the guy is staying and has hitmen in place.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
Doesn't Dustin have an English degree? I get that the point is to poo poo on Dustin, but come on.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

"I'll check," Inspector Danger grumbled, and didn't.

e: is it me or does it imply pretty heavily that as soon as Luigi's gone on record as a witness he's on his own?

My Lovely Horse fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Apr 25, 2014

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



DoubleDonut posted:

Doesn't Dustin have an English degree? I get that the point is to poo poo on Dustin, but come on.
Have you ever spoken to someone with an English degree? They don't speak in 100% perfect grammar and word usage 100% of the time because that would be silly.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

Endless Mike posted:

Have you ever spoken to someone with an English degree? They don't speak in 100% perfect grammar and word usage 100% of the time because that would be silly.

Yes, but presumably he does know what proper grammar is.

Basically I'm just mad at a bad comic.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
The Dick Tracy/Little Orphan Annie crossover is gonna rock, I can feel it.

Jane's World



:3:

Non Sequitur



Heavenly Nostrils caught up, so here're the 24th, and today's...





And this popped up on my FB feed. I'm not sure what to think, but the bids are up to 850 bucks if anyone's interested:



:pwn:

Kliban



:psyduck:

9 Chickweed Lane 4/25/2003



Good job, Brooke.

Zits



Seriously, Jeremy. :cmon:

Kevin & Kell



:downsrim: Jesus Holbrook, you totally, and completely hosed that up. HAREBALLS! God... :ughh:

Nemi



I like how Nemi's using a straw to drink a drink out of a martini glass. :v:

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County

Everything has a price.


Well, that escalated quickly.

Calvin And Hobbes




TODAY'S DOGG


David Israel's Twaggies takes funny tweets (from Twitter, ya know) and makes comics from them! The name is derived from 'twag', which they say is what people call a tag on Twitter. News to me.


Art Nugent does Uncle Art's Funland, so, uh, have fun.


And Gustavo Rodriguez brings us Understanding Chaos.

This is set in South Florida, believe it or not.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Heathcliff


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Pickles


Classic Prince Valiant

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

GorfZaplen posted:


Mandrake the Magician



It's not really shocking that this guy didn't want to work with Mandrake.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Some Guy TT posted:


It's All Right Chief Dharma




I love Chief Dharma (thanks for posting it!), though the word balloon orientation often seems weird to me. I can't help but see the 7th panel as being a conversation between the Chief's breakfast and his tie.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Okay, I will.



That's my daily act of Animalistic Self-Expression Comix.

Pooch Café


I don't get it. That sounds like the sort of thing a dog would want to roll around in.

Ballard Street


No paws, no tail, how will he ever score a partner for the midnight furpile at anthrocon this year?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Val's strategy is always "lure them out with a small army, then reveal the actual army" and he's bound to conquer all of Europe. You'd think someone would spread the word, or hell, it's not that innovative that someone couldn't think of it independently.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Darthemed posted:

Bloom County

Just wanted to mention that while I don't like Bloom County, my dad does and when I visit I like to pass the computer so he can read them, and laugh. So in a roundabout way, thanks.

Midnight Moth posted:

Gil

My friends and I still fire up the Gamecube when we get together. Pretty rad party machine.

It's weird how bad current gen or last gen consoles are at being party machines. It's like once online console gaming became widespread developers lost all interest in making games that are fun to play in the same room together. Nothing will ever beat Four Swords Adventures in terms of engaging four player co-op. Even if it requires a buttload of equipment.

JacquelineDempsey posted:

I love Chief Dharma (thanks for posting it!), though the word balloon orientation often seems weird to me. I can't help but see the 7th panel as being a conversation between the Chief's breakfast and his tie.

I had to start adding the ghees if only because they always clearly establish when the speaker is Hyeh-ran.

Comics (April 4th 2007)

Apparently Alcaraz makes halfway decent political cartoons. Another bizarre similarity to Darrin Bell I guess.

La Cucaracha


Doonesbury


The Duplex


F-Minus


Non Sequitur


---

Eyebeam


Now I'm wondering how old this joke is. I'm not sure whether it was dated by the eighties or not.

It's All Right Chief Dharma


I had a bad day yesterday so this came off really sweet.

Zero_Tactility
Nov 25, 2007

Look into my eyes.

Some Guy TT posted:

It's All Right Chief Dharma


I had a bad day yesterday so this came off really sweet.
Chief Dharma is usually pretty good, but this was wonderful :3:

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Some Guy TT posted:

It's All Right Chief Dharma


I had a bad day yesterday so this came off really sweet.

Thanks for posting this. Darn, I was hoping we'd get to see the Chief suplexed by his wife but it's great that he only wants his daughter to be happy. :unsmith:

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