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genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

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genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
sorry mate i just wanted to post that pic w/ the kid

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

bengy81 posted:

You know why I respect Katy Perry?
She has big tits and she knows it, and she flaunts them and isn't ashamed.
:911:

loving preacher's daughter.



Ice cold.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
fffffuuuuccckkkkk why doesn't she just get naked already

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
we can't all be as charming and sexy and alluring as russell brand i guess

Stanley Goodspeed
Dec 26, 2005
What, the feet thing?



buttes



EBB
Feb 15, 2005

genderstomper58 posted:

we can't all be as charming and sexy and alluring as russell brand i guess

is the secret just doing a ton of heroin?

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

is the secret just doing a ton of heroin?

Didn't work out so hot for Kurt Cobain

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Having a cop as a mod is worse than having a civi contractor as a mod.

Gwamp
Apr 18, 2003

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,

ded posted:

Having a cop as a mod is worse than having a civi contractor as a mod.

Not quite as bad. Grover was convinced he was a vet. Whip is just a douche bag trying too hard to be funny.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

:awesome::awesome::awesome::awesome::awesome::awesome::awesome::awesome::awesome::awesome:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


genderstomper58 posted:

hmm yes i'd love to go on a many hundred mile hike w/ a man known to be mentally unstable from an internet comedy forum for fellow broken manchildren
I'd feel safer with Caro honestly.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Casimir Radon posted:

I'd feel safer with Caro honestly.

If you were following caro you'd be dead in Syria so it might be a net win for everyone.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Mr. Nice! posted:

If you were following caro you'd be dead in Syria so it might be a net win for everyone.

:vince:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I'm doing the appalachians next year so I have time to offload this goddamn house and get my rating for the crazy. gently caress it, why not.

let's get stoned and find trail trannies next year shim.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I'd kill to be the journalist tasked to write up the story about two disabled veterans dying on the Appalachian trail. That's playing with the gooch of the Pulitzer prize committee.

Edit: be sure you guys take a photo where you both are wearing huge grins with a breathtaking bit of scenery imposed upon you.

bloops fucked around with this message at 17:17 on May 5, 2014

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
disability disney dollar funded


hey victor vermis wanna take an unpaid, unsupplied six month 2200 mile internship?

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 17:25 on May 5, 2014

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Bonus points if your bodies get tore up by wildlife.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
frankly I'm counting on it

gonna wear an ammo sling of slim jims to attract bears and jackalope

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
SpongeBob, you're gonna leave a beautiful corpse.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
nah, it's going to be a mess of body hair and tick bites

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

holocaust bloopers posted:

SpongeBob, you're gonna leave a beautiful corpse.

nothing about spongebob could ever be described as beautiful

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
the urn my ashes will be displayed in

I mean, come on, my mother's catholic. it's gonna be fancy.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

the urn my ashes will be displayed in

I mean, come on, my mother's catholic. it's gonna be fancy.

Only the finest Big Gulp cup will do.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
I'm going to be getting paid more than my friends who have careers and poo poo and I'm just gonna be smoking weed and going to school.

Civ life good life

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Only the finest Big Gulp cup will do.

big gulp? we ain't got no fancy 7/11s here. probably gon be one athose chickfila cups she keeps up in the cupboard whoo doggie

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I, too, wish my ashes to be kept in a nearly empty 1 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper with a hastily scrawled, slanted cross sharpied on the label.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
oh I'm not that fancy, an old gatorade bottle will do.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Make sure you wear an ACU backpack/camelbak.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
Widemouth Gatorade bottles are incredibly versatile. Spitter, piss bottle, flower vase, water bottle, urn.

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

oh I'm not that fancy, an old gatorade bottle will do.

Only if its then thrown out of a gun turret at some Afghan kids who just won't get the gently caress away from the vehicle.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I don't even have to remind you two to pack your prescription drugs. That'll really help out whatever journalist to tie in the state of VA healthcare and our veterans in need.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

Widemouth Gatorade bottles are incredibly versatile. Spitter, piss bottle, flower vase, water bottle, urn.

Dipping is so grody

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

holocaust bloopers posted:

I don't even have to remind you two to pack your prescription drugs. That'll really help out whatever journalist to tie in the state of VA healthcare and our veterans in need.

"drugs the VA gives their crazy people and the stupid poo poo they do on them" would make a nice title for whenever someone ghostwrites up a piece for matt taiibi or whoever.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
poo poo, the real problem will be getting refills on the trail. takes the goddamn hospital 10 days to get it to my house, can probably tack on another week for forwarding. then another week to catch up.

really the best you can hope for is I run out of meds and throw myself off the top of the tallest hill immediately after the plains section of pennsyltucky.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Godholio posted:

Make sure you wear an ACU backpack/camelbak.

gently caress that. I got an acu alice ruck.


but the real important question is this, do I take Bong Ross with me?

obviously yes

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Truthfully, you'll probably be dead before the last few pills are ringing around the bottom of a prescription bottle ever becomes a looming concern.

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