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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > [24] - Jack can only be saved by someone who can properly say "nuclear" ; Jack Dies
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Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

 This guy's way too pale to be good.

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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

 So THATS why he's there

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 Oh poo poo Chloe!!!

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SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
Oh poo poo Chloe is getting tortured

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 Hahaha oh poo poo he's going for a break out!

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

 Jesus Christ, Chloe's in Gitmo!

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Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

 Welp, later creepy undertaker dude.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
CHLOE NOOOOOOOO

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Annakie
Apr 20, 2005

"It's pretty bad, isn't it? I know it's pretty bad. Ever since I can remember..."
Oh poo poo Chloe! :( She sure learned a lot about withstanding torture, at least!

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Ethiser
Dec 31, 2011

 Stealth new season of Prison Break!

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 Just going to say CTU's torture guy had better manners :colbert:

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SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
Haha oh man there is a short list of things you never loving do to Jack Bauer and "mess with Chloe" is pretty far up there.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Ethiser posted:

Stealth new season of Prison Break!

Don't toy with my heart.

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Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.
Poor Chloe. :(

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MagicCube
May 25, 2004

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Just going to say CTU's torture guy had better manners :colbert:

He was a true professional. Plus he carried a briefcase full of drugs. How could you not admire that man. True dedication to the job.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Ethiser posted:

Stealth new season of Prison Break!

Jack Bauer, Chloe, AND T-Bag? I'm there.

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CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

Quest For Glory II posted:

This is already stupid. 24 is back.

Can this be the title of the thread? I think it's pretty hard to top.

I appreciate the lack of "Jack being Jack" in this opening episode. Really showing some restraint on the writers part- which will only make it that much sweeter. :hellyeah:

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Goddamn why I must be five minutes behind everyone else...goddamn comcast.

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Banzai 3
May 8, 2007
I'm only here for the weekly 24 bitchfest.
Pillbug
I forgot how much I love this show weekly.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 :lol: that Statham commercial owned.

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Welp I'm caught back up...commercials.

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CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
Wow that cut-away shot was pretty great- showing all of Jack's victims :monocle:

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Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
 need a screenshot of the kill list

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Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

 Gonna need a cap of that kill screen.

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DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
The commercials messed up. "Welcome to the Jungle" wasn't supposed to play until Jack rolled on Special Activities.

DivisionPost fucked around with this message at 01:30 on May 6, 2014

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Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Impressive kill list

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Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
ok fucck the Spy museum for using a similar commercial.

edit: Is this the bad guy from Mr. Deeds?

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Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


 Hahaha I want a GIF of all those confirmed kills followed by shifty aide looking concerned.

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Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




 Was one of his confirmed kills "Sarge"?

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Royale with Cheese
Jul 26, 2006

They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
oh man you ready for some hosed up family dynamics?

e: oh poo poo its her

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Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

 Oodrey Oolert

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SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
:laffo: Curtis was on his list of confirmed kills

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Oodrey!

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Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Royale with Cheese posted:

oh man you ready for some hosed up family dynamics?

Quit worrying about me. And give it to my daughter good tonight. That's an order.

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DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
Wonder if they're going to mention Audrey's surgery or if they're just going to retcon it.

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 Having Audrey in this season is the worst decision ever. Someone must have a huge hard-on for Kim Raver.

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MagicCube
May 25, 2004

 This gravel-voiced dude is obviously evil.

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Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

 I'M SO EVIL CANT YOU HEAR MY VOICE



(this guy was in Luther and he was soooooo evil)

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
lol this guys voice

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Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!

Josh Lyman posted:

Having Audrey in this season is the worst decision ever. Someone must have a huge hard-on for Kim Raver.
That would be me :getin:

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