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Tambaloneus posted:Y'know pretty sure I can walk through a field without getting twigs n poo poo in my hair soooo I can only presume somewhere between the highway and the bus-stop there was some rolling around on the ground. They stopped to roll down a hill, because that's just how WILD and SPONTANEOUS these crazy kids are! Twenty-eight skidoo!
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Really Pants posted:They stopped to roll down a hill, because that's just how WILD and SPONTANEOUS these crazy kids are! Twenty-eight skidoo! But then Auzzie boy (who is an Australian by the way) had his
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Non Sequitur Considering Danae's need for instant gratification, she'll put that book down in about 5 minutes when she finds that she's not sucked into it like her sister. Heavenly Nostrils  Just like scruffing a cat...  9 Chickweed Lane 4/26/2003  Ok, I laughed at that. Not bad, Brooke. Zits  Kevin & Kell   Ok, we're done with this now, right Holbrook?
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I was hoping Jam Esallen would liven Mark Trail up a bit, but having him dive into acid wasn't what I expected. Buz Sawyer  
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Bloom County Or something like that.   Calvin And Hobbes  more of an endurance test  TODAY'S DOGG  Ed Allison's Unstrange Phenomena  Jim Davis' U.S. Acres: Even less effort than Garfield.  The creator of Viivi & Wagner is credited only as "Juba".  "Viivi and Wagner is a story about a girl who lives with a pig. They love each other very much. Viivi wants to have children but they can’t because they are different species. Wagner doesn’t mind." Darthemed fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Apr 26, 2014 |
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Emmy-Lou Heathcliff  Mandrake  The Phantom  Pickles  Classic Prince Valiant    e: Darthemed posted:The creator of Viivi & Wagner is credited only as "Juba". The pig in the last two panels seriously looks like something out of Fok It.
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Skippy (February 5, 1927) Peanuts (April 29, 1967)  Funky Winkerbean  Can I assume we all have the same idea who "Barbie" is going to turn out to be? We're overdue for some sentimental glurge in this yarn. Is he more smug about this secret bit of knowledge, or that he finally got Missy rear end-On-Shoulders to sit back down? Meanwhile, Popeye is having a rare crisis moment.  Rip Haywire  Pogo (April 28, 1956)  Out Our Way (November 7-8, 1924)   He better not be looking for gleaming teeth, either. These hands might have a full set between them if you line 'em up end to end.
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Viivi and Wagner  I want to see how that works in English. Should work just fine, I hope. It's one of my favourite comics, not the least because Juba (Jussi Tuomola) doesn't feel the need to include jokes in each and every strip. And because sometimes Wagner is just so goofy and adorable idiot.
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GorfZaplen posted:The Phantom So these are the bad guys, right? I can't see this ending any other way.
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goatface posted:So these are the bad guys, right? I can't see this ending any other way. Of course not! They're not neutering their opposition and setting up the navy woman as a patsy at the same time. Why, I'll bet the Phantom won't even have to get off of his skull throne for this one.
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Presto posted:Let me tell you, daughter of John Darling how John Darling spoke his (John Darling's) last words to me while he, John Darling (your father) was dying. This just in -- no one gives a poo poo about John Darling. edit: I forgot that in the Batiukverse a book that tells the touching story of someone got cancer and died is going to be a major motion picture, so the story of John Darling will no doubt be a smash success. John Darling. Tambaloneus posted:Y'know pretty sure I can walk through a field without getting twigs n poo poo in my hair soooo I can only presume somewhere between the highway and the bus-stop there was some rolling around on the ground. Also is there some reason they aren't getting a cab or a ride from a parent? Surely one of them brought a phone. I guess if you hire a limo and it has a problem they just tell you to kick rocks. I just looked and there are two phones shown. They were in a traffic jam and the limo got bumped so they crossed a field to catch a bus. This is the dumbest plot that doesn't involve John Darling. Sweaty IT Nerd fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Apr 26, 2014 |
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Gil Why not? You can buy an obsolete cell phone for ~ $10 and it'll make for a cheap digital voice recorder/camera/video camera/music player/alarm clock/etc. Retail  How remarkably anticlimactic Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog  I thought that was a stack of cash at first and thought Karl had taken up gambling. Dustin  Uh, Sub-par is one of those sports terms used in everyday vernacular by non fans. Just like everyone knows what you mean by "slam dunk" even if they never watch basketball. On the Fastrack  I immediately thought of bugs and snails too. Safe Havens  "You've also shown a willingness to work for free. We could use that."
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Midnight Moth posted:Dustin Plus the scoring in golf isn't difficult to understand.
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John Darling's last words are some kind of nickname for his daughter aren't they? We're going to get a  face from her cuz she knows and won't tell. Or she will tell and take away the last horrible joy the plant man has in life before prison cancer gets him.
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Even if John Darling, my father, said he loved his wife/daughter/cat(dead from cancer)/car(cancer) or whatever, that doesn't change the fact that 100% of the people interviewed about my father, John Darling, remember him as a horrible person at best.
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I've seen this before. "Barbie" is a nickname for Marion Davies' clitoris.
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Midnight Moth posted:
Ed sits at the window watching Dusin mow the lawn. In his hand: a pad of yellow paper and a pen. Points are distributed based on various metrics: technique, poise, crosshatching aesthetic. Afterwards Ed goes outside with a small ruler, measuring every square foot of his lawn to ensure consistency. Uncut blades of grass result in an automatic fail. Dustin stands on the porch nervously. Years later Ed loses his law license after attempting to bribe a judge to let off his client, a sexual predator and close personal friend. Because of this he loses his pension and with it any sense of retirement financial security. Shortly after he's diagnosed with terminal colon cancer and is relocated to the palliative care facility in the city's hospital. Ed is sick, broke, lonely. Dustin has successfully avoided visiting his father, even though he's aware of his dire state. Tacked to a small cork-board beside Dustin's apartment entrance is a yellow piece of paper with the score 4 out of 10 written in black ink, and the word "sub-par" scrawled across in red.
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Fingerpori Psychiatrist - Tell me about your situation - For the past three years, I've been [a student] in the art school Earth Thinks he's a building on the planet Earth. "I've been an art school on Earth" would be pronounced the same. Haha. If Jarla can't get his poo poo together with these terrible jokes he's been putting out lately I might just start skipping the worst ones. This isn't fun to translate at all. e: Viivi and Wagner, cool. I didn't bother with it because I don't usually read it anyway, but it's nice to see it picked up. tiistai fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Apr 27, 2014 |
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Kevin & Kell
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Mercury Hat posted:Winnie the Pooh EasyEW posted:Funky Winkerbean 
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann Wouldn't the limo company get them another limo? Or at least call them a taxi?
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Midnight Moth posted:A Luann strip where the "good" guys aren't making GBS threads on Tiffany? I think Hell just froze over. Dr. Video Games 0081 posted:Wouldn't the limo company get them another limo? Or at least call them a taxi? Mandrake the Magician (1942-01-04) 
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Tiggum posted:They were at a pool party a while back and Luann was late. Everyone was having a good time until Luann arrived and then suddenly it was time to poo poo on Tiffany again. Delta and Bernice are obnoxious in their own ways, but no one's as bad as the DeGroot family. Not even Gunther. Oh yeah, I thought it broke down. My bad.
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Julet Esqu posted:Apartment 3-G Frank Bolle: reads script indicating Tommie is filthy and exhausted from mucking out stables all day Frank Bolle: draws Tommie exactly the same way she was in the morning
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It got rear ended though! Or it rear ended someone else, either way it was in a car accident!
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JaggerMcDagger posted:It got rear ended though! Or it rear ended someone else, either way it was in a car accident! Yeah, the back bumper of the limo was crumpled a bit and it looked like the driver was on his cell phone calling dispatch. Then the kids decided to flee the scene of a traffic accident. Way to be adults.
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Wanamingo posted:Six Chix You and me both.  Wanamingo posted:Nancy The book came out in 1937. Is Gilchrist acknowledging Aunt Fritzi's age here or what? 
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Midnight Moth posted:Dustin Well, sub-par is unrelated to sports since it came before golf, but either way this strip is stupid.
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LtStorm posted:You and me both. It works as an in-joke that way, but it's still one of the best-known classic self-help books ever, along with "How to Win Friends and Influence People" which was also from the 1930s. Both of them have been reprinted numerous times and still sell pretty well, from what I understand.
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