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Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



"But" is on that list. That list is a but hole.

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OG Necromancer
Jan 20, 2014

Elysiume posted:

Or "***c***culated" because "cok" and "fuk" are on the list. :v:

Fuc it.

HellCopter
Feb 9, 2012
College Slice
cockfukculated sound incredibly psuedo-scientific.

Also, 211: Cleveland. I know we don't like to talk about it, FROM, but no need to call it an insult.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Baron O Beefdip posted:

I'm pulling this out of my rear end, but I think power-stanceing applies poise damage twice. no clue on damage, although I think it's more.

Yeah it feels like they do more poise damage so it's good for stunning enemies, just as an aside you seem to do basically no poise damage if your attack costs more stamina then you have which is why I was having trouble knocking some guys out of their attacks. I actually matters if both weapons connect as grazing a guy with one mace only does regular damage, so two handing something is probably better crowd control.

In name chat "-" is also censored. :shrug:

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


So I uh got a sweet royal swordsman armour set and I want a greatsword to match. Which is better out of the flamberge or the royal swordsman greatsword or the zweihander? I've got a claymore +10 but it doesn't really look the part imo.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

A red invader npc just blew me away in a single combo holy christ bonfire ascetics are awful.

neetengie
Jul 17, 2013

Shittiest taste in anime and video games.

RBA Starblade posted:

A red invader npc just blew me away in a single combo holy christ bonfire ascetics are awful.

Was it on the boat? How did Lucatiels sign not appear for you? Did she (physically) reappear at the bonfire again?

turnways
Jun 22, 2004

Genocyber posted:

Well looks like we know what they spent that extra month on...

http://pastebin.com/DLpHA40C

Whip, master, and zorch. God drat.

Sivek
Nov 12, 2012

Jesus, I decided to Bell it up a bit to get some Titanite and I've been invaded about a dozen times and have invaded once. This might take a while.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Cowcaster posted:

"But" is on that list. That list is a but hole.

huge but hole

Genocyber
Jun 4, 2012

FirstPersonShitter posted:

So I uh got a sweet royal swordsman armour set and I want a greatsword to match. Which is better out of the flamberge or the royal swordsman greatsword or the zweihander? I've got a claymore +10 but it doesn't really look the part imo.

Well that last one is an ultragreatsword so

Best greatsword for damage/moveset would be either Drangleic Sword or Black Knight Greatsword. Out of the ones you've described, I think Royal greatsword would be stronger, but Flamberge would definitely look better.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Screw all your dumb miracles and sorceries, pyromancy is the only true magic :witch:



Speaking of pyromancy I just found warmth and it lasts a RIDICULOUS amount of time. I think it stays for over a minute. I'm able to cast it, clear out rooms, then run back and still heal from it. It also has 4 charges. Its totally impractical for healing in battle but I never need to chew on health crystals while exploring now.

Arthil
Feb 17, 2012

A Beard of Constant Sorrow

Mighty Dicktron posted:



Fashion souls is back in full force, really.

Did someone say Fashion Souls?


Studio
Jan 15, 2008



I'm invading in the Undead Crypt. I'm trapped on the end of the level where the host has to lower the bridge. I just saw them run and backtrack to the start of the level.



Fuuuck

Edit: There's a Blue Spirit, White Phantom, and Host lookin' for me on the wrong part of the map

Genocyber
Jun 4, 2012

Internet Kraken posted:

Screw all your dumb miracles and sorceries, pyromancy is the only true magic :witch:



Speaking of pyromancy I just found warmth and it lasts a RIDICULOUS amount of time. I think it stays for over a minute. I'm able to cast it, clear out rooms, then run back and still heal from it. It also has 4 charges. Its totally impractical for healing in battle but I never need to chew on health crystals while exploring now.

On the other hand it also heals enemies...so don't cast it in boss battles...unless you're a summon of course.

Voluspa
Mar 17, 2006

HURRRRley

Internet Kraken posted:

Screw all your dumb miracles and sorceries, pyromancy is the only true magic :witch:



Speaking of pyromancy I just found warmth and it lasts a RIDICULOUS amount of time. I think it stays for over a minute. I'm able to cast it, clear out rooms, then run back and still heal from it. It also has 4 charges. Its totally impractical for healing in battle but I never need to chew on health crystals while exploring now.

So, I know it's probably the thousandth time this has been asked, but how does pyromancy work again? lowest of int/fth or an average or...well?

Graviija
Apr 26, 2008

Implied, Lisa...or implode?
College Slice
God Drangleic Castle is so lovely compared to Anor Londo.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Sivek posted:

Jesus, I decided to Bell it up a bit to get some Titanite and I've been invaded about a dozen times and have invaded once. This might take a while.
You don't need to be in the belfry to invade. Go to the servant's quarters or something.

Genocyber
Jun 4, 2012

Voluspa posted:

So, I know it's probably the thousandth time this has been asked, but how does pyromancy work again? lowest of int/fth or an average or...well?

Average. Dark bonus is lowest of the two,

Sanctum
Feb 14, 2005

Property was their religion
A church for one
284. dance
288. deep
323. dog
329. donkey
...
602. jesusfreak

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Genocyber posted:

Well looks like we know what they spent that extra month on...

http://pastebin.com/DLpHA40C

Paedophile is censored but not pedophile.

Studio
Jan 15, 2008



I'm now AFK while invading in the Undead Crypt with all the bells rung. The host keeps summoning phantoms to their deaths and giving me souls.

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx

StashAugustine posted:

Paedophile is censored but not pedophile.

Hotcarl is not allowed. Carl is not hot.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

neetengie posted:

Was it on the boat? How did Lucatiels sign not appear for you? Did she (physically) reappear at the bonfire again?

It was on the boat, it showed up the second time through. Really loving lovely of that npc to recover from poise damage immediately. And attack while stunned. And do 60% of my hp a hit. And be resistance to fire, dark, sorcery, slash, and thrust. I'm not sure Lucatiel's sweet armor is worth this.

Sivek
Nov 12, 2012

Elysiume posted:

You don't need to be in the belfry to invade. Go to the servant's quarters or something.

poo poo, knowing this would have saved me a lot of time. I have poisoned about 30 invaders in the last hour.

HellCopter
Feb 9, 2012
College Slice

Sanctum posted:

284. dance
288. deep
323. dog
329. donkey
...
602. jesusfreak

Dance and Patootie are banned? I think Dark Souls II is actually a puritan mother.

RBA Starblade posted:

It was on the boat, it showed up the second time through. Really loving lovely of that npc to recover from poise damage immediately. And attack while stunned. And do 60% of my hp a hit. And be resistance to fire, dark, sorcery, slash, and thrust. I'm not sure Lucatiel's sweet armor is worth this.

Lucatiel is now beastly. Feel free to take her to the Smelter or Sinner.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



Assuming I'm not crazy so I don't start cramming them into every available orifice in the Grave of Saints and Doors of Pharros, how many lockstones should I rat-bro for?

neetengie
Jul 17, 2013

Shittiest taste in anime and video games.

RBA Starblade posted:

It was on the boat, it showed up the second time through. Really loving lovely of that npc to recover from poise damage immediately. And attack while stunned. And do 60% of my hp a hit. And be resistance to fire, dark, sorcery, slash, and thrust. I'm not sure Lucatiel's sweet armor is worth this.

He drops the actual Aurous armor though, the non-invisible one. Just try to lure him out if you can or kill the "Vikings" at a range first so you can deal with just the Black Phantom.

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

Genocyber posted:

Well looks like we know what they spent that extra month on...

http://pastebin.com/DLpHA40C

It seems if I made a black character named "my nigguh" i would not be censored. Classy from, you put a wordfilter on that was really loving stupid for 99% of the filters.

okay they have a wordfilter for shotacon but not lolicon. Someone's prejudiced on their anime fetish porn apparently.

Genocyber
Jun 4, 2012

GreenBuckanneer posted:

It seems if I made a black character named "my nigguh" i would not be censored. Classy from, you put a wordfilter on that was really loving stupid for 99% of the filters.

Your name would be "my ***guh"

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Oh, GOOD, the mace guys can ignore shields too. Why am I even carrying this thing in here?

HellCopter posted:

Lucatiel is now beastly. Feel free to take her to the Smelter or Sinner.

Too late.

quote:

He drops the actual Aurous armor though, the non-invisible one. Just try to lure him out if you can or kill the "Vikings" at a range first so you can deal with just the Black Phantom.

Oh they're already dead. The problem is there is no attack I can make he can't run through to kill me.

Arthil
Feb 17, 2012

A Beard of Constant Sorrow

Cowcaster posted:

Assuming I'm not crazy so I don't start cramming them into every available orifice in the Grave of Saints and Doors of Pharros, how many lockstones should I rat-bro for?

This: http://darksouls2.wiki.fextralife.com/Doors+of+Pharros#.U2BbJflkXm4 seemed to have a decent list of all the lockstone faces in Doors of Pharros.

keyframe
Sep 15, 2007

I have seen things

Cowcaster posted:

Assuming I'm not crazy so I don't start cramming them into every available orifice in the Grave of Saints and Doors of Pharros, how many lockstones should I rat-bro for?

Dont waste a single one in the ratbro area, they are all poo poo. The upstairs one make the rats spew armor corroding poison which hurt you more than it hurts the enemy since you have to run through that poo poo every time you wanna go downstairs.

Sanctum
Feb 14, 2005

Property was their religion
A church for one
I'm going to name my next character 'pedo child molester.' Thanks Genocyber!

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Genocyber posted:

Well looks like we know what they spent that extra month on...

http://pastebin.com/DLpHA40C

37. rear end man

Poor Kramer :(

Umberger
Jan 24, 2010

StashAugustine posted:

Paedophile is censored but not pedophile.

Yourgay and youaregay are censored, but not youregay.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

keyframe posted:

Dont waste a single one in the ratbro area, they are all poo poo. The upstairs one make the rats spew armor corroding poison which hurt you more than it hurts the enemy since you have to run through that poo poo every time you wanna go downstairs.

The only one worth doing is one of the bridges, there's loot there.

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007


Because of that I spent as little time in that zone as possible. It's just not fun being invaded every 30 seconds.

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Studio
Jan 15, 2008



Party Plane Jones posted:

The only one worth doing is one of the bridges, there's loot there.

If you plan to Rat don't do both, just one.

Never give a second option

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