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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

LemonDrizzle posted:

No fox, no bird, and a badger that consists of three lazy lines somewhere in the Netherlands? The man's slipping.

The bird is Wight.

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cafel
Mar 29, 2010

This post is hurting the economy!
And the foxtail is formed of what I believe are the West Frisian Islands.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Alex Salmond's EU speech – Scottish first minister says it would be absurd for secessionist Scotland to be made to re-apply to join European Union"

Telegraph:

MPs reject calls for HS2 rail plans to be halted

Independent:


Times:

Max Clifford guilty of eight indecent assaults

Mail:
"George Clooney is rumoured to be engaged to a British Barrister Called Amal Alamuddin."

quote:

'Hurry up, mum. Google it. Has George Clooney definitely been hooked?'

Express:

Bless you.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.
I like that he's wearing a flat cap inside his helmet.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the UK's growth figures – Figures from the Office for National Statistics show that growth in the three months to January was at 0.8%"

Telegraph:

Nick Clegg launches £500m scheme to boost electric cars in Britain

Independent:

PM 'dragging his feet' on election debates, says Miliband After Thomas Nast.

Times:

Tube strike: Commuters suffer 'severe disruption'

Mail:

quote:

‘We apologise for the delay, but the first bulldozer will be arriving in approximately two and a half years’
HS2: MPs back first phase of rail link despite rebellion

Express:

A Daft Punk/Smash Mouth mash-up.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Alex Ferguson joined UKIP and is about to be sucked into some gaping insectoid maw?

I love how the money sack in the Indy cartoon is recognisable as Cameron's face :allears: Also it hardly needs saying but gently caress the Times

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene




Is this referencing Baron Munchausen?

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Trickjaw posted:

Is this referencing Baron Munchausen?

Either that or Dr. Strangelove.

HauntedRobot
Jun 22, 2002

an excellent mod
a simple map to my heart
now give me tilt shift

gently caress drawing a background, just draw a huge spoffle vortex.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Represented behind Farage are all the UKIP councillors Thomas could recognise.

Trickjaw posted:

Is this referencing Baron Munchausen?

Yes. Specifically the 1943 movie poster.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Ukip European election campaign – Latest polling puts Nigel Farage's party on course to sweep European elections"

Independent:


Times:


Mail:
"Nigel Farage has decided not to stand in the coming Newark by-election."

quote:

“Keep fanning, George. For one terrible moment I thought he was going to fight.”

Express:

Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas in 'amicable split'

Re: pint glass chat from a few days ago: The return of the dimpled pint glass

Betjeman
Jul 14, 2004

Biker, Biker, Biker GROOVE!

Cloud Potato posted:

Re: pint glass chat from a few days ago: The return of the dimpled pint glass

I was in this total hipster bar in Clapham over the bank holiday weekend and my ale came in one. It wasn't the normal kind of place I would go in but they had a cask marque and guest ale on at £2.75 so I took off my socks and tried to blend in.

Metrication
Dec 12, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".
Many pubs in London now serve them in those glasses.

My favourite glass has to be a Kwak one though:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Harry looks like a teen in this cartoon.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
gently caress off Steve Bell, if any of your pet politicians from the lib dems or labour gave a speech like that about Europe you'd be praising them to the stars.

Clapham Omnibus
Nov 11, 2006

Coohoolin posted:

gently caress off Steve Bell, if any of your pet politicians from the lib dems or labour gave a speech like that about Europe you'd be praising them to the stars.

Eh? Here's a recent Bell from just last week about a pretty crappy speech Tony Blair made:

Cloud Potato posted:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Tony Blair's extremism speech - Tony Blair's speech seeking to rally global support for a confrontation with Islamic extremism generated a storm of reaction, most of it negative"

Seems pretty critical to me? He is often critical of Labour and Lib Dems, did you follow his cartoons during the Blair/Brown years?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Tory reaction to Labour's proposals on rent reform – Ed Miliband has outlined plans to introduce a ceiling on rent increases in the private sector and many Conservatives have reacted with anger"

Yesterday's Telegraph:


Telegraph:


Times:

Sinn Féin president Gerry Adams held over 1972 Jean McConville killing After the Boston tapes.

Express:

:yosbutt: Pippa Middleton's bottom 'was FALSE' during royal wedding of William and Kate - claims French expert

EDIT: Independent:

Bob Hoskins dies of pneumonia aged 71

Cloud Potato fucked around with this message at 01:15 on May 2, 2014

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Cloud Potato posted:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Tory reaction to Labour's proposals on rent reform – Ed Miliband has outlined plans to introduce a ceiling on rent increases in the private sector and many Conservatives have reacted with anger"

:allears: I love this one!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
loving berets man.

Also the laziest fox badger bird yet.

I love how it's "French accuse" plural, and not "A Frenchman said a thing". We will come for Perfidious Albion's fake buttocks

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Kurtofan posted:

I love how it's "French accuse" plural, and not "A Frenchman said a thing".

A Frenchman, the French, it's the same thing - all a bunch of foreigners, stayin' in their country, stealing our royal bottoms. :arghfist::butt:

stefania_r
Sep 2, 2011
The rear end of lies.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the coalition's knife crime row – Lib Dems claim Tories leaked contents of letter in which Danny Alexander rejected Chris Grayling plans to shake up knife crime sentences"

Telegraph:

Jeremy Clarkson should not be sacked says Michael Gove

Independent:

David Cameron: Nigel Farage is a 'chicken' After Pablo Picasso.

Times:


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"The PM flies high on a buoyant housing market - Chris Riddell on David Cameron's so-called economic recovery"

Sunday Telegraph:

'Trojan Horse': Head teachers' fears over six schools

Independent on Sunday:

Gerry Adams 'questioned for 17 hours a day' over McConville murder

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Clapham Omnibus posted:

Eh? Here's a recent Bell from just last week about a pretty crappy speech Tony Blair made:


Seems pretty critical to me? He is often critical of Labour and Lib Dems, did you follow his cartoons during the Blair/Brown years?

My point is that Salmond's speech was excellent, very European and constructive and positive in character, expressing a seemingly genuine desire for cooperation and mutual growth- a speech that should be right up Bell's alley politically. Blair's speech was racist and xenophobic and bigoted and deserved criticism. The only reason Bell is giving Salmond a hard time is either because Bell doesn't like the SNP or he doesn't like Scottish people. If he judged the speech on its own merits he wouldn't be taking the piss.

TheDarkFlame
May 4, 2013

You tell me I didn't build that?

I'll have you know I worked my fingers to the bone to get where I am today.
Sorry which cartoon are you on about?

Edit- Oh okay that makes sense, I only scrolled up enough to see his UKIP poster cartoon. Sorry.

TheDarkFlame fucked around with this message at 02:19 on May 4, 2014

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
This one.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

I think it's funny.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


I'm hardly a regular here, but I'm drawing a blank on anyone Bell's drawn in a flattering, fawning way. I don't think he really does good news for anybody.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Coohoolin posted:

My point is that Salmond's speech was excellent, very European and constructive and positive in character, expressing a seemingly genuine desire for cooperation and mutual growth- a speech that should be right up Bell's alley politically. Blair's speech was racist and xenophobic and bigoted and deserved criticism. The only reason Bell is giving Salmond a hard time is either because Bell doesn't like the SNP or he doesn't like Scottish people. If he judged the speech on its own merits he wouldn't be taking the piss.

Yeah Bell's not all that great on the topic of Scottish independence. My dad, who's a massive socialist and a similar age as Bell, also has some historic grudge against the SNP as well, he used to sneer about them just being tartan tories in the past. So possibly it's inertial resentment from the days when they weren't the least terrible option politically.

Fluo posted:

I think it's funny.

Don't you actively dislike Salmond though?

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Fluo posted:

I think it's funny.

You think Wendi Deng with buck teeth and a samurai sword is funny.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Cloud Potato posted:

Observer:

"The PM flies high on a buoyant housing market - Chris Riddell on David Cameron's so-called economic recovery"

I would really love it if someone ran on a platform of tanking property values.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
But making your island not a single political entity is dumb? Especially since both countries would still be part of a larger dysfunctional political body.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

SedanChair posted:

You think Wendi Deng with buck teeth and a samurai sword is funny.

Don't start this strawman again.

Puntification posted:

Don't you actively dislike Salmond though?

No, disagreeing some of the policies / things Salmond does, doesn't make you actively dislike him see next part on why I dislike some of his actions.

Puntification posted:

Yeah Bell's not all that great on the topic of Scottish independence. My dad, who's a massive socialist and a similar age as Bell, also has some historic grudge against the SNP as well, he used to sneer about them just being tartan tories in the past. So possibly it's inertial resentment from the days when they weren't the least terrible option politically.

Pretty much and Salmon is extremely neo-liberal, Blair level even. And even falling into the potholes as the other neo-liberals before him did, getting inbed with people like Donald Trump and Murdoch.


A couple of sources as its early in the morning:
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2012/apr/25/alex-salmond-rupert-murdoch-ties
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scottish-independence/10799027/Alex-Salmond-Rupert-Murdoch-is-a-remarkable-man.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...al-8556199.html



Last two weeks of If...










Fluo fucked around with this message at 06:39 on May 4, 2014

cloudchamber
Aug 6, 2010

You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine

McDowell posted:

But making your island not a single political entity is dumb? Especially since both countries would still be part of a larger dysfunctional political body.

Scotland have had their own devolved Parliament since 1999 and it hasn't made the Union any more dysfunctional.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Puntification posted:

Yeah Bell's not all that great on the topic of Scottish independence. My dad, who's a massive socialist and a similar age as Bell, also has some historic grudge against the SNP as well, he used to sneer about them just being tartan tories in the past. So possibly it's inertial resentment from the days when they weren't the least terrible option politically.

I've got some video footage of Bell talking Salmond and the SNP from a lecture I attended last year and then completely forgot to ask permission to post on YouTube. I'll contact Special Collections and ask if I can post it for you. (The whole lecture is on the history of political cartoons; you'll probably enjoy it.)

Clapham Omnibus
Nov 11, 2006

Coohoolin posted:

My point is that Salmond's speech was excellent, very European and constructive and positive in character, expressing a seemingly genuine desire for cooperation and mutual growth- a speech that should be right up Bell's alley politically. Blair's speech was racist and xenophobic and bigoted and deserved criticism. The only reason Bell is giving Salmond a hard time is either because Bell doesn't like the SNP or he doesn't like Scottish people. If he judged the speech on its own merits he wouldn't be taking the piss.

Oh right, I thought you were on about a different cartoon as well.

As a Welshman I don't have much of a stake in the Scottish referendum (other than wishing you would take us with you) but Bell does seem to be quite vehemently anti-independence for some reason.

Jedit posted:

I've got some video footage of Bell talking Salmond and the SNP from a lecture I attended last year and then completely forgot to ask permission to post on YouTube. I'll contact Special Collections and ask if I can post it for you. (The whole lecture is on the history of political cartoons; you'll probably enjoy it.)

I hope you can get permission, it would be interesting to see whether he has a more nuanced stance on the referendum. Obviously as effective as political cartoons are as a medium, nuance is usually not one of their strengths.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Jedit posted:

I've got some video footage of Bell talking Salmond and the SNP from a lecture I attended last year and then completely forgot to ask permission to post on YouTube. I'll contact Special Collections and ask if I can post it for you. (The whole lecture is on the history of political cartoons; you'll probably enjoy it.)

This sounds awesome.


Fluo posted:

No, disagreeing some of the policies / things Salmond does, doesn't make you actively dislike him see next part on why I dislike some of his actions.

Pretty much and Salmon is extremely neo-liberal, Blair level even. And even falling into the potholes as the other neo-liberals before him did, getting inbed with people like Donald Trump and Murdoch.

Fair enough I didn't intend to misrepresent you, he's certainly not without his problems I agree, while one might argue that support for Murdoch is clever political manoeuvring his support of Trump is pretty damning. I think he's probably the least bad choice as things stand though and independence from Westminister would probably be a good thing for Scotland (also for Wales and most of England if they could get it).

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
To be fair Trump built his golf course and that was pretty much it, any other demands he had about things like windfarms and further expansion and whatnot fell on deaf ears, to the point where he threw a hissy fit and declared he'd never do business in Scotland again and was loving off to Ireland. People were forcibly evicted to build the course, and that's horrendous, but Trump doesn't really have a say in Scottish politics.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Coohoolin posted:

To be fair Trump built his golf course and that was pretty much it, any other demands he had about things like windfarms and further expansion and whatnot fell on deaf ears, to the point where he threw a hissy fit and declared he'd never do business in Scotland again and was loving off to Ireland. People were forcibly evicted to build the course, and that's horrendous, but Trump doesn't really have a say in Scottish politics.

And now he's trying to buy some golf course in Ayrshire. Because with Donald Trump, his word is his bond.

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Pfizer's AstraZeneca takeover bid – Ministers clash on US takeover plan as Labour's national interest test proposals met with accusations of being 'anti-business'"

Telegraph:

Labour should reform the railways, prospective MPs say

Independent:

Labour plans for a crackdown on drinking, smoking and unhealthy food

Times:

Ukraine crisis: Odessa detainees freed as police HQ attacked

Express:

Nigel Farage entitled to take part in TV election debates, says Ed Miliband

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