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theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
Ah yes, "Reapers". :turianass:

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Eulogistics
Aug 30, 2012
"PAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNEEEEE! I'LL KILL YA, YA LOUSY FRICKIN' COP!"

Actually, everything Vinnie says in Max Payne.

Cutscene Powers
Jun 7, 2010
Serve the Emperor above all others.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Max, dearest of all my friends. I was supposed to be the hero.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
Hmm, don't have TIME to PLAY with mySELF.

Pneub has a new favorite as of 08:49 on Apr 26, 2014

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?
Don't push! Hooligan!

Cutscene Powers
Jun 7, 2010
Stay away from the Summoner!

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

Cutscene Powers posted:

Stay away from the Summoner!
You heathen!

I'm gonna be a blitzball when I grow up!

No time to waste, let's go!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Our troops are running from the battlefield, a SHAMEFUL DISPLAY!!!!!

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Oh, Mistah J! Please hurt me some more!
Okay my dearrrr, why don't you go and fight batman while I make a daring escape.

Cronodoculous
Jun 29, 2006

You light up my life


Please, you have to help me! Nobody else is going to help me. Even the Beks won't help me.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"With the power of the three statues, I have become a god! Cower, puny mortals!" -- Hitler, Call of Duty 2

Cutscene Powers
Jun 7, 2010
"Bitch took my skull!" - Noted orator and philanthropist Fifty "Fiddy" Cent

Minarchist
Mar 5, 2009

by WE B Bourgeois
That's the way to show those bast- uh, I mean, Good Hit Sir!

seriously, gently caress virgil forever

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?
Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom the Magnificent Bastard will do no such thing. He means to educate you all. -Percival, Jade Empire

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

"I'm the best!" - Jecht

Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRhDmUzWuBI

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
I'm gonna be a blitzball when I grow up!

suuma
Apr 2, 2009
Failedfailedfailedfailedforced it!

Jon Zyetta
May 6, 2003
Your Bargaining Posture Is Highly Dubious
Nuclear launch detected.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"Now I am become Death, destroyer of worlds." -- Rucks, Bastion

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

"Blood! Jill, see if you can find anymore clues. I'll be examining this... I hope this is not CHRIS' blood!"

Caufman
May 7, 2007
G's bloodstains....

naM sdrawkcaB
Feb 17, 2011

MACHINE GUN!

RAWKIT LAWNCHER!

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
"Looks like it's time for some breaking and entering, boys!" ~ Batman: Arkham City, Catwoman, adressing a gang of Two Face's thugs whilst pointing to her exposed anal and vaginal cavity.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
"Man, I'd like to stop this war that's going on, but I can't find it." - JC Denton (Deus Ex: Invisible War)

"I thought it would be a really peacful neighborhood when I moved in next to this monastary, but they're always having these really loud arguements!" - Protagonist (Saint's Row)

"Excuse me Lassie, but could you tell me what time it is?" - Aiden Pearce (Watch Dogs)

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
I don't hate you because you're a mage, I hate you because you won't shut up about it.

CARRIERHASARRIVED
Aug 25, 2010

WE GOT HOXTON BACK FROM CUSTODY

FinnDiesel
Feb 13, 2013


Come on, let me in, Aria is expecting me

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

FinnDiesel posted:

Come on, let me in, Aria is expecting me
Annoyed: If she were expecting you, you'd be inside.

fleshy echidna
Apr 11, 2010
"GET OUT FIRE AT ANYTHING FIRE AT EVERYTHING"- hosed German unit (company of heroes)

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
"Live here in peace"
"Love here in love"
"Live here in my name :shobon:"

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"Dammit, I'm pinned down! I need an extraction, now! Now, you son of a bitch, now!" -- Doug "Dig" Dug, Dig-Dug 2

Caufman
May 7, 2007
This crater looks like it's been tagged-teamed by giant fuckbots.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
"Mama-mia! This is hosed-up spaghetti and pizza!" -- Mario, in Sky Land

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
There, was never a man like my Johnny. Like the one they call, Johnny Guitar.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

FinnDiesel posted:

Come on, let me in, Aria is expecting me

Good luck getting in. I've been waiting all day!

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
Humans are a blight on galactic purity.

You, sir!

You are a blight!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"When my wife and child died, I experienced maximum pain. Now you're going to experience it, criminal scum! Prepare yourself!" -- Max Payne, Max Payne

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
BURN BURN BURN TO THE- BURN TO THE GROUND! BURN TO THE GROUND!! BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND

MMX7 Flame Hyenard reppin

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dstyle
Jul 24, 2006
Want some rye? Course ya do!

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