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veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Solice Kirsk posted:

President's Day? 4th of July? I give up.

Columbus day. MLK day.

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something_clever
Sep 25, 2006
Why do we fall, sir Hamster? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxKYo1kM0o4

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

nucleicmaxid posted:

I was going to say, I don't know if it's a southern thing but my family ate turkey with all the stuffing and stuff at least 4-5 times a year? Sometimes on Christmas, definitely on Thanksgiving, and a few other random 'big family gathering' type of events. It's just really delicious and not super difficult to make well.

Ham on christmas or are you from one of those "southern" states like Missouri?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Dinnerchat and Ohiochat will kill this thread.


:smugdog:

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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Peanut President posted:

Ham on christmas or are you from one of those "southern" states like Missouri?

It's always been ham with one side of my family and then turkey on Christmas day with the other.

I don't complain.

Pook Good Mook has a new favorite as of 22:46 on May 2, 2014

John Liver
May 4, 2009

canyoneer posted:

Dinnerchat and Ohiochat will kill this thread.


:smugdog:

He's so proud of himself. Good doggie. :3:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

John Liver posted:

He's so proud of himself. Good doggie. :3:

He should be proud. He may be the first GIF-Dog ever to stand up to a cat.

He's the Rosa Barks of canine-feline relations.

Tjadeth
Sep 16, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
VOLUNTEER
:nyan:

something_clever posted:

Why do we fall, sir Hamster? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxKYo1kM0o4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuMdLm0ccU

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Peanut President posted:

Ham on christmas or are you from one of those "southern" states like Missouri?

Texas. So I dunno. Ham was also an option, hence my turkey 'sometimes on Christmas' comment. It flip flopped every year more or less, Ham , turkey, rib roast, ham, turkey, etc.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

I saw a vine once with a 7 second loop of the action around 30 seconds with the chorus to Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" and I laughed to tears.

"Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball"

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

canyoneer posted:

Dinnerchat and Ohiochat will kill this thread.


:smugdog:

That's a great way to gently caress up a cat's back...

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

Samizdata posted:

That's a great way to gently caress up a cat's back...

Boo fuckity hoo. I hope Mr TJ McWhiskers survived his fall from the soft bed a foot and half to the soft carpet.

Lifetime77
May 20, 2007

Hello Bastards.
An amateur with no helmet trying his luck on a pro bmx course... What could go wrong?

Phrakusca
Feb 16, 2011

Samizdata posted:

That's a great way to gently caress up a cat's back...

Cats are pussies.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Kids.


Adults.


A butt.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
lost_in_translation.jpg:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Samizdata posted:

That's a great way to gently caress up a cat's back...

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Dropping a million dollar boat? How about a train?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvyIrsZ7Zhs

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Lifetime77 posted:

An amateur with no helmet trying his luck on a pro bmx course... What could go wrong?



Fencing response in action, he lived!

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Three-Phase posted:

Dropping a million dollar boat? How about a train?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvyIrsZ7Zhs

...as if millions of foamers suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Lifetime77 posted:

An amateur with no helmet trying his luck on a pro bmx course... What could go wrong?



He started with a helmet, at least.

Rack
Aug 5, 2003

I've misunderstood what a lion is.


Grimey Drawer
Stole this one from the yospos picture thread.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

hooah posted:

He started with a helmet, at least.

I thought so too, but that's just a baseball cap.

Rot
Apr 18, 2005

Lifetime77 posted:

An amateur with no helmet trying his luck on a pro bmx course... What could go wrong?



World Cup downhill #2 in Cairns, Australia.

The story goes: Pro downhiller crashes hard, while he's being attended to, Mr Crashtest Dummy tries to help by taking his bike down the course (by walking). Egged on by the other spectators, he tries to ride the bike down. He comes up to the whoops section, tries to brake. Likely due to how the brake levers are set up (front and rear are switched depending on if you're UK/Aus or North American) and the above gif is the result.

I think the guy got some cracked vertibrae or something.

http://www.pinkbike.com/news/ridiculous-spectator-takes-world-cup-bike-and-crashes-hard.html

Edit:
Here's a link with better info
http://www.vitalmtb.com/videos/member/Spectator-Crashes-While-Riding-Adam-Braytons-Bike,25620/iceman2058,94

2nd Edit:
Here's some schadenfreude, the pro's injury:
:nws: :nms: http://instagram.com/p/nPp1eEmxAp/ :nms: :nws:

Rot has a new favorite as of 03:37 on May 3, 2014

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Rack posted:

Stole this one from the yospos picture thread.



I sure hope he/she went up in the air because their belly hit a bump in the snow, and not somehow the rubber banding of the legs after the ski hits the end of that snow pool.

edit: This is clearly the case, but I still cant get the leg thing out of my head. :stare:

Cage has a new favorite as of 03:34 on May 3, 2014

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Three-Phase posted:

Dropping a million dollar boat? How about a train?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvyIrsZ7Zhs

"That's coming out of your paycheck."

ShitheadDeluxe
May 14, 2007
"Drop a train on 'em Edgar!"

Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008


Found it in the awkward,ugly, and gross thread.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Three-Phase posted:

Dropping a million dollar boat? How about a train?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvyIrsZ7Zhs

That's a great way to gently caress up your Amtrak.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Goddamn hubris will get you every time. This photo belongs on a museum wall.



'Icarus on Aisle Seven'

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

'Icarus on Aisle Seven'
It's clearly 'Ecce Homo' though.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Goddamn hubris will get you every time. This photo belongs on a museum wall.



'Icarus on Aisle Seven'

Holy poo poo.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Palpek posted:

It's clearly 'Ecce Homo' though.

'Ecce Blobbo'

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Cage posted:

I sure hope he/she went up in the air because their belly hit a bump in the snow, and not somehow the rubber banding of the legs after the ski hits the end of that snow pool.

edit: This is clearly the case, but I still cant get the leg thing out of my head. :stare:

They didn't go up in the air hardly at all; the ground went down while they went straight. The pool is flat, and at the end of it is a downward slope. Just inertia in action.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

'Ecce Lardo' :colbert:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Doctor Bishop posted:

'Ecce Lardo' :colbert:



You can find a surprising number of videos from Syria where people recreate that move using an RPG7.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Peanut President posted:

Ham on christmas or are you from one of those "southern" states like Missouri?

Christmas in :australia: for my wife's family is generally a roast turkey, a massive ham, and then a pork or lamb roast as well. It's not christmas if you don't hate yourself at the end of it.

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

Memento posted:

Christmas in :australia: for my wife's family is generally a roast turkey, a massive ham, and then a pork or lamb roast as well. It's not christmas if you don't hate yourself at the end of it.

You don't need to eat yourself sick for that, family takes care of that just fine.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Three-Phase posted:

Dropping a million dollar boat? How about a train?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvyIrsZ7Zhs
Next gen GTA looking a lot more blurry than I expected.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Centripetal Horse posted:

What kind of crazy place is the UK that 58 people stuff chicken, and only 21 stuff turkey? I bet answers to that question in the United States would look like, "Turkey: 136, everything else: -36."

Turkey was invented in the United States so that's hardly surprising.

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