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gonna miss all the yoscats on g+
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 14:56 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 16:07 |
still can't janitor my circle contacts and actual contacts together in near any contacts list duplicate entries in everyfuckingthing except stock android contacts manager god please bathe this gay earth in cleansing fire
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 15:22 |
also the only time I saw gundotra's name on anything he was reposting KONY2012 so i guess that's about the quality of google's hiring i should go be a product vp at this rate
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 15:29 |
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every time i have been asked to sign up to google plus when signing onto gmail in the browser i have declined i never have and never will be a member of google+
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 15:30 |
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Vic Gundotra posted:Icon Ambulance
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 15:33 |
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owned
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 15:45 |
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Mr Dog posted:this is the only reason i use g+ but g+ is obviously microsoft's fifth column's ploy to turn all open-source leaders into toothless paper-tigers ?? just look what they've done to linus, the infamously foul-mouthed figurehead who gets actual poo poo done. on google+ he's just one career programmer posting about his wife and kids, their cats, and the computers on their home LAN
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 16:08 |
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dont be evil
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 16:32 |
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Max Facetime posted:but g+ is obviously microsoft's fifth column's ploy to turn all open-source leaders into toothless paper-tigers ?? don't forget the dumbasses in teh comments sayign "MY RH INSTALL X WINDOW SERVER DOES NOT START HELP PLEEES" even if the guy is posting about his pet cat or w/e
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 16:42 |
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exant posted:dont be evil
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 16:44 |
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exant posted:dont be evil *makes android*
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 16:51 |
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"don't be evil" is possibly the greatest marketing line in history. it somehow hacked the brains of a billion idiot open source privacy nerds and made them love an advertising company.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 16:58 |
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tbf i think they did genuinely try to follow the spirit of it for the first few years then they progressively realised that they were, you know, an advertising company, and hence the fount of all the bile and garbage in this world.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 17:11 |
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can't wait for my fifty "Google+ is sunsetting" emails
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 17:15 |
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Mr Dog posted:tbf i think they did genuinely try to follow the spirit of it for the first few years yeah at least they dont pretend anymore.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 17:22 |
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Ten things we know to be true – Company – Google https://www.google.com/intl/en/about/company/tenthings.html%FD You can make money without doing evil. [But] Google is a business. The revenue we generate is derived from offering search technology to companies and from the ...
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 17:44 |
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Max Facetime posted:You can make money without doing evil. [But] Google is evil
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 17:44 |
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Max Facetime posted:You can make money without doing evil. [But] Google is docevil
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 17:45 |
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hello 911 i need an icon ambulance
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 17:48 |
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The Management posted:"don't be evil" is possibly the greatest marketing line in history. it somehow hacked the brains of a billion idiot open source privacy nerds and made them love an advertising company. this
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 20:12 |
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theadder posted:this yeah, that's a good post
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 20:16 |
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i'm not going to be satisfied until larry page comes out and says 'look, we're really sorry about forcing you to use your real name on youtube, and asking you to integrate with google+ over and over again. yes, it was a lovely stupid move and everyone here hated it and we apologize. as a way of proving our sincerity, sergey brin will commit sepukku and i will serve as his kaishakunin"
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 20:18 |
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The Management posted:"don't be evil" is possibly the greatest marketing line in history. it somehow hacked the brains of a billion idiot open source privacy nerds and made them love an advertising company. Sterling Cooper Draper Page
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 20:29 |
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Mr Dog posted:tbf i think they did genuinely try to follow the spirit of it for the first few years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVVTZgwYwVo
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 20:48 |
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actually i was thinking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 20:56 |
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i guess the "let it go" joke works better if you now that she was originally supposed to be the villain
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 21:23 |
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Comedy Gold.
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 23:04 |
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:no it wasn't a social network based around the idea of not sending any updates w/ the word "oval office" to my grandma
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 23:12 |
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the weirdest poo poo from 3 years ago was supposed tech nerds defending an advertising company and championing adobe's promotion of flash as somehow part of "the open web" and html5 as proprietary mirror universe
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# ? Apr 25, 2014 23:25 |
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pram posted:google+ interface is really loving bad i forget what happened to google messages or whatever their im thing was but it's in g+ now under hangouts, and whenever you mouseover poo poo it pops up profiles that just sort of linger and hold focus as you're trying to type your message very annoying
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 00:40 |
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let me get this straight larry page fired all the managers. said the engineers didn't need supervision. and they handle everyone's personal data. so no one is making sure they aren't peepin' it.
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PipeRifle posted:At some point uploading Youtube videos from my phone stopped saying "PipeRifle" and started saying the other semi-fake name tied to my piperifle gmail account. Now I have two youtube accounts and no idea how to change my phone to upload to the right one and no idea how to merge them or even delete one of them because they're both tied to piperifle at gmail lmfao owend forever
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 05:52 |
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“Asked about his approach to running the company, Page once told a Googler his method for solving complex problems was by reducing them to binaries, and then simply choosing the best option,” Carlson writes. “Whatever the downside he viewed as collateral damage he could live with.”
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 23:12 |
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lmao
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 23:12 |
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google buzz was unironically superior to google+
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# ? Apr 27, 2014 02:19 |
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cremnob posted:“Asked about his approach to running the company, Page once told a Googler his method for solving complex problems was by reducing them to binaries, and then simply choosing the best option,” Carlson writes. “Whatever the downside he viewed as collateral damage he could live with.” describe the average g+ user "One zero." in 2015, how many people do you envision in g+'s community? "Zero one."
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# ? Apr 27, 2014 02:58 |
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op
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# ? Apr 28, 2014 07:50 |
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cremnob posted:“Asked about his approach to running the company, Page once told a Googler his method for solving complex problems was by reducing them to binaries, and then simply choosing the best option,” Carlson writes. “Whatever the downside he viewed as collateral damage he could live with.” a robot would be a better ceo than page
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# ? Apr 28, 2014 09:20 |
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Miley Virus posted:a robot would be a better ceo than page the board of google has determined this is not an either-or situation
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# ? Apr 28, 2014 10:38 |
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duTrieux. posted:hey i'm the blurred headlights but not the GMC logo on the van the google blurring algorithm is whack, go to street view anywhere, anytime, they just blur random loving poo poo, what is this, the middle ages? do we or do we not have face recognition Google c'mon
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 03:23 |