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Lazer
Jun 26, 2011

V A P O R W A V E
But they flipped the table. You can't have a John Cena press conference without a table.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

armoredgorilla posted:

"How often do you see John Cena not do the press conference?"

:psyduck: It's the first time you've done it, guys!

i think he realized what he was saying halfway through but by then he was committed

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
The part of the show that I watched was cool. However, fell asleep part way through the cage match so I missed that and Divas. Apparently there was kids singing and stuff?

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax
Sorry, Booker. The Cena Wyatt feud isn't about Cena's inner monster anymore. It's about Cena saving Little Johnny's sooooouuul.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012



Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Striking Yak posted:

I can't loving believe Vladamir Putin is on the 'tron. R-Truth is fighting for America. Did this show really happen?

I think it happened but I could be in a coma and dreamed all of this. In short, it is a mystery.

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Omally posted:

i think he realized what he was saying halfway through but by then he was committed

They did one for Wrestlemania, I thought?

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



YES! CRAZY EYES AMBROSE!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

*yakkity sax*

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Seth Rollins demanded a V8

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Josh Mathews is dead inside. Just look at him.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Prozach posted:

The part of the show that I watched was cool. However, fell asleep part way through the cage match so I missed that and Divas. Apparently there was kids singing and stuff?

Cena was about to escape, lights went out and DEA-, a small child was there staring at Cena and singing in a distorted voice. Cena was freaked out, Bray capitalised and hit his finisher, then left the cage.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Roman Reigns is the fun one *stare*

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
hahahahaha

"Are you concerned about how the Authority might react after tonight?"
Reigns: No

Ambrose starts laughing like a maniac

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
I figured Rowan flipping the table and revealing the press conference stage to be just another backstage set would be a good way to write off the idea, but nope.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
:lol: at dean's response to flair

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Reigns rules. "No."

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



I don't know what Ric said.

Neither do we Dean. Neither do we.

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Remember when The Plan was to have Batista win the title at Wrestlemania as the conquering hero? :v:

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

Striking Yak posted:

Cena was about to escape, lights went out and DEA-, a small child was there staring at Cena and singing in a distorted voice. Cena was freaked out, Bray capitalised and hit his finisher, then left the cage.

Hm.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Ambrose thinks Flair was drunk.

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

"I don't know what Ric Flair said. Motherfucker was drunk as usual."

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



The talk about how tight they are worries me. I don't want that to be a precursor to a break up.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
dean referencing rollins almost killing him. this is great.

Zebia
Oct 10, 2012

How's my volume?

I wish Roman said that they take a helicopter everywhere.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
and you got randy orton. :lol:

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"You got a movie star here, you got a COO here, you got...Randy Orton here."

Static Rook
Dec 1, 2000

by Lowtax
If nobody gets jumped at the end of one of these press conferences then I will post angrily about it on the internet, I tells ya what.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Seth Rollins is saying what I've been thinking about Orton and Batista for months.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Sheamus is out because he's selling a kendo stick chopping off his head.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I think if we could get a still of Zeb facepalming we'd have this show.

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over
i got distracted for the main events but holy heck Bray went over. Going back now to watch more closely

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

Sheamus mentioned Punk. Heel turn cancelled. Sheamus debuts in TNA as Seamus.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

mclast posted:

i got distracted for the main events but holy heck Bray went over. Going back now to watch more closely

Be careful, you might not like what you see.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

heyman just poo poo-talking all the 'reporters' is great

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Please don't own me Cesaro :(

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Going over in the sense Cena left Bray, Harper and Rowan splayed all over the cage, then got beaten by Damien (the child, not the snake).

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



More Heyman!

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Heyman is the best, forever.

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Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Little Mac posted:

Sheamus mentioned Punk. Heel turn cancelled. Sheamus debuts in TNA as Seamus.

He defeats EY in 17 seconds.

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