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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Emmitt was an all time great meanwhile Priest Holmes was a product of his offensive line

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Intruder posted:

Emmitt was an all time great meanwhile Priest Holmes was a product of his offensive line

Pretty sure Priest Holmes was a product of constant injuries :(

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Tremendous Taste posted:

There's not much of a disparity.

On the other hand there's that Super Bowl disparity

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I like Daltos's pick of Cortez to move on to something more fun to talk about. How do you win DPotY on a 2-14 team? By being loving amazing.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Rasczak posted:

On the other hand there's that Super Bowl disparity

True, Smith's almost on Franco level there

wukkar
Nov 27, 2009
Ya'll are overdrafting RBs and Ditka at 4 was real bad.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Fenrir posted:

11 straight seasons of 1000+ yards vs. 3 seasons of 1000+ yards isn't "much of a disparity"? I mean, really?

Bah, I'm definitely getting wooshed here, time to go have a beer or something.

I mean... Steven Jackson has basically that same qualification. It pains me to know he languished on a real turd for his entire career.

wukkar posted:

Ya'll are overdrafting RBs and Ditka at 4 was real bad.

Ah poo poo, you're right. Guys... we need to start taking this more seriously.

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


Grittybeard posted:

I like Daltos's pick of Cortez to move on to something more fun to talk about. How do you win DPotY on a 2-14 team? By being loving amazing.

He originally picked Sapp, who couldn't carry Tez's jock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJYVL5gk57Q

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Gerund posted:

He originally picked Sapp, who couldn't carry Tez's jock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJYVL5gk57Q

drat it I didn't ninja edit it fast enough

wukkar posted:

Ya'll are overdrafting RBs and Ditka at 4 was real bad.

yep

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

overdrafting running backs in this draft in which age and prior workload and all of the things that are actually important in picking running backs doesnt matter

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Intruder posted:

Daltos that Kennedy pic is just BEGGING for mouth eyes

Afterbirth Aftermath
Aug 29, 2002
Really thought Bruce Smith was going to be here with this pick. In hindsight, Moss probably would have.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I'm just glad people are picking again, even if Knightmere picked the other guy I was debating at with my Thomas pick. Good job getting the best DT this late though.

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


Great choice by Knightmare there. Two fantastic former Vikings and current scholars are headed up to the mile high city.

Atticus Finch is on the clock. With a selection of a top-tier LT, will he leverage his anchor by selecting one of the remaining offensive backfield stalwarts, reinforce his offensive line, or go another direction for value in the defensive side of the ball?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Intruder posted:

Emmitt was an all time great meanwhile Priest Holmes was a product of his offensive line

I must've missed all the returns that had the O-Line on the field.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Alouicious posted:

overdrafting running backs in this draft in which age and prior workload and all of the things that are actually important in picking running backs doesnt matter
Also in which you have 1 runningback, as opposed to 4 interchangeable ones, and all of the top 20 at least are dudes who could fill an Adrian Peterson-like role on the offense.

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008
drat, was really hoping Blount would last a couple more picks.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

wukkar posted:

Ya'll are overdrafting RBs and Ditka at 4 was real bad.

Ditka was drafted for his abilities as a player-coach.

Gerty
Jun 11, 2013

by XyloJW
So who's gonna draft the pillsbury throwboy?

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Gerty posted:

So who's gonna draft the pillsbury throwboy?

Good thing I'm not in this, I'd have joke picked (but picked for real) hefty lefty in the first round.

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

It was down to Fran and Roger Staubach and while Staubach is probably better overall, I couldn't pass up a guy as exciting as Fran. I think Volkerball is up next.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Are any of Walker's other personalities eligible to be drafted?

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
If someone could take a few of them off his hands, I'd really appreciate it.

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


Big run on Defensive Tackles here in the mid-second round! The Carolina Panthers are up next- how is their war room looking after a fellow Utah mormon was just snatched away from them?

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized
I was targeting Merlin Olsen for my next pick, thought he had a good chance of slipping another four of five to me.

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


Yeah I was targeting Tez and did some research on a back-up selection and Merlin came up as a decent old-timer comparison.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Thank you Gerund for being the only person to attempt to put (Position Number) - (Overall Pick Number) in your post, but you were 6-47 not 5-48 :argh:

Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


It's almost more of an insult by having it done just wrong enough to be three times the work of double checking.

edit: but na seriously thanks for doing the updating

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
There are two guys that I'm crossing my fingers and hoping will get overlooked for another dozen picks.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Way to get probated for the gooniest thing imaginable, Daltos

At the same time, :lol: the Games forum is poo poo. "Stop arguing about strategy!"

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Where on the autism spectrum do you fall, Daltos?

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

I thought the entire point of video games is that they're loving video games and not to be taken seriously, that entire thread probably needs to be purged

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I just want to give all of them a wedgie and I'm a dork so that should tell ya something

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Rasczak posted:

I thought the entire point of video games is that they're loving video games and not to be taken seriously, that entire thread probably needs to be purged

You've never been to Games, have you

don't go in

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I play Dota and there's a reason I only lurk in that thread, let's make more picks and talk about them. Crazy ran out of time ehud is on the clock. Then Alouicious, zimbomonkey, and Tanglewood420.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I can't follow when I'm up - you guys didn't put up the pick number. Is there a master list?

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

AAA DOLFAN posted:

I can't follow when I'm up - you guys didn't put up the pick number. Is there a master list?

OP of the pick thread has the draft order, and it's a snake draft.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I had to go down the DOTA rabbit hole to find out why Doltos got probated.

I need a shower. Also can you guys hurry your picks up please. I'm trying to draft Doltos next pick.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Warfield!

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KettleWL
Dec 28, 2010
Yeah but no one wants to do some dumb rear end thinking poo poo and try to follow along with what round it is, which is pretty clear from the constant confusion in this thread.

ODD ROUNDS Order:
1. Jacksonville Jaguars - Parmesan Basil
2. Kansas City Chiefs - Tremendous Taste
3. San Francisco 49ers - Grozz Nuy
4. Chicago Bears - Pops Mgee
5. Green Bay Packers - Top Hats Monthly
6. Baltimore Ravens - The Puppy Bowl
7. Detroit Lions - Detroit Dogg
8. Dallas Cowboys - Febreeze
9. New Orleans Saints - Intruder
10. Cleveland Browns - Rap
11. Cincinnati Bengals - Eifert Posting
12. Indy Colts - Tanglewood420
13. Houston Texans - zimbomonkey
14. Pittsburgh Steelers - Alouicious
15. Miami Dolphins - Ehud
16. Carolina Panthers - Crazy
17. Seattle Seahawks - Gerund
18. Arizona Cardinals - Zerilan
19. St Louis Rams - Volkerball
20. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - A Pale Horse
21. Buffalo Bills - Atticus Finch
22. Denver Ponies - Knightmere
23. New York Giants - Daltos
24. Atlanta Falcons - Chilichump
25. Minnesota Vikings - JRizzle
26. Washington Redfolk of the Savage Lands - Ice Phoenix
27. Oakland Raiders - incompetent
28. Philly Eagles - Mel Mudkiper
29. San Diego Chargers - Pron on VHS
30. New York Jets - Rasczak
31. Tennessee Titans - Korrandark
32. New England Patriots - Toymachine

EVEN ROUNDS Order:

1. New England Patriots - Toymachine
2. Tennessee Titans - Korrandark
3. New York Jets - Rasczak
4. San Diego Chargers - Pron on VHS
5. Philly Eagles - Mel Mudkiper
6. Oakland Raiders - incompetent
7. Washington Redfolk of the Savage Lands - Ice Phoenix
8. Minnesota Vikings - JRizzle
9. Atlanta Falcons - Chilichump
10. New York Giants - Daltos
11. Denver Ponies - Knightmere
12. Buffalo Bills - Atticus Finch
13. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - A Pale Horse
14. St Louis Rams - Volkerball
15. Arizona Cardinals - Zerilan
16. Seattle Seahawks - Gerund
17. Carolina Panthers - Crazy
18. Miami Dolphins - Ehud
19. Pittsburgh Steelers - Alouicious
20. Houston Texans - zimbomonkey
21. Indy Colts - Tanglewood420
22. Cincinnati Bengals - Eifert Posting
23. Cleveland Browns - Rap
24. New Orleans Saints - Intruder
25. Dallas Cowboys - Febreeze
26. Detroit Lions - Detroit Dogg
27. Baltimore Ravens - The Puppy Bowl
28. Green Bay Packers - Top Hats Monthly
29. Chicago Bears - Pops Mgee
30. San Francisco 49ers - Grozz Nuy
31. Kansas City Chiefs - Tremendous Taste
32. Jacksonville Jaguars - Parmesan Basil


So since ADOLF just picked it's now ehud, then alouicious up next, as icephoenix said. If you guys follow here and let people know when they're up this is probably pretty easy!

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