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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Sure thing, Joe Mayo.

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Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Its gonna be rough.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
This is BOGUS man!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
You're hung up on some clown from the SIXTIES, man!

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
That's funny Gyshall. You're very quick. I feel like I don't have to explain every little thing to you. You understand everything immediately.

I want you to have this job, of course...

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Sodomy is a pre-requisite.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Supreme Allah posted:

Sodomy is a pre-requisite.

You know, maybe they thought you looked too smart to be brain-washed.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Red posted:

You know, maybe they thought you looked too smart to be brain-washed.

Well, Red, there was a pretty good chance I was never gonna have sex again anyway.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Are you crazy?! This is like discovering plutonium by accident!!!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Have you guys seen this?

http://thejuniormint.com/

It's a browser game version of The Junior Mint where you play as Jerry or Kramer and try to drop Junior Mints inside of Roy (the fat bastard they sliced up).

Also Ezra Koenig from Vampire Weekend does an acapella version of the bassline that plays the entire time :psyduck:

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Have you guys seen this?

http://thejuniormint.com/

It's a browser game version of The Junior Mint where you play as Jerry or Kramer and try to drop Junior Mints inside of Roy (the fat bastard they sliced up).

Also Ezra Koenig from Vampire Weekend does an acapella version of the bassline that plays the entire time :psyduck:

$24,700, made out to The Human Fund.

Whatever.

That was hilarious and fun.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Have you guys seen this?

http://thejuniormint.com/

It's a browser game version of The Junior Mint where you play as Jerry or Kramer and try to drop Junior Mints inside of Roy (the fat bastard they sliced up).

Also Ezra Koenig from Vampire Weekend does an acapella version of the bassline that plays the entire time :psyduck:

How the hell do you get past the the opening screen? I clicked both "play as" and then the "how to play" and all it does is stay on the title screen.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

I like to stop at the duty free shop.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

Frostwerks posted:

How the hell do you get past the the opening screen? I clicked both "play as" and then the "how to play" and all it does is stay on the title screen.

Doesn't work in Firefox. Try Chrome. It's really lame.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

CaptainHollywood posted:

Doesn't work in Firefox. Try Chrome. It's really lame.
Works in Firefox for me! I also played it on my phone on Safari earlier. Maybe it's just finicky?

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Well, a birthday is really symbolic of another year gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our pathetic, sad, wretched lives this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrecovably, happy birthday? No such thing.

Octy fucked around with this message at 11:56 on May 6, 2014

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
Cash? You got me CASH?


What are you, my uncle?

Electromax
May 6, 2007
So do you think they got shrunk down or is it just a giant sack?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Homestar Runner posted:

Cash? You got me CASH?


What are you, my uncle?

I should be loaning you money!

But I'm not :haw:

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

RC and Moon Pie posted:

I like to stop at the duty free shop.

Duty free is the biggest sucker deal in retail

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

potee posted:

I should be loaning you money!

But I'm not :haw:

potee, I should be buying you presents! :haw:

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

esperantinc posted:

Duty free is the biggest sucker deal in retail

Duty?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
You don't even know what paba is!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Poque posted:

You don't even know what paba is!

Mmmm, Machu Picchu.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

potee posted:

Mmmm, Machu Picchu.

Some of those are women's clothes!

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
Another babka?

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
You sold us a hair with a cake around it :mad:

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

potee posted:

Mmmm, Machu Picchu.

HEYYYYYYYYY YO YO MA!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up
NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL

PS. Love the cabin
Dec 30, 2011
Bee Lincoln
Yamahama it's fright night!

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

PS. Love the cabin posted:

Yamahama it's fright night!

I wish I could replicate Kramer's yelps when he was being poked with a broom by Elaine in the bushes.

"What's that? Some raccoon or something?"

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
BAD CHICKEN! MESS YOU UP!

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I had to go to Reggie's, Jerry. REGGIE'S!

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe
Do you have a Big Salad?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I can get you two small salads.

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
I know who's cooking today.. Paco!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

esperantinc posted:

Duty free is the biggest sucker deal in retail


You take your commie crap out of here! :mad:

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Red posted:

I wish I could replicate Kramer's yelps when he was being poked with a broom by Elaine in the bushes.

"What's that? Some raccoon or something?"

What episode was this?

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PS. Love the cabin
Dec 30, 2011
Bee Lincoln
I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salty, cured meats.

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