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Bloody posted:just use langs that target the CLR and/or start with the letter c and arent clojure and you will be fine. common lisp
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why don't you just write hello world a million times for one xp and at the end you will have a million xp!
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apt gangbang posted:common lisp  Symbolic Butt posted:coffeescript not a lang Soricidus posted:cobol.net should be real MeramJert posted:caché is this a lang? AlsoD posted:coq 
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Mido posted:im a dumb baby and i spend most of my time in imperative languages but using C# and even (gasp) python is nice sometimes because i get to whip out cool functional programming tricks that make some problems really natural to solve instead of writing like 50 lines of nested loops and fragile recursion idk what you're talking about "cool functional tricks" here because python is really about doing nested loops and having very limited and slow recursion depth.
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Symbolic Butt posted:idk what you're talking about "cool functional tricks" here because python is really about doing nested loops and having very limited and slow recursion depth. like basic map/reduce stuff and lambdas and generator pattern stuff being native to the syntax, 
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i write my random one-off scripts in perl because its practical extraction and reporting language
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Mido posted:like basic map/reduce stuff and lambdas and generator pattern stuff being native to the syntax, I'm one of the python guys at my company so i get cc'd on a bunch of pull requests for stuff that i don't work on or really understand but is in python so i make lots of small comments like 'hey use a map and join here instead of a loop' and they seem to like it, idk
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i love that every person i work with is reasonably certain programming languages are magic
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Bloody posted:should be real caché is mumps 
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Bloody posted:should be real makes u wonder why anyone uses c# tbh
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this thread is my greatest success as a programmer
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Soricidus posted:it is, there are multiple cobol compilers targeting the clr lmao w/e, banks gotta bank somehow
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i dont even do any programming any more
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you won. congratulation.
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i tell other people what to do and have a vague understand of the systems involved
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vapid cutlery posted:i tell other people what to do and have a vague understand of the systems involved Pm me
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that sounds p great ~~my aspirations~~
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html status: lol this poo poo is barely a p lang
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stoutfish posted:html status: lol this poo poo is barely a p lang pretend i sperged about programming languages vs markup languages here
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html is a programming language if you inline your javascript or whatever
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i could google this easily but if my apple osx developer thing expires will my signed applications still be valid and pass the apple security thing?? because i wont be releasing new versions but my work is gonna keep distributing it to people probably nevermind i found the answer DONT THREAD ON ME fucked around with this message at 22:46 on May 5, 2014 |
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USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:html is a programming language if you inline your javascript or whatever i think i got taken down a whole grade in a web dev project recently because i had a tiny bit of inline javascript in a template, it was for twitter stuff, "YOU MUST MAINTAIN SEPERATION OF CONCERNS!!!" but it wasnt that important jesus
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Valeyard posted:i think i got taken down a whole grade in a web dev project recently because i had a tiny bit of inline javascript in a template, it was for twitter stuff, "YOU MUST MAINTAIN SEPERATION OF CONCERNS!!!" but it wasnt that important jesus sounds like u go to a rare, actually good programming school that teaches real world skills
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USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:sounds like u go to a rare, actually good programming school that teaches real world skills all those do is set you up for crushing disappointment when you get a job
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i like haml because it makes inline javascript very difficult
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same
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if html isnt a programming language then how do you have games coded in html5??? 
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cause the <pacman> tag
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if anyone happens to be familiar with the popular MMORPG Runescape, please explain how they are making a transition from java to html5, how does that even work
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Valeyard posted:if anyone happens to be familiar with the popular MMORPG Runescape, please explain how they are making a transition from java to html5, how does that even work i'm guessing that means they're moving from a java plugin to javascript
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that sounds awfully hackable but otoh who would even give a poo poo about runescape
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Valeyard posted:if anyone happens to be familiar with the popular MMORPG Runescape, please explain how they are making a transition from java to html5, how does that even work probably html5, webgl, and a mountain of javascript
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Socracheese posted:that sounds awfully hackable but otoh who would even give a poo poo about runescape
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