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Dreamsicle posted:Before I make a decision, I must know the salaries of the managers on clubs closest to you on the table. i want my vote to be as informed as possible. Surely more interesting would be the salaries and the value of the players on Wrexham and the value of the players on the other club. That let's you assign a value to his management skills. Then comparing squad value to Total transfer fees paid over a 2-5 year period would then capture the other half of the equation by identifying how good his player development and evaluation is.
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Cthulhu Dreams posted:Surely more interesting would be the salaries and the value of the players on Wrexham and the value of the players on the other club. That let's you assign a value to his management skills. Yes, please let us know this. You're asking for quite a lot, even considering the astonishing results of those years...
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Apr 27, 2014 18:16
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loving semi-final disappointment AGAIN! *Grumble* Oh, and 2, or whatever...
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Apr 27, 2014 18:25
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TheFlyingLlama posted:3
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Apr 27, 2014 18:35
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JT Jag posted:Seconded. You've done great things for us, Scott, but you're not hot poo poo yet. Only because you missed the cut, and those shenanigans flirting with another team.
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Apr 27, 2014 18:38
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2, but only because it would completely ruin the LP if you went and joined Liverpool and I was forced to cheer for them.
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Apr 27, 2014 18:49
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TorakFade posted:Yes, please let us know this. You're asking for quite a lot, even considering the astonishing results of those years... In real life, a manager like would be snapped up immediately, no doubt at all. Look at Brendan Rogers, who's had a far less impressive rise than Brown, and he got the Liverpool call, too. We shouldn't blame our American friend here for taking calls from other, highly respected teams; that's only natural. What we need to do is secure his services for years to come. I vote 2. Revenant Threshold fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Apr 27, 2014 |
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Apr 27, 2014 18:49
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No Europa League? You should be sacked.  On the other hand 2, please never leave. 
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Apr 27, 2014 18:55
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Scott Brown, I thought you loved Wrexham. Is that all this is to you? Business? A paycheck? 2, because wandering off to another team would be heartbreaking to see.
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Apr 27, 2014 19:17
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He's given you the moon, and now you're saying you wanted the rest of the solar system as well. Stop whining about the cost and pay the man what he's due. He's already earned you all far more than you're worth.
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Apr 27, 2014 19:49
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2) Plus if there's any way to get a "Defeat a MegaBastard" bonus then add that in as well at 5000 a pop.
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I like that idea. As chairman I hereby endorse bounties on the top clubs. You get £10,000 each for finishing above Chelsea or Man City, the oiligarchs. You get £5,000 for finishing above Liverpool, Manchester United, Everton or Spurs, the traditional powerhouses. You get 20,000 for finishing above Arsenal because reasons. Feel free to help yourself to that as a part of the next contract.
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Apr 27, 2014 20:18
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AJ_Impy posted:I like that idea. As chairman I hereby endorse bounties on the top clubs. You get £10,000 each for finishing above Chelsea or Man City, the oiligarchs. You get £5,000 for finishing above Liverpool, Manchester United, Everton or Spurs, the traditional powerhouses. You get 20,000 for finishing above Arsenal because reasons. Feel free to help yourself to that as a part of the next contract. What's this, no bonuses for winning the Cwp?
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Apr 27, 2014 20:25
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A Tartan Tory posted:What's this, no bonuses for winning the Cwp? We expect him to win the Cwp. it's part of his normal remuneration.
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Apr 27, 2014 20:26
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2 I'd be more enthusiastic, but my rl football dreams have just been crushed by Jose loving Mourinho.
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Apr 27, 2014 20:31
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I did say during the campaign I would sign Scott Brown to a nice extension if elected and while the campaign failed, (for reasons I can't understand for the life of me) I'll still vote 2
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Apr 27, 2014 20:40
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Dreamsicle posted:Before I make a decision, I must know the salaries of the managers on clubs closest to you on the table. i want my vote to be as informed as possible. 4th: Chelsea, 74,000/wk 5th: Everton, 63,000/wk 6th: Tottenham, 81,000/wk 7th: Wrexham, 1,300/wk 8th: Reading, 31,500/wk 9th: Derby, 18,000/wk 10th: Liverpool, 68,000/wk
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Apr 27, 2014 21:06
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Cthulhu Dreams posted:Surely more interesting would be the salaries and the value of the players on Wrexham and the value of the players on the other club. That let's you assign a value to his management skills. Our player values are pretty low, because they're a function of team and player reputation. Shirra just won one of the two big awards in English Football, but is only worth 4.9m. Meanwhile the loaner from Manchester United is worth over 11m.
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Apr 27, 2014 21:08
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tarbrush posted:2 I hate that loving guy. loving awful game today. What's so loving special about getting a fluke goal and having 11 men behind the ball at all times? Ugh. I am hoping Atletico win on an away goal this Wednesday to upset that boring gently caress.
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Apr 27, 2014 21:09
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I would be down wtih a 50K a week deal with bounties on megabastard teams, bounty on Europa League, and no raises for 3 years, after which we can discuss automatic raises in the event we stay above regulation.
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Apr 27, 2014 21:56
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TheFlyingLlama posted:3
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TheFlyingLlama posted:3 Thirded: I'd also be willing to renegotiate next year with additional escalation based on performance. You definitely earned a bigger contract. Part of my reservations in going full hog come from the fact that I suspect mean average salary is a misleading statistic. One truth you've expressed to us is that premier league talent is concentrated. As a result, I feel that the megabastards drag league average way up. I'm interested in knowing how many clubs currently pay above the asked for £50K/wk? If it's more than 7, I'd be willing to vote for your bonus clauses.
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Apr 27, 2014 22:09
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2, with an offer for a major extension once the 3 years are up.
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TheFlyingLlama posted:3 I'm for this as well. We wouldn't be the first club to experience an Icarus effect in the PL: what really matters is consistency and we haven't had a chance to see that yet. Hell, I'd even be happy with a lower finish next season as long as our place in the top flight is solidified. Add any 'screw the megabastards' bonuses that you can and I'll sign off on all of them.
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Apr 27, 2014 22:22
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2 The manager has been hard at work, and the results we've achieved is proof that we need Scott Brown!
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habeasdorkus posted:I hate that loving guy. loving awful game today. What's so loving special about getting a fluke goal and having 11 men behind the ball at all times? Ugh. I am hoping Atletico win on an away goal this Wednesday to upset that boring gently caress. Even though I support the non AJ_Impy north London team I was also most upset at that Liverpool loss. Anyways, 2.
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Apr 28, 2014 03:04
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2 or 3. Give this man the pay he deserves, before he fucks off somewhere else.
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Apr 28, 2014 03:08
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Could we please get a shot of Scott Shirra's stats?
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habeasdorkus posted:Scott Shirra needs a nickname. I like the idea of calling him Surefire Shirra or Sure Thing Shirra. habeasdorkus posted:2) (Timidly) We'll have the contract drawn up immediately! Please, just don't leave us! (3 year contract at £50k/wk, 20% yearly raise, escalators to £65k/wk for Europa League qualification and £80k/wk for Champion's League qualification) What is this loving Cleveland? Take the team to loving Baltimore you greedy insufferable cuss.   Edit: This is a joke about the wrong type of 'football', you're welcome. But seriously, 3. Jenner fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Apr 28, 2014 |
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Apr 28, 2014 05:42
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More money My change is GIVE ME BACK MY JOB  Ok, since that's not fair, let me think about it.
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Sky Shadowing posted:More money If you need ideas, I have something amusing planned which should have far-reaching consequences just by changing one value.
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Apr 28, 2014 06:34
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How about Scotty too Hotty Shirra? No? Then how about Boom Shaka-Laka Shirra
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Apr 28, 2014 06:37
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There's always "Alan" Shirra.
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Apr 28, 2014 06:38
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Or Scott "She-Ra" Shirra. As he's known in Tackleford.
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Apr 28, 2014 07:06
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poo poo-Hot Shirra.
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Apr 28, 2014 10:56
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Scott "The Showcase" Shirra.
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To me, the only option is "Shensational" Shcott Shirra, spoken in your best Sean Connery impersonation. As for the contract, that new 3 option seems nice.
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AJ_Impy posted:If you need ideas, I have something amusing planned which should have far-reaching consequences just by changing one value. Does it keep up the tradition of giving Scotland as much help as possible? Also, 2.
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DJ Ramshackle posted:Does it keep up the tradition of giving Scotland as much help as possible? It's fair to say that it will not inconvenience or trouble Scotland, and there may be benefits in the long run.
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AJ_Impy posted:If you need ideas, I have something amusing planned which should have far-reaching consequences just by changing one value. What's the idea, if it's sufficiently hilarious I may pick it.
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