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Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Kane's having a jolly ol' time

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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Kane, you suck at evil laughs.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

NowonSA posted:

HAHAHAHAHA *Snort* HAHAHAHAHA *Snort* HAHAHAHA

Sorry, I just remembered a dirty joke.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This Kane seems like a cheerful fellow!

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
The week of awkwardly long laughing.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"I could have blackmailed her into bearing my child under threat of beating you up. I do that."

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
NO MORE NECK BRACE I'M KEEPING THE TITLES AND SENDING KANE TO HELL

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Depths of depravity? Kane is going to gently caress Bryan's dad?

He's going to need a different mask.

ANd I just realized that was a Katie Vick Joke.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
I put my neck brace on in solidarity with Bryan. And also because I should really be wearing my neck brace more often.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
In other news, Happy Birthday, Rock. :)

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Daniel Bryan posted:

NO MORE NECK BRACE I'M KEEPING THE TITLES AND SENDING KANE TO HELL

If Dragonball Z taught us anything, its that anger heals all wounds.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I want Daniel Bryan to realize the only way he can beat a Monster Kane is with the power of hugs.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

TEGGS posted:

In other news, Happy Birthday, Rock. :)



The Rock is the greatest man who ever lived.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

Pariah Rex posted:

I want Daniel Bryan to realize the only way he can beat a Monster Kane is with the power of hugs.

Bryan to win via submission with a Bear Hug at Extreme Rules.

Rhonne posted:

The Rock is the greatest man who ever lived.

#1 Pick in the Trios draft for a reason!

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Rhonne posted:

The Rock is the greatest man who ever lived.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

DeathChicken posted:

"I could have blackmailed her into bearing my child under threat of beating you up. I do that."

It wasn't his fault.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Wow, Domino's "Specialty Chicken" looks like pure garbage.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

TEGGS posted:

In other news, Happy Birthday, Rock. :)



:lol: Nerd.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.

TEGGS posted:

In other news, Happy Birthday, Rock. :)



god bless you Rock.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

BigRed0427 posted:

If Dragonball Z taught us anything, its that anger heals all wounds.

I'm pretty sure Bryan has the weird Saiyan thing where he gets stronger every time he nearly dies.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
ExtremeRules2014.gif

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

Rhonne posted:

I'm pretty sure Bryan has the weird Saiyan thing where he gets stronger every time he nearly dies.

It would explain WM 30. Match with, and chair shot from, HHH, then double finisher combo through a table, all to power him up the last moments of the main event.

THE MASTER OF MAGNETISM RETURNS.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Sandow will surely win. He has the power of magnetism on his side!

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
SANDOW MAGNETO YYYYYEEESSSSSSS!

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Superb.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HE'S BACK! :swoon:

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Please let this be Sandow's new full time gimmick.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

:sigh:

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
If WWE signed Magneto as a wrestler then they are the best company ever.

The Watch
Feb 10, 2014

He won't see the sun again for years to come...

He's posting on Something Awful
Megamarm
Magneto is back

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Pariah Rex posted:

Please let this be Sandow's new full time gimmick.

Have him go crazy and be a different superhero villain every week. I want Dr. Damien Doom

EDIT: HE'S WRESTLING IN THAT

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
This is the best repackaging since Issac Yankem.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

When does Sandow team with Ian McKellen?

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Magnetowns

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Writer Cath posted:

Sandow will surely win. He has the power of magnetism on his side!

Unless Ziggler knows his weakness... the wooden gun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5-JVvCrGC8

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Writer Cath posted:

Sandow will surely win. He has the power of magnetism on his side!

All of Ziggler's moves are made of wood!

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
JBL explaining everything about Magneto is somewhat hilarious to me.

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Between Lana doing the Magneto Gravity Squeeze, Sandow Magneto, and Jackman quoting Pheonix, WWE is really making me want Marvel vs. Capcom 3.

JBL is the real nerd here.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

DingoSlasher posted:

JBL explaining everything about Magneto is somewhat hilarious to me.

MAN LOOK AT THOSE NERDS MAGGLE, THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT POLARIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE MAGNETO'S LONG LOST THIRD CHILD!

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I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
That loving cape.

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