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Xbox One
Apr 25, 2014
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Dive and pass to an offside player (John Terry, who sucks)

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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Nah, the ball was getting away and he threw himself at the defender (in self-defense possibly but still).

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em
I guess it's a foul but it looked more like Hazard blew the poo poo out of the defender. Ouch

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
he saw the tackle coming and threw himself in the air like the fanny he is

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Ivanovic literally jumping in anger lmao he's a child.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

TasmanianX posted:

I guess it's a foul but it looked more like Hazard blew the poo poo out of the defender. Ouch

this except not this at all

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
it is still a pen if you get out of the way of a dangerous tackle hth

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


stickyfngrdboy posted:

this except not this at all

No it's actually a foul, ref bottled it, very poor

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Burqa King posted:

it is still a pen if you get out of the way of a dangerous tackle hth


Fat Lowtax posted:

No it's actually a foul

lol

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

lmao

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



This ref is horrible

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
Probably wasn't a pen, but he jumps to save Bennet from destroying his shin.

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Man I wish City had signed Matic because then him and Yaya Dogshit Toure could be huge dench chill bros in the midfield and just demolish bitches in the CL and in the hotel showers afterwards.

James R
Dec 22, 2006

I hear they're still eating paper. Is that true?

Xabi posted:

Haven't there been enough rapists at Arsenal?

Kluivert to Man U as assistant manager I'd heard?

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Chelsea.... are..... poo poo?

James R
Dec 22, 2006

I hear they're still eating paper. Is that true?

Chasing Rooney for loving his wife?

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
was kluivert a rapist i thought he drew the line at vehicular homicide

James R
Dec 22, 2006

I hear they're still eating paper. Is that true?

Burqa King posted:

was kluivert a rapist i thought he drew the line at vehicular homicide

Gang rape, not just piddly normal rape.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
thats only a fifth as bad

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

Xbox One posted:

Man I wish City had signed Matic because then him and Yaya Dogshit Toure could be huge dench chill bros in the midfield and just demolish bitches in the CL and in the hotel showers afterwards.

Fernandinho owns bro, yaya comes from up high and he comes from below, perfect shower intimidation

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Norwich defending well, flashbacks to the Sunderland game yesterday. Didn't like how that ended

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

lol if Mourinho forces Hazard out of Chelsea i'll never stop laughing. Hes easily their best player.

ronniegardocki
Apr 14, 2012

by Lowtax
chelsea are so poo poo

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
gently caress i got really excited then

Mr Snips
Jan 9, 2009



stickyfngrdboy posted:

gently caress i got really excited then

same

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
hit that firdt time ya plum

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
cmon snodgrass m8

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Redmond should've joined us when he had the chance

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Don't know why Snodgrass took that touch

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Should've shot earlier

James R
Dec 22, 2006

I hear they're still eating paper. Is that true?

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Fernandinho owns bro, yaya comes from up high and he comes from below, perfect shower intimidation

Yaya comes wherever he wants. You gonna push that huge fucker off?

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Howson

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

If Chelsea bottle this then I will do a lol

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

Should've shot earlier

insightful

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Redmond causing the Chels d all kinds of problems, love it

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Chelsea are proper poo poo come on Norwich

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Eau de MacGowan posted:

Fernandinho owns bro, yaya comes from up high and he comes from below, perfect shower intimidation

Richards is always down too.

I love big ferd but I'd rather have Matic than Garcia.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
Are Chelsea seriously going to bottle the league against Norwich?

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
I think you can only bottle something if youre in the lead

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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Chelsea will really fancy a win here

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