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haljordan posted:I really do pity the poor SOBs who host these shows that get tormented endlessly by Richard and Sal. They could probably drive someone to suicide. The telepsychic calls are great too. I have cancer in my cock. Huh? I have cancer in my coc-*SLAM*
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RommelMcDonald posted:How nice. The comments are filled with helpful information like how easy and lenient they are with their payment plans, even if you're unemployed. Only millionaires usually get to meet the leader dude, so yeah, it had good practices, self reflection and mind "defrag" are useful skills, just the whole TM movement is wrapped up in people trying to be leaders and rich off it.
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AxeManiac posted:Only millionaires usually get to meet the leader dude, so yeah, it had good practices, self reflection and mind "defrag" are useful skills, just the whole TM movement is wrapped up in people trying to be leaders and rich off it. This a fair assessment. They aren't quite as evil as Scientology, but they definitely borrow from the same playbook. My personal grudge is because my girlfriend grew up in the cult; her mom is lifelong member. Her mom is a horrible human being, but she thinks she is "evolved".
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:You can't have Richard without Sal, but when it comes to phony phone calls, you can't beat 'Rusty'. Ethel is pretty great, too.
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Sand Monster posted:Ethel is pretty great, too. "I'M A LADY"
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Bung Harmer posted:"I'M A LADY" Nobody ever thinks Ethel is a woman. 
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prefect posted:Nobody ever thinks Ethel is a woman. But she loooooooooves playing chess with her graaaaaaaandsooooon.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:But she loooooooooves playing chess with her graaaaaaaandsooooon. My graaaaaaaandsooooon just learned howta pump off, so he's been sprayin' all over the house...
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Squashy Nipples posted:My personal grudge is because my girlfriend grew up in the cult; her mom is lifelong member. Her mom is a horrible human being, but she thinks she is "evolved". Does she use that word specifically? Is that why Howard uses it? It gives me a severe case of the Lange-Quivers.
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EngineerJoe posted:a severe case of the Lange-Quivers. LOL! I remember when we renamed them that... poo poo that was at least 5 years ago, eh? EngineerJoe posted:Does she use that word specifically? Is that why Howard uses it? Yes, absolutely. It's a core tenant, you have to convince people that they are better then everyone else. It's also one of those forever moving goalposts, you can always become MORE evolved by doing more courses, more "rounding"... don't eat meat? Great, now stop eating garlic and onions, they "inhibit transcending". Literally, the most evolved state is a celibate life of meditation in the domes all day, eating nothing but brown rice and bland dahl. Remember when Howard's mom said she could do with out sex? Where do you think that came from?
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Squashy Nipples posted:LOL! I remember when we renamed them that... poo poo that was at least 5 years ago, eh? What's this now? I wanna be in on it 
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:What's this now? I wanna be in on it Douche Chills = Lange Quivers
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Tim Burtons Rug posted:Douche Chills = Lange Quivers Gotcha.
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ChaosMonkey posted:Oh my gosh, how did I forget Brandy Talore having phone sex at Eric the Midget? Whats funny/gross about that now is about a year ago Eric messaged her on twitter, and so I ended up at her twitter and it was full of pics of her doing all kinds of porny "lookit my titties" pictures but she didn't notice loads of baby poo poo and toys in the background. Super creepy. Woah, I went looking for the pictures I was talking about, and came across this  She posted that herself. How why what that head what.
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GenoCanSing posted:Whats funny/gross about that now is about a year ago Eric messaged her on twitter, and so I ended up at her twitter and it was full of pics of her doing all kinds of porny "lookit my titties" pictures but she didn't notice loads of baby poo poo and toys in the background. Super creepy. I get grossed out when I think of women's bodies making babies too, ugh, like, can't they stop that already? It's messing with my twitter boner. She does kind of look like a Jim Henson Muppet without the operator in that picture, lol
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GenoCanSing posted:Whats funny/gross about that now is about a year ago Eric messaged her on twitter, and so I ended up at her twitter and it was full of pics of her doing all kinds of porny "lookit my titties" pictures but she didn't notice loads of baby poo poo and toys in the background. Super creepy. I wonder how hosed up the Midget's eyesight is.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:I wonder how hosed up the Midget's eyesight is. "I'm not--looking at her fa--ace." Just got to the part in my ETM relisten where he has his first run-in with Steve Langford due to the little slug's incessant calling of Diana DeGarmo's mom. Not as good as selling zero point zero tickets, but it's up there.
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ChaosMonkey posted:"I'm not--looking at her fa--ace." "I made sure not to call at odd hours" "Eric, any hour you call is 'odd'"
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ChaosMonkey posted:"I'm not--looking at her fa--ace." I was going to make some statement about the Midget objectifying women, then I realized he lives in a world crotch-high so this is par for the course. GenoCanSing posted:"I made sure not to call at odd hours" Oh God, Eric the Stalker! I almost forgotten about that. I wonder if he did this before the show made him famous. It would be interesting to see how Eric worked the system by being a lump in a chair and used that to get close to various celebrities and what creepiness he took away from it. Seriously, between interviewing his parents and getting a deep psychological look into the workings of his mind, there is plenty of life left in the Midget. Too bad the show won't do anything with it.
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Haven't seen this in a long time. Howard's keen ear strikes again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU-ExhHPJ0I
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And another dark week. Lovely. edit: Wait,they may have just hosed up the show start-up times.
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Vakal posted:And another dark week. Lovely. It's the Billy Joel thing today (don't know when it starts, but later today). The rest of the week might be regular shows.
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So I got a new vehicle with XM installed, so I have two free months. I see they still have Sirius and XM separated for some reason because I don't get Howard. I'm really not interested in paying for this service, I really have no idea how they are still going actually since when I had Sirius in 07-08 they were constantly losing money. Can you still game the system by trying to cancel and them giving you cheap plans?
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CortezFantastic posted:So I got a new vehicle with XM installed, so I have two free months. I see they still have Sirius and XM separated for some reason because I don't get Howard. I'm really not interested in paying for this service, I really have no idea how they are still going actually since when I had Sirius in 07-08 they were constantly losing money. Yeah. I called a few days ago and got a year of xm with Howard and online streaming for $80.
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haljordan posted:Was the whole "Crazy Cabbie shooting a porno in Howard's studio" ever discussed on air? I can't find any clips of it. Pretty sure the answer is "yes", but I don't have a link for you yet.
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Also what is the deal with SiriusXM having KIIS FM and Z100? It seems so bizarre to rebroadcast terrestrial stations.
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Crotch Bat posted:Haven't seen this in a long time. Howard's keen ear strikes again. This era of the show is just the best. "Gary's got an rear end like a rickshaw. I've never seen an rear end wider than his." edit. Has anyone been to a Jackie show recently? He's playing some dopey club an hour from me this weekend, I kind of want to go see him just to shake his hand and say thanks for the laughs. kylej fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Apr 28, 2014 |
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Crotch Bat posted:Haven't seen this in a long time. Howard's keen ear strikes again. I don't mind Ralph's opinion but his fashion taste is downright terrible.
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kylej posted:This era of the show is just the best. If you go, please verify my theory from a few pages back that he's still telling the same jokes from the early 90s.
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haljordan posted:If you go, please verify my theory from a few pages back that he's still telling the same jokes from the early 90s. New technology, same old jokes.
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haljordan posted:Was the whole "Crazy Cabbie shooting a porno in Howard's studio" ever discussed on air? I can't find any clips of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTgytsWLtlE Ron Jeremy wrote a book (a good one, at that) basically devoting a whole chapter to it. Pretty damning, but of course Cabbie has to spin it the way he can. Edit: I actually read something somewhere that Cabbie's appearances on the show can no longer be broadcasted? He filed a lawsuit and I think they buckled...is that true? Cliche Guevara fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Apr 29, 2014 |
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That forced laugh (or worse yet, he is actually cracking himself up) is killing it for me. If he just did corny jokes that would be fun.
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Cliche Guevara posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTgytsWLtlE They may have just blacklisted him for filing the suit.
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Just listened to the Scott Push Up Challenge . Holy poo poo I thought Scott was going to die when he blew up at Howard.
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Rumor is Artie's show is done http://thelaughbutton.com/features/breaking-artie-lange-show-cancelled/#!GjAyd
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Mr Hands Colon posted:Rumor is Artie's show is done Maybe he can join Norm on his totally for sure coming back podcast
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