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Tuxedo Ted posted:Man, the censoring is something else. I can only imagine what this guy's actual name is, and whether it's something actually dirty or not. You can't tell me that trying to figure out what the swear was isn't more interesting than the actual name. That guy's name was probably SSJGokuSephirot, only it turns out that SSJGok is a derogatory term for a Filipino-Italian immigrant in Switzerland, and Usephiro is the name of a gay porn star.
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Tuxedo Ted posted:Man, the censoring is something else. I can only imagine what this guy's actual name is, and whether it's something actually dirty or not. Well, you can make an effort to check now! http://mod.gib.me/darksouls2/ngword/english.txt
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I wanna know what a Zorch is. Wait wasn't that the thing they threatened people with in Ahhh! Real Monsters?
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tRIDAV posted:Tried out some pvp tonight. I don't understand how the lag and hitboxes can be so bad in 2014. poo poo wasn't this bad back on 56k. 
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BARONS GAMES WHINER posted:I wanna know what a Zorch is. Well, according to Urban Dictionary it's quote:the action of sucking the farts out of one's rear end Thanks, FROM. Learn something new every day.
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Attestant posted:Well, you can make an effort to check now! hahah, it makes sssoo much more sense. Can't let those kids see all those naughty words like "bag", "dog" and "pie". Also poor "xXSepiroth420Xx" is going to be "**Sepiroth420**"
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Broken Cog posted:Well, according to Urban Dictionary it's Now I want to name myself Zorch in every multiplayer game. 
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Apr 30, 2014 10:51
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 Hell yes. Now, what to do with these Chunks.
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Hipster Occultist posted:BlueBro Report: If the host ever gets invaded by a blue phantom while I'm sunbroing, I fully intend to just stand aside and spam the shrug emote while the host gets murdered.
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Can anyone tell me how far I'm into the game, percentage-wise? I just got the third of the primal bonfires. The two-headed spider queen boss took a while to figure out... I want to finish the game so badly before next week, as I'm out of the country for a month or so and won't be able to play...
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Jay Rust posted:Can anyone tell me how far I'm into the game, percentage-wise? I just got the third of the primal bonfires. The two-headed spider queen boss took a while to figure out... You're getting there. Maybe around the 70ish~% mark.
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Jay Rust posted:Can anyone tell me how far I'm into the game, percentage-wise? I just got the third of the primal bonfires. The two-headed spider queen boss took a while to figure out... If you're at 3 primal bonfires, you're at like 2/5 to 3/5th of the game done, depending on what you've done in what order.
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Here are my favorite NG words:quote:abortion
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"Angry pirate" might just be the rudest thing I ever learned from Urban Dictionary.
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BARONS GAMES WHINER posted:
metal as gently caress. I hope I bellbro with you someday so I can pretend my Channeler Trident dancing is to some sweet guitar shredding. (though I still really want a dubstep mix of that little Bellkeeper dude's dialogue that can be played on loop)
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Lemon Curdistan posted:If the host ever gets invaded by a blue phantom while I'm sunbroing, I fully intend to just stand aside and spam the shrug emote while the host gets murdered. No lie, this happened to me yesterday. I suspect that as a fellow former-sunbro we shared a common bond.  Its nice to have a cheerleader as I murder someone with pyromancy.
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 loving  FASHION Anyway, I managed to get and break Santier's on my mundane run. Beat Najka at around SL 60 with Tark with relative ease. Playing the game through mundane is actually really interesting. If you are interested I suggest trying it, it's much more interesting than just respeccing later. I'm feeling some pretty genuine progression as I continue through the game, constantly unlocking interesting combinations of items and spells and overall I'm feeling much more... engaged? Than I have on my other runs. laplace fucked around with this message at 11:41 on Apr 30, 2014 |
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What's a good build to base around the Drangleic Sword? I love the moveset so much. I usually roll with light armor (Brigand / Bandit) for ok defenses and a light 100% phys shield and 40/40 quality build but I wonder if going for some sorceries and pyromancies or miracles + infusions would be better
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I assume things like fragrant branches of yore and certain souls don't carry over to NG? e: Also, can I safely sell rings if I have the upgraded versions? You can't equip the same ring twice correct? NihilVerumNisiMors fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Apr 30, 2014 |
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 There, much better now. Shame on you Shalquoir, you should know better.  vvv E: You can sell stuff to Mr. Wheel&Deal. Toiwat fucked around with this message at 12:24 on Apr 30, 2014 |
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NihilVerumNisiMors posted:I assume things like fragrant branches of yore and certain souls don't carry over to NG? You can sell stuff?
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NihilVerumNisiMors posted:I assume things like fragrant branches of yore and certain souls don't carry over to NG? I used all my branches but I've kept all my boss souls and giant souls into NG+. You can't wear two rings with the same name, so you can't have both the chloranthy ring and chloranthy ring+1 equip at the same time. ^^^: In one of the houses full of the darkmonkeys in Dead-Man's Wharf you'll meet Gavlan, the only NPC that you can sell things to. After you meet him there he appears in Harvest Valley and then after that he sets up permanently in the Doors of Pharros.
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So, is there any reason to visit the Undead Purgatory because the road to it is painful as hell.
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Vanderdeath posted:So, is there any reason to visit the Undead Purgatory because the road to it is painful as hell. to kill the boss obviously. Gotta kill dem boss
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Vanderdeath posted:So, is there any reason to visit the Undead Purgatory because the road to it is painful as hell. Only the boss soul/Brotherhood of Blood covenant. Just pull the four guys out one at a time and take it slow.
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Vanderdeath posted:So, is there any reason to visit the Undead Purgatory because the road to it is painful as hell. Fun and games. And blood. Lots and lots of blood. 
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Vanderdeath posted:So, is there any reason to visit the Undead Purgatory because the road to it is painful as hell. Grab a bow and you can aggro them individually. The Whip dudes are complete chumps and the staff guys can be backstabbed easily after their three hit combo. Mimetic posted:You can sell stuff? YOU WHEEL, YOU DEAL!
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Azzents posted:I used all my branches but I've kept all my boss souls and giant souls into NG+. Huh, I figured they'd take away your Giant Souls. Something else, Endgame: It's interesting that only Shalquoir recognizes you as the new monarch. Not even Shanalotte has any new dialogue.
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PUNCHMASTER was born without a nose. He will be the bro'est sunbro.
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Can you get the sword those giant bow dudes in the Iron Keep sometimes use? The one they unsheathe, attack you with, then sheathe again?
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Fart Sandwiches posted:My character has been ****Sandwich all this time Hey man, the sandwiches called. They say gently caress you too buddy  Volt Catfish posted:Can you get the sword those giant bow dudes in the Iron Keep sometimes use? The one they unsheathe, attack you with, then sheathe again? Yeah, toss on some +item drop gear cause you will have to farm them for a bit. It's one of the two greatbows in the game, the other requiring a new game+ soul. Its really handy for the Shrine of Amana. Edit: Reading is hard VVV Hipster Occultist fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Apr 30, 2014 |
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Hipster Occultist posted:Yeah, toss on some +item drop gear cause you will have to farm them for a bit. It's one of the two greatbows in the game, the other requiring a new game+ soul. Its really handy for the Shrine of Amana. Sword != bow. You can get it (the Blacksteel Katana) as a rare drop off any of the knights there, AFAIK. It doesn't do the whole sheath thing, though.
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Fart Sandwiches posted:My character has been ****Sandwich all this time Why would you name your character ZorchSandwich  Seriously though the name censoring is just yet another tiny piece of the "this series is rated T now" jigsaw puzzle and it sucks. Slurs I can understand. Curse words I cannot.
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Lemon Curdistan posted:Sword != bow. It kinda does with the two-handed R2. You do a small forward dash and draw the sword from a sort-of-Iaido stance.
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Are there any shields shaped like the black knight shield or similar? I only see round ones, smaller kite shields, or great shields. And a pig. Also where do you get that rad skull helmet from?
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Goddamn was the Mirror Knight fight cool. That's how you mix up the standard "big humanoid boss" encounter. And I think I killed my first friendly NPC when I lead my torch zombie bro through the Undead Crypt. It's not my fault that he has a torch don't get so bent out of shape you dick.
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My new favorite place to drop a sign is in front of the massive-hallway-before-the-boss in the Ditch. Can farm the shades infinitely while you wait for players to beg for your help, and the boss is an easy ~30k souls as long as the host doesn't suicide on him straight away. Is there anywhere to farm Soul Vessels in NG? Too many builds to try, not enough vessels. Edit: Also, the Gyrm Greathammer has completely spoiled me with its 80 durability that lasts forever. Tried the Malformed Skull just for laughs, and the drat thing can't even kill all ...10 enemies in said massive-hallway (above) before breaking, even with the equipment durability ring equipped. The more unique/interesting a weapon is, the less durability it seems to have. Poor design decision, imo. sushibandit fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Apr 30, 2014 |
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