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Somfin posted:Horror from machines does not come from those machines breaking their own rules. It comes from those machines following their own rules. There's that one horror story of the robot maid continuing her rounds even after the bomb goes off- tipping the ashes of her former owners of of their bed and sweeping them away, scrubbing the impact shadow off of the walls, not noticing that a large portion of the house is missing. Would that be Bradbury's There Will Come Soft Rains? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LNHYz89sNc
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Namtab posted:So the nausea lasts only a week and isn't life threatening. This isn't spooky in any way it's just a picture that makes you need the loo. So basically someone sent them goatse and they WAY overreacted to it.
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 22:47 |
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So last night I read a big chunk of Aristotle's Poetics, and since he goes on at length about how Tragedy should/shouldn't work, it made me wonder what Tropers have to say about him. That and the accompanying article on the Poetics aren't too bad, but...quote:Of particular note to tropers is that he wrote the Poetics, studying tragic plays, making him the first troper of whom we have knowledge, and many tropes were first diagnosed by him.
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# ? Apr 27, 2014 01:35 |
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Keromaru5 posted:So last night I read a big chunk of Aristotle's Poetics, and since he goes on at length about how Tragedy should/shouldn't work, it made me wonder what Tropers have to say about him. That and the accompanying article on the Poetics aren't too bad, but... Well to be fair Aristotle was a bit of a clueless sexist when it came to women, and his facial hair could possibly be described as a neckbeard.
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# ? Apr 27, 2014 05:21 |
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Can someone tell me what the appeal of an actual neckbeard is? Why would anyone want to only grow hair on their neck?
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# ? Apr 27, 2014 09:01 |
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In present day, it means someone who wants to have facial hair but either doesn't groom it, or doesn't know that they have to groom it, or is unaware that it looks like poo poo, or any of a number of other combinations of failure to meet the modest responsibilities of beard maintenance. There are some rare fashion circumstances where someone might grow a neckbeard intentionally, but this is pretty much a 19th-century and/or Amish look, and even in those cases it is not an ungroomed beard but merely a differently-groomed one.
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# ? Apr 27, 2014 09:10 |
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Ninjasaurus posted:Can someone tell me what the appeal of an actual neckbeard is? Why would anyone want to only grow hair on their neck? Well, to quote Google Image Search and their suggested subcategories: Fedora Athiest Nerd Fedora Trench Coat Brony Surfboard
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# ? Apr 27, 2014 11:36 |
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Ninjasaurus posted:Can someone tell me what the appeal of an actual neckbeard is? Why would anyone want to only grow hair on their neck? I always got the impression a 'neckbeard' only happens when these types of people get so fat that their jowls and chin sort of just overwrite or merge with their neck, giving the impression of both a face and neck covered with badly groomed hair.
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# ? Apr 27, 2014 12:06 |
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Bongo Bill posted:In present day, it means someone who wants to have facial hair but either doesn't groom it, or doesn't know that they have to groom it, or is unaware that it looks like poo poo, or any of a number of other combinations of failure to meet the modest responsibilities of beard maintenance. Yeah, a neckbeard is more a sign of lack of hygiene than an actual fashion affectation. There's also a masculinity thing involved, like the person who is being taunted doesn't have enough testosterone to grow full facial hair and can only being grow a neckbeard and maybe the thin wispy facial hair known as a pedostache.
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Ninjasaurus posted:Can someone tell me what the appeal of an actual neckbeard is? Why would anyone want to only grow hair on their neck? There isn't any appeal in a neckbeard. That's basically the problem. Beardiness is associated with manliness but not all adult male humans can grow a proper beard. Some attempt to but it grows in sparse patterns in places that only cover parts of the head and neck. A particularly bulbous double chin on a fat, filthy manchild will sometimes either be the only part of the head with any facial hair or, alternately, the sparse growth of facial hair will suggest a wispy beard with a companion, secondary beard on the neck. Big, fat cheeks on a morbidly obese man also have the potential to shove the beard low enough on the head that it grows out of the neck. Grotesquely obese men are not known for putting effort into anything and tend to not shave or groom themselves properly, leading to what looks like a beard growing out of their neck. Generally speaking, men that grow proper beards know how to properly groom, clean, shave, and maintain them. Growing a beard is actually more complex than "step one: quit shaving, step two: acquire beard." You have to maintain them but filthy neckbeards generally don't trim, groom, or maintain them then act like smug assholes because "well I have hair on my face, that makes me manly." Well, no, having a beard doesn't make you manly just like wearing that damned fedora doesn't make you classy. It's like I said before, it's a lot of "I want to be manly and classy but am too lazy to put forth the effort to be that so instead I'll acquire a few things associated with those things and call it a win." Being classy generally involves actually, you know, showering as well as washing the cheeto dust out of your facial hair. Manliness also generally involves putting enough effort into yourself that you don't resemble an enormous blob of dough that sprouted limbs and decided to watch anime and post about rape all day.
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Namtab posted:I could do the whole lot but I'd wind up turning into the subject of a creepypasta when they find me dead on the floor with "Theres No Such Thing As Notability" carved into my chest. I would support another long form troper fiction teardown. Just make sure you don't have any screwdrivers in the room.
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# ? Apr 28, 2014 00:26 |
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I coincidentally just watched the 1963 Japanese sci-fi film Atragon, in which a totally-not-shifty reporter who ends up being a mole working for the bad guys has an actual neckbeard, which was fairly distracting. I'm guessing it still wasn't a 'thing', and the reasons why neckbeards exist in the present day you guys have responded with are convincing, so thanks.
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# ? Apr 28, 2014 05:40 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Would that be Bradbury's There Will Come Soft Rains? quote:Anyone Can Die: The series has characters dying left and right from the beginning. Then the nuclear war begins, and the previous death counts get put in perspective. quote:Mars quote:Skeletal Musician: Inverted in "The Musicians" where skeletons are used to make music. quote:What Happened to the Mouse?: One early story, set in the segregated South, is about all the blacks in the area (or the country? it's been a while) pooling their resources to make/buy a rocket to get to Mars. They're never mentioned again through the entire rest of the book. And from the YMMV page: quote:Values Dissonance and Society Marches On: Due to being published in 1946, there are still very traditionalist views of women, most people apparently still wear fur in the fake 1999 and in 2003, anti-lynching laws and civil rights acts for African Americans and other minorities are barely being passed.
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# ? Apr 28, 2014 06:05 |
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Incoherence posted:Bradbury sets up Mars as a parallel to the Old West (and other eras of frontier migration): if his contemporary society suddenly found a new frontier, who would go and why?
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# ? Apr 28, 2014 06:25 |
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Maybe the skeleton thing is an inversion because they make music instead of play it?
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# ? Apr 28, 2014 12:43 |
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Minus Green posted:Maybe the skeleton thing is an inversion because they make music instead of play it?
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BKPR posted:I would support another long form troper fiction teardown. Just make sure you don't have any screwdrivers in the room. Only one piche story on that creepypasta blog and I can't be arsed to look for the rest. So instead I accessed my old friend: the comprehensive list of Troper Works but none of the titles compelled me to click them
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# ? Apr 28, 2014 17:31 |
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Namtab posted:Only one piche story on that creepypasta blog and I can't be arsed to look for the rest.
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Namtab posted:Only one piche story on that creepypasta blog and I can't be arsed to look for the rest. http://inuscreepystuff.blogspot.com/2011/10/ichor.html http://inuscreepystuff.blogspot.com/2011/10/perch-creek.html There ya go.
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# ? Apr 28, 2014 18:44 |
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I didn't really read it, but a couple of things caught my eye when I scanned the page:"This story is credited to a person called Guiv." Oh really now? posted:In 1923, a man named Oliver Brehl released a book of information on the Piche. Only a few of these books still remain. From what hasn't been smudged over time there are three basic things that can be read: Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Apr 28, 2014 |
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Namtab posted:Only one piche story on that creepypasta blog and I can't be arsed to look for the rest. *Insert "The Library of Alexandria was burned to the ground but poo poo like this will exist forever" response here*
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# ? Apr 28, 2014 23:06 |
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Ninjasaurus posted:*Insert "The Library of Alexandria was burned to the ground but poo poo like this will exist forever" response here* Now, we don't know if the Library of Alexandria was any better than this. I mean Shakespeare only seems classy now because of the cultural distance. It's like 90% dick and fart jokes. Dante's Inferno is essentially Biblical fanfiction, complete with self-insert protagonist with a TOTALLY HOT WIFE. The truth about culture is that it was never really that good.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 00:21 |
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Come now.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 01:38 |
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This entire page is beautiful. It confirms nearly all of our suspicions, accusations, stereotypes and criticisms of TVTropes.Sugar Wiki: TV Tropes Will Enhance Your Life posted:According to some, a comprehensive knowledge of TV Tropes (which I won't link to, saving you all time, money and time) is a reasonable substitute for a degree in English Lit, years of training in the field of psychoanalysis and, in extreme cases, a medical license.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 07:19 |
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As a Sociology student I'll admit that the undergrad stuff gets dumb but even in 101 they'll laugh you out of class if you use TvTropes as a reference.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 08:06 |
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They really think that Laconic is a word that originated on TvTropes, don't they? It's Greek, for gently caress's sake. Lacedaemonia was a region in ancient Greece that contained the City State of Sparta. The term "laconic" refers to a form of Spartan education, where youths were encouraged to answer questions as concise and wittily as they could. Laconic wit is basically snark mixed with arrogance, hallmarks of Spartan culture. Oh wait, no wonder that Tropers idolize it, since they love the Spartans. They probably think if the Spartans were still around today, they'd be the bestest ever. And totally not fascist imperialists who horrifically abused the Helots and spent the rest of their days perpetually making GBS threads themselves out of fear that the Helots would rebel against them. Arc Hammer fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Apr 29, 2014 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:They really think that Laconic is a word that originated on TvTropes, don't they?
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They get the shortness, but they completely excise the wit and cleverness.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 14:26 |
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God I wish there were Troper Tales for "TV Tropes Will Enhance Your Life".
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Arcsquad12 posted:Oh wait, no wonder that Tropers idolize it, since they love the Spartans. They probably think if the Spartans were still around today, they'd be the bestest ever. And totally not fascist imperialists who horrifically abused the Helots and spent the rest of their days perpetually making GBS threads themselves out of fear that the Helots would rebel against them. I'm surprised they don't think that the Spartans are Real-Life Lampshading Jerk Jock Trope Namers. They were an entire country obsessed with physical fitness, regimental training, and bullying people into submission.
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Alpacalips Now posted:I'm surprised they don't think that the Spartans are Real-Life Lampshading Jerk Jock Trope Namers. They were an entire country obsessed with physical fitness, regimental training, and bullying people into submission. On the other hand, "300."
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Alpacalips Now posted:I'm surprised they don't think that the Spartans are Real-Life Lampshading Jerk Jock Trope Namers. They were an entire country obsessed with physical fitness, regimental training, and bullying people into submission. For all that tropers say about jerk jocks, they seem to value might above all. Even magic based on intelligence, the biggest nerd circlejerk, is less problem solving and more colorful ways of breaking stuff.
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Alpacalips Now posted:I'm surprised they don't think that the Spartans are Real-Life Lampshading Jerk Jock Trope Namers. They were an entire country obsessed with physical fitness, regimental training, and bullying people into submission. Tropers like soldiers. It's professional sports they don't like.
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The Vosgian Beast posted:Tropers like soldiers. It's professional sports they don't like. So physical prowess is fine so long as it's only for the purpose of killing people. A very healthy mindset!
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Ninjasaurus posted:God I wish there were Troper Tales for "TV Tropes Will Enhance Your Life". There were. Mostly the stories are "I discovered x series or y trope" but there's a little bit of gold in the dull mud. Troper Tales - TVTropes Will Enhance Your Life posted:* [[Tropers/{{Sijo}} This Troper]] has been, his whole life, a watch-(or read)-and-write kind of person. If only there were ONE single place where I could post about anything at anytime! Tried Wikipedia, but they got fussy with notability and copyrights. Then a friend mention TV Tropes... quote:* Thanks to TV Tropes i learned the MST3KMantra. Now i'm more open-minded and watch shows that, in the past, i would have discarted as pure nonsense without even watching them. quote:* When my John Milton class was discussing ''ParadiseLost'', we got to the topic one night of the intoxicating effects of the ForbiddenFruit. I mentioned that an "online discourse community" I belong to refers to the portrayal in literature of evil as a drug as "ThisIsYourBrainOnEvil." The class [[CrowningMomentOfFunny cracked up]], and the professor said we should put that on a t-shirt with an image of Adam and Eve eating the fruit. quote:* This troper casually disregarded WizardsOfWaverlyPlace as "just another tween show" before TV Tropes. To put things in perspective, I'm watching it right now and will probably watch the rest of tonight's airings. Granted, I got into it [[FetishFuel for the wrong reasons]] but it's a good show and I probably wouldn't have watched without TV Tropes. quote:* This Troper would like to give a ''huge'' "THANK YOU" to this website. Why? Well, I'm a GCSE student, and for my English Language GCSE, I need to do some speeches. Now, it was a Sunday, and I was surfing this website, or specifically, TroperTales. I was on the CMOA TT page, when I decided to go for the Public Speaking section. I idly remembered that I was doing a speech - oh, wait ''I was doing it the very next day, and I hadn't done anything towards it!'' Cue a mad dash to my room where I proceeded to write a speech that got me an A* grade. Thank you, TV Tropes! quote:* This troper got a short story published in a local magazine. She got a lot of positive feedback and has now decided to turn it into a full novel, which she intends on publishing one day. This novel is the longest she's ever worked on a project. What was it inspired by? TheUnfairSex. The Unfair Sex posted:A special kind of double standard that completely screws around with a show's internal logic. A male character is portrayed performing an act that seems evil and unfair in a relationship, like say, looking at another woman. Meanwhile, a female character can perpetrate the exact same actions but not receive any sort of penalty or negative dividends for it. As such, the end result of this is usually both that male sexuality (and the expressions thereof) are presented as inherently "wrong", "dirty" and "ugly", and that any problems that arise in a heterosexual relationship are automatically the man's fault. It's a form of "feminism" in some feminist appearing works: like Scrubs, Sex & the City and Beyonce. E: Seems like tropers have never heard of concepts like slut shaming or the like where women are demonised for stuff men would do. Everything to tropers is about the wrongs that evil feminists visit upon men in our media. More Troper Tales posted:* This troper expanded her vocabulary, and is more critic and concious now. TvTropes may even help her to get into literature career in college, even gave her, finally after a lot of HeadScraching, the tittle for her story: she decided to name her story after a trope. It also saved this troper from her creative BrainBleach, and most likely will help her to write her story better. quote:* [[Tropers/{{BrainedbySaucepans}} This Troper]] can proudly state that TVTropes may in fact have [[BeyondTheImpossible saved my life]] (or at least significantly extended it)! One of my main reasons for quitting smoking and switching to electronic cigarettes was so I wouldn't have to spend time away from my computer. Fellow tropers, my lungs thank you. quote:* At this troper's school, almost every website that could be remotely interesting is blocked. Then I found out TvTropes wasn't among those websites. quote:* Do you often find yourself struggling to argue against InsaneTrollLogic online? Can't make a hole in their ChewbaccaDefense? [[Tropers/{{Ifreann}} This Troper]] was once like you, until I started to use ''[[AltumVidetur reductio ad]]'' ''[[CanisLatinicus tropum]]''. [[ConversationalTroping Phrase your responses in tropes]](bonus points for an AllBlueEntry) and watch as your [[TheAntagonist opponent]] suffers a [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife tab explosion]] and never gets around to responding! [[AWinnerIsYou You win!]] Thanks to this tactic, TVTropes is now my InfinityPlusOneSword for internet arguments. Case in point, how many tabs did you open while reading this tale? quote:* Thanks to TvTropes, [[Tropers.{{Encrypted12345}} This Troper]] has discovered VisualNovels, the NasuVerse, NitroPlus, the {{Rance}} Series, TengenToppaGurrenLagann, MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha, and several awesome FanFiction. Thank you, TvTropes. Now excuse me while I go cry ManlyTears. quote:* I felt that there was only one word for me: Weird, and not in a good way. I spend a lot of time on my own, and do in fact prefer thinking about some things to communicating them with people addionally (eg: Working on my own as apposed to with a group). This of couse, leads me to spending a lot of time on my own, although I have little diffulty TALKING to others and get lonely if alone for too long). I could go on, really. Yesterday, I was browsing troper tales and visited the "ShrinkingViolet" page. After doing some research stemming from a link on that page, it turns out I'm probably just introverted. Thank you, TV Tropes + Helpful Troper. I am weird no longer. Namtab fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Apr 29, 2014 |
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Ugh, that page brings back bad memories. I had a troper show up in way too many of my classes back in college. She took every lit class she could and delighted in derailing conversations about the actual literary works to talk about what tropes she thought they used and then ramble on about what each trope meant. Every time this happened the entire class just stared in utter bewilderment, sometimes the teacher too, depending on how patient they were. So no, tropers. Tropes will not enrich your academic career, it will just get you a lot of funny stares.
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# ? Apr 29, 2014 17:58 |
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John Milton Class. I know, he probably meant and eng lit class that focused on John Milton one time, but still. Makes me doubt his story.
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Little Blackfly posted:John Milton Class.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Yes, that detail is what calls the story into doubt. I should have specified it was the first thing chronologically to make me doubt his story. Others followed.
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My college offers a Milton course (also Shakespeare and Chaucer ones), for what that's worth. For content, here's some nerd rage about Spongebob: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WallBangers/SpongebobSquarepants quote:Any time a character is ticketed for littering.
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