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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > [24] - Jack can only be saved by someone who can properly say "nuclear" ; Jack Dies
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Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

 Not for him




:fuckyeah:

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Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

 -walks into a LAN party-

"Oh, you know, just locked in a CIA special operations center."

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

 Ahahaha holy poo poo, he already broke in there :allears:

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SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
I so desperately wanted Jack's bald friend to be french. I dunno why.

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Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




 Um..I'm Yates?

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
Jack Bauer only asks twice. Sometimes three times if you're nice I guess.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
of course all the people there are dressed like hipsters

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Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Yates posted:

Um..I'm Yates?

ur going down fuckface! :24:


what happened to all the good smileys arg

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

of course all the people there are dressed like hipsters
Multiple girls and guys with dragon tattoos.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Jack Bauer Takes On Wikileaks. :laffo:

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

of course all the people there are dressed like hipsters
It's rough trying to clothe yourself via thrift stores.

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Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


 Maybe we can settle our differences with a talking like this contest.

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DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

Brock Samson posted:

ur going down fuckface! :24:


what happened to all the good smileys arg

Spell it out: : twentyfour :

:twentyfour:

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DorianGravy
Sep 12, 2007

 Just got home. Can anyone give me a one sentence summary of what's going on?

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Yates posted:

Um..I'm Yates?

:lol:


Chloe back in charge!

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

of course all the people there are dressed like hipsters

It's actually how I picture London in my mind.

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Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

DivisionPost posted:

Spell it out: : twentyfour :

:twentyfour:

WE DON'T HAVE TIME

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Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:

Brock Samson posted:

WE DON'T HAVE TIME

TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB YATES IS.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Boxman posted:

TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB YATES IS.

WHERE IS THE TRIGGER

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Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

 Lol he blew on a flash drive

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

DorianGravy posted:

Just got home. Can anyone give me a one sentence summary of what's going on?
One sentence: Jack is back, motherfucker.

(But also he got caught so he could get into a CIA office in London and break out Chloe who is now working for WikiLeaks.)

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Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

DorianGravy posted:

Just got home. Can anyone give me a one sentence summary of what's going on?

Jack let himself get caught to break Chloe out of advanced interrogation. Current prez has Alzheimer's that's getting bad and someone hijacked a US drone and killed some US soldiers.

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Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


 :twentyfour::respek::kheldragar:

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Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

 Stone hearted bitch.

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 Oh poo poo it's Catelyn Stark!!! The North remembers!!!

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Cat Stark!

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I hope the ultimate baddie turns out to be Behrooz.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Junkie girlfriend is going to turn out to be a problem.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH JACK KS TOTALLY GOING TO FIND YOUR SON

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Brock Samson posted:

Lol he blew on a flash drive

It's a Nintendo.

Also, girlfriend is gong to be trouble.

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

 Wait, Cat Stark is the main villain this season?! :stare:

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I hope the ultimate baddie turns out to be Behrooz. Mandy
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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
I bet she's seen his "device".

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der juicen
Aug 11, 2005

Fuck haters

Josh Lyman posted:

Oh poo poo it's Catelyn Stark!!! The North remembers!!!

I knew the voice sounded familiar.

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Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I hope the ultimate baddie turns out to be Behrooz.

His Name


























is ACCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHMED

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hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Wait, Cat Stark is the main villain this season?! :stare:

Yeah but Littlefinger probably put her up to it.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Stupid Dick posted:

Jack let himself get caught to break Chloe out of advanced interrogation. Current prez has Alzheimer's that's getting bad and someone hijacked a US drone and killed some US soldiers.

Um, that's TWO sentences.

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I hope the ultimate baddie turns out to be Behrooz.

The way his mom said his name is forever burned in my mind.

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DorianGravy
Sep 12, 2007

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

One sentence: Jack is back, motherfucker.

(But also he got caught so he could get into a CIA office in London and break out Chloe who is now working for WikiLeaks.)

Stupid Dick posted:

Jack let himself get caught to break Chloe out of advanced interrogation. Current prez has Alzheimer's that's getting bad and someone hijacked a US drone and killed some US soldiers.

Nice, thanks! (Also yay 24!)

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I hope the ultimate baddie turns out to be Behrooz.

I was expecting more of an Ali G character, actually.

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