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PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Improbable Lobster posted:

Location:
Drops from Desert Sorceresses in Earthen Peak.

Notes:
Upgraded with Titanite.
Helmet grants additional Intelligence. (3 Intelligence)
Chestplate enhance the chest size for female characters, a popular yet rare item.
Skirt's underwear color is crimson red, shaded under the dress, confirmed upon sitting next to bonfire, while enemy version is completely black.

:negative:

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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Improbable Lobster posted:

Location:
Drops from Desert Sorceresses in Earthen Peak.

Notes:
Upgraded with Titanite.
Helmet grants additional Intelligence. (3 Intelligence)
Chestplate enhance the chest size for female characters, a popular yet rare item.
Skirt's underwear color is crimson red, shaded under the dress, confirmed upon sitting next to bonfire, while enemy version is completely black.

found this page, dude version is p funny tho:

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

The English word fart is one of the oldest words in the English vocabulary. Its Indo-European origins are confirmed by the many cognate words in some other Indo-European languages: It is cognate with Greek πέρδομαι (perdomai), as well as the Latin pēdĕre, Sanskrit pardate, Avestan pərəδaiti, Italian fare un peto, French "péter", Russian пердеть (perdet') and Polish "pierd" << PIE *perd [break wind loudly] or *pezd [the same, softly], all of which mean the same thing. Like most Indo-European roots in the Germanic languages, it was altered by Grimm's law, so that Indo-European /p/ > /f/, and /d/ > /t/, as the German cognate furzen also manifests.[2][3][4][5]

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

theflyingorc posted:

found this page, dude version is p funny tho:



dark souls is equal oppurtunity

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moraga,_California#Dog_friendly

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Popular culture

O'Hare has been referenced by many movies, TV shows and songs:

Arrests for drugs smuggling in Running Scared, and the start of the film's car chase scene were filmed at O'Hare.
While the Chicago airport in Airport is named "Lincoln", Joe Patroni phones in that he is approaching Mannheim Road which is the eastern edge of O'Hare.
O'Hare was frequently referenced in the TV show LAX.
Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers: Greg Focker departs O'Hare on his way to New York. (However, the scenes were shot at Westchester County Airport for Meet the Parents, and LA/Ontario International Airport was used for Meet the Fockers)
My Best Friend's Wedding: Julia Roberts' character meets her friend's fiancée at O'Hare.
Planes, Trains & Automobiles: Steve Martin is trying to get back to O'Hare in the hit comedy.
Home Alone and Home Alone 2: The McCallisters live in Winnetka, Illinois, a suburb of Chicago, and are seen departing from O'Hare's Terminal 3 in both movies.
Home Alone 3: This time, Mrs. Hess arrives in the airport holding the wrong bag, which belongs to the antagonists. Because of that, the antagonists chase her without any notice from her.
Risky Business: There is a scene where Joel takes his parents to O'Hare; nice highway approach shots and inside the ticketing area.
Alkaline Trio's track "You're Dead" from the 2001 album From Here to Infirmary includes the line "If assholes could fly, this place would be busier than O'Hare."
In a classic Looney Tunes cartoon, Bugs Bunny flies on a plane departing from "Oh, Hare! Airport."
It is part of the title of the Chicago-based band The Academy Is...'s single "LAX to O'Hare". It is also part of the first line of the song, "It was a plane ride from LAX to O'Hare..."
In the sixth season of the hit CBS show The Amazing Race, eleven teams of two began their race at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport, where they boarded flights to either Minneapolis, Minnesota, Boston, Massachusetts, or Baltimore, Maryland and connected to Keflavík, Iceland.
Many scenes of the airline-themed FOX TV show The Loop presumably take place at O'Hare, as the show is set partly at a large international airport in the Chicago area. However, the airport is never actually identified as O'Hare. Additionally, some exterior scenes are actually shot at LAX.
In the 1996 Early Edition Episode "The Choice" Gary, Chuck and Marissa must make a choice between preventing the crash of a Boeing 747 taking off from O'Hare with more than 200 people on board, or preventing a little girl (Amanda Bailey) from being hit by a car while riding her bicycle in the Chicago neighborhood of Lincoln Park.
Dave Carroll's song "United Breaks Guitars" is based on an incident that occurred with Carroll's luggage while at O'Hare.
The 1997 Puff Daddy music video featuring Faith Evans for 'I'll Be Missing You' in commemoration of Christopher "The Notorious B.I.G" Wallace was partly filmed on the moving walkway between B and C concourses in Terminal 1.
O'Hare is featured in the cover of Veronica Roth's novel, Allegiant.[117] It is the primary location for much of the book.
In the Left Behind series by Jerry B. Jenkins and Tim Lahaye, Pan-Con airlines pilot Captain Rayford Steele is forced to return his 747 to O'Hare after the chaos following the Rapture closes many major American airports.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Diving_Bell_and_the_Butterfly
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (original French title: Le Scaphandre et le Papillon) is a memoir by journalist Jean-Dominique Bauby. It describes what his life is like after suffering a massive stroke that left him with locked-in syndrome. It also details what his life was like before the stroke.

On 8 December 1995, Bauby, the editor-in-chief of French Elle magazine, suffered a stroke and lapsed into a coma. He awoke 20 days later, mentally aware of his surroundings, but physically paralyzed with what is known as locked-in syndrome, with the only exception of some movement in his head and eyes. His right eye had to be sewn up due to an irrigation problem. The entire book was written by Bauby blinking his left eyelid, which took ten months (four hours a day). Using partner assisted scanning, a transcriber repeatedly recited a French language frequency-ordered alphabet (E, S, A, R, I, N, T, U, L, etc.), until Bauby blinked to choose the next letter. The book took about 200,000 blinks to write and an average word took approximately two minutes. The book also chronicles everyday events for a person with locked-in syndrome. These events include playing at the beach with his family, getting a bath, and meeting visitors whilst in hospital at Berck-sur-Mer.
[...]
In 2007 the book was adapted into a feature film of the same name, directed by Julian Schnabel, written by Ronald Harwood and starring Mathieu Amalric as Bauby. Julian Schnabel won best director that year at the Cannes Film Festival.[3] The film was nominated for four Academy Awards in 2008 for directing, cinematography, editing and writing.[4] It would go on to win numerous international awards, including a BAFTA for adapted screenplay, and Golden Globes for best foreign language film and best director.[5][6]
[...]
6. HFPA Awards Database However, Hollywood being what it is, in the film version of the book, it is Bauby's erstwhile partner of 10 years, Sylvie de la Rouchefoucauld (in the book, he refers to her coldly as 'the mother of my two children') who was given the role of the luminous Madonna, and not Florence Ben Sadoun, who was his companion for three years, the woman who sat by his side, and who held his hand when he died.

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

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goddamn there's some crazy poo poo on this web sector http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Text is available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License; additional terms may apply. By using this site, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. WikipediaŽ is a registered trademark of the Wikimedia Foundation, Inc., a non-profit organization.

are you loving serious

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Diving_Bell_and_the_Butterfly
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (original French title: Le Scaphandre et le Papillon) is a memoir by journalist Jean-Dominique Bauby. It describes what his life is like after suffering a massive stroke that left him with locked-in syndrome. It also details what his life was like before the stroke.

On 8 December 1995, Bauby, the editor-in-chief of French Elle magazine, suffered a stroke and lapsed into a coma. He awoke 20 days later, mentally aware of his surroundings, but physically paralyzed with what is known as locked-in syndrome, with the only exception of some movement in his head and eyes. His right eye had to be sewn up due to an irrigation problem. The entire book was written by Bauby blinking his left eyelid, which took ten months (four hours a day). Using partner assisted scanning, a transcriber repeatedly recited a French language frequency-ordered alphabet (E, S, A, R, I, N, T, U, L, etc.), until Bauby blinked to choose the next letter. The book took about 200,000 blinks to write and an average word took approximately two minutes. The book also chronicles everyday events for a person with locked-in syndrome. These events include playing at the beach with his family, getting a bath, and meeting visitors whilst in hospital at Berck-sur-Mer.
[...]
In 2007 the book was adapted into a feature film of the same name, directed by Julian Schnabel, written by Ronald Harwood and starring Mathieu Amalric as Bauby. Julian Schnabel won best director that year at the Cannes Film Festival.[3] The film was nominated for four Academy Awards in 2008 for directing, cinematography, editing and writing.[4] It would go on to win numerous international awards, including a BAFTA for adapted screenplay, and Golden Globes for best foreign language film and best director.[5][6]
[...]
6. HFPA Awards Database However, Hollywood being what it is, in the film version of the book, it is Bauby's erstwhile partner of 10 years, Sylvie de la Rouchefoucauld (in the book, he refers to her coldly as 'the mother of my two children') who was given the role of the luminous Madonna, and not Florence Ben Sadoun, who was his companion for three years, the woman who sat by his side, and who held his hand when he died.
i actually want to read this book now sorry

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

i actually want to read this book now sorry
the book isn't worthless it's the "ugh hollywood" note that is worthless


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_emoticons#2channel_emoticons
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_☆☆☆_
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stereotypical American character (Samū)


キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!
"It's here", Kitaa!, a general expression of excitement that something has appeared or happened or "I came".[15]

キタワァ*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・゜(n‘∀‘)η゚・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・* !!!!!
Girlish version of "It's here".[19]

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrophilia_in_popular_culture

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

i actually want to read this book now sorry

yeah that rules. assistive tech rules

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

(n‘∀‘)η

lol are those Ns supposed to be earrings

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claremont_Profile_Method

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
if anyone is able to tell me what that page is about ill be grateful

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

if anyone is able to tell me what that page is about ill be grateful

ya its v badly written but its for various text variants into groups vs a single reference base

it tracks changes over time etc and enables viewing the items in terms of how theyre interrelated

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

theadder posted:

ya its v badly written but its for various text variants into groups vs a single reference base

it tracks changes over time etc and enables viewing the items in terms of how theyre interrelated

this isn't as bad as the original article

but it's close

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


=/

ur right its bad

Pan Transforming
Jun 18, 2010


simulated load

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

if anyone is able to tell me what that page is about ill be grateful

i believe it's a method of determining the contemporaries of a given text by examining its diction/vocabulary/etc?
like carbon-dating but for words, like we would read something talking about those awful flappers and their jazz cigarettes and go "oh, it's from the 20s"
i guess

really, it's all greek to me
:rimshot:

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
The dude tried to prove where and when the Bible was written, but only managed to analyze a few chapters rendering the work useless.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Install Windows posted:

The dude tried to prove where and when the Bible was written, but only managed to analyze a few chapters rendering the work useless.

ty :)

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Install Windows posted:

The dude tried to prove where and when the Bible was written, but only managed to analyze a few chapters rendering the work useless.

isnt that going to be sorta garbage as we dont exactly have thousands of documents from nomadic tribes in like 1500 bc

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

theflyingorc posted:

isnt that going to be sorta garbage as we dont exactly have thousands of documents from nomadic tribes in like 1500 bc

he was focusing on the new testament, and there's a lot more stuff surviving from then.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Shuttle_Carrier_Aircraft_flights

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Install Windows posted:

he was focusing on the new testament, and there's a lot more stuff surviving from then.

oh ok, that makes more sense

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Pokémon Jet (ポケモンジェット Pokemon jetto?) refers to a number of aircraft operated by Japanese airline All Nippon Airways in a promotional Pokémon livery. The exteriors of the aircraft are painted with pictures of various Pokémon and the interiors are decorated with a Pokémon theme.

don't miss the table http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Jet#List_of_Pok.C3.A9mon_Jets

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Install Windows posted:

he was focusing on the new testament, and there's a lot more stuff surviving from then.

more surviving documentation than a nomadic tribe from 1500bc isnt saying much

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Panty Saluter posted:

more surviving documentation than a nomadic tribe from 1500bc isnt saying much

i think you're missing the point of the entire exercise. it's not about determining if something was written 45 ad in one exact city in greece.

there are assloads of surviving writings from the era

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Install Windows posted:

i think you're missing the point of the entire exercise. it's not about determining if something was written 45 ad in one exact city in greece.

there are assloads of surviving writings from the era

i think you're missing the point of a pithy comment

sinekumquat
Jun 12, 2005

the most dangerous philosopher in the west
College Slice

Panty Saluter posted:

i think you're missing the point of a pithy comment

it's fishmech

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McBarge

quote:

The McBarge, officially named the Friendship 500, was a McDonald's restaurant, built on a barge for Expo '86 in Vancouver, British Columbia.[1] Moored on Expo grounds in Vancouver's False Creek, it was the second floating McDonald's location in the world, intended to showcase future technology and architecture.[1][2] Although the floating design allowed for the barge to operate in a new location following the exhibition, the derelict McBarge has since 1991 been anchored empty in Burrard Inlet,[3] amid industrial barges and an oil refinery.[1]

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Audio_files_of_cats_purring

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

wrong thread

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

FrozenVent posted:

wrong thread
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Smugness

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

what is that, a caiman? doesn't look that smug

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
hmmm lemme see what the other Category:Facial expressions images are

Category:Seduction (facial expression)
16th Birthday.jpg

goddammit wikipedia

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

hmmm lemme see what the other Category:Facial expressions images are

Category:Seduction (facial expression)
16th Birthday.jpg

goddammit wikipedia

she looks pissed to me

and maybe 16 is the age of consent wherever she lives (i really hope so)

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

prefect posted:

she looks pissed to me

and maybe 16 is the age of consent wherever she lives (i really hope so)
yeah but i feel like putting her on wikimedia commons and classifying her as making a seductive face is gross

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The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

easily 80% of the "facial expressions" pics of women are porn stars at promotional parties

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