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Genocyber
Jun 4, 2012

real name one

quote:

stand is Soul of Syndrome, capable of reversing rock! Rank: ??

seeing how the Earth is made out of rock...

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Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:

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Archenteron's stand is Strange Gold, capable of traveling through illusions! Rank: D

I either murder everyone inside a funhouse, or I partner with someone whose stand is Hologram Tupac and own every face.

HellCopter
Feb 9, 2012
College Slice

Archenteron posted:

someone whose stand is Hologram Tupac

Finally, an explanation. I knew that concert was impossible with current technology

(Also, Hologram Tupac would be a baller name for a stand)

Superstring
Jul 22, 2007

I thought I was going insane for a second.

Archenteron posted:

I either murder everyone inside a funhouse, or I partner with someone whose stand is Hologram Tupac and own every face.

Looks like you're my arch enemy

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Superstring's stand is Millennium Quota, capable of destroying illusions! Rank: B-

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<Real Name>'s stand is Chariot Ocean, capable of reversing illusions! Rank: A+

Allarion
May 16, 2009

がんばルビ!

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Real name's stand is Echoing Eater, capable of combining with lasers! Rank: E-

Seems legit, now let's try my full name.

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Full Name's stand is Priestess Sword, capable of ignoring memories! Rank: E-
Awesome, I can ignore flashbacks and backstory, now what about my forum name.

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Allarion's stand is Baby Dead, capable of killing nothing! Rank: EX
Yeah, master of killing nothing! :confuoot:

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

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GorfZaplen's stand is Absolute World, capable of hugging sand! Rank: A
:3:

Level Seven
Feb 14, 2013

Wubba dubba dubba
that blew.



Megamarm

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(Real name)'s stand is Creamy Light, capable of erasing swords! Rank: A
Polnareff's hosed.

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Level Seven's stand is Aqua Flower, capable of destroying light! Rank: F-
How is blinding everybody worse than erasing swords? :psyduck:

Ashtarath
Oct 11, 2012


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Ashtarath's stand is Soft Boy, capable of becoming electricity! Rank: F
I feel like electricity itself should be higher than rank f.

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(My first name's) stand is Deluxe Gold, capable of erasing panties! Rank: ??
Truly the most anime super power, so strong it is immeasurable.

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(My full name's) stand is Echoing Machine, capable of becoming the past! Rank: A-
To be fair that one seems pretty OP.

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Might as well try my full name. Can't be worse than

quote:

*************'s stand is Temperate Monsters, capable of combining with semen! Rank: D-

:cripes:

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

Broseph Brostar posted:

This is the real way to find out the name of your stand.

And this is how you get its ability.

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

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Name's stand is Creamy Goose, capable of changing air! Rank: F-

F-? Bullshit it is. I can already think of a couple ways that's broken as poo poo.

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Full name's stand is Tiny Machine, capable of detonating positions! Rank: D

How would that work?

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Kuroyama's stand is King Key, capable of creating swords! Rank: ??

Depending on the limitations, I may have something here.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

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Rathat's stand is Panty Dicks, capable of becoming momentum! Rank: EX

I think Rank EX is high? Not sure what's up with that name though...

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*

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Heartbroken 2Twice's stand is Spicy Love, capable of copying other stands! Rank: E-
SPICY LOVE just sounds painful! :gonk:

Chalupa Picada
Jan 13, 2009

quote:

Yasser Arafatwa's stand is *** Love, capable of combining with the future! Rank: E

Uh. Okay?

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(real name)'s stand is Noble Pink, capable of shooting dinosaurs! Rank: ??

:stare: I'm assuming this means firing dinosaurs like some kind of projectile weapon and no one can convince me otherwise.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



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Nessus's stand is World's Boy, capable of copying gases! Rank: A+
I will assume this is a riff on "Search and Destroy" by the Stooges.

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Redacted's stand is Soft Yellow, capable of manipulating viruses! Rank: ??
Great, Araki wrote me out :mad:

boredsatellite
Dec 7, 2013

Nessus posted:

Great, Araki wrote me out :mad:

Your fault for being too OP to design a fight around

Astus
Nov 11, 2008
I guess I'll just use my real na-

quote:

[Real Name]'s stand is Anal Program, capable of erasing repulsion! Rank: E

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying

Astus posted:

I guess I'll just use my real na-
Hello, Bizzaro Me. I think you got the better end of this deal:

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[real name]'s stand is Titanic Condemnation, capable of erasing attraction! Rank: D
:qq:

Sindai fucked around with this message at 07:41 on May 6, 2014

onepixeljumpman
Jun 23, 2010

In a world where one bear has a shotgun: Fuck.
Sounds like a fun game.

Internet name.

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OnePixelJumpMan's stand is Hard Balls, capable of creating electricity! Rank: F

:pervert:

Real Name.

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...'s stand is Empress Ripples, capable of hugging anything! Rank: B+

You could use this one. Hug something dangerous until you're close enough to drop it on someone.

Soulcleaver
Sep 25, 2007

Murderer

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Soulcleaver's stand is Hard Injection, capable of killing cars! Rank: A-
You heard it here first. My stand is capable of killing invincible immortal ultra-vampires.

Star Platinum
May 5, 2010

Why is young Joseph disguised as Avdol?

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

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A Meat's stand is Hazy Dry, capable of detonating water! Rank: ??

I somehow got the most broken ability, it's some goddamn Mary Sue poo poo.

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[real name]'s stand is Ballsy Milkshake, capable of becoming locations! Rank: D-

I guess this means no man is an island except for me.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Star Platinum posted:

Why is young Joseph disguised as Avdol?
Why not?

Doc V
Mar 20, 2010

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Real name's stand is Priestess Law, capable of storing/releasing locations! Rank: B-

Okay, that one looks like a power Araki would actually come up with.

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Doc V's stand is Useless Mirage, capable of changing cake! Rank: B

You think that's 「Chocolate Cake」 you're eating?
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Meme Emulator posted:

And this is how you get its ability.

I got Drywall, capable of creating objects from video games.

So basically I'm a chump stand user who's probably a little kid and will probably die in the same chapter I appear.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

I got Drywall, capable of creating objects from video games.

So basically I'm a chump stand user who's probably a little kid and will probably die in the same chapter I appear.

Jesus poo poo no, that right there is some final boss-level bullshit.

Suleman
Sep 4, 2011

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Suleman's stand is Dynamic Flame, capable of detonating other stands! Rank: A
Oh my.

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(Real name)'s stand is Seedy Monsters, capable of copying fire! Rank: E
Huh. Sounds like a forest fire waiting to happen.

Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

Robviously posted:

Might as well try my full name. Can't be worse than


:cripes:

"*****'s stand is Echoing Anus, capable of sleeping with little girls! Rank: EX"
It can always be worse

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


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[realname]'s stand is Priestess Pink, capable of halting victories! Rank: C-

What, you thought you were winning? :smug:

CJ
Jul 3, 2007

Asbungold
If there's one thing worse than stand power rankings, it's stand generators.

the_lion
Jun 8, 2010

On the hunt for prey... :D
The_lion's stand is Hazy Ripples, capable of becoming cake! Rank: B-

How does one not eat himself?

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

CJ posted:

If there's one thing worse than stand power rankings, it's stand generators.

Most of the results just aren't nearly as interesting as the real thing.

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

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Julias's stand is Emperor Machine, capable of negating attraction! Rank: B+
So, ability to defy gravity, magnetism, and rip apart all matter on an atomic level. As well as destroyer of lovers and families. That's awesome.

Also,

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***'s stand is Finite Gray, capable of shooting everything! Rank: F
That's some ironic naming going on there.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Meme Emulator posted:

And this is how you get its ability.

Dust Brothers, with the power of Soul Reading.

This thread turned real dumb.

Volfogg
Dec 19, 2010

Some say she was raised by sentient birds, and that test subjects replicating her equipment were horribly broken.

All we know is she's called
The Hunter


T.G. Xarbala posted:

Most of the results just aren't nearly as interesting as the real thing.

And this is why you use Random on MusicWiki and SuperPowerWiki. (Potentially) More interesting results. But, of course, rarely anything Araki level. Speaking of, I think I got something pretty good, but simple, with that setup.

Volfogg's Stand is Apollo 400, which is capable of Gas Manipulation.

Alternatively, hitting the MusicWiki Random once again for a second name, it would be Apollo 400's Stand, Kamelot.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

quote:

LvK's stand is Sparkling Bloomers, capable of destroying metal! Rank: D

What? How is that rank 'D'??? Destroying metal is SO overpower.... oh. I must have some really weird condition. And I have a bad feeling that I can't control it. I just release my paisley retard spirit and it fucks off to do its own thing, dissolving iron with a special solvent that can only be counteracted with sugar. And knowing this generator, that solvent is its semen.

I think I'll call it "St. Anger"

senseinobu
Jul 28, 2008

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SenseiNobu's stand is Lewd Girl, capable of copying viruses! Rank: D
So I have the power of STDs.

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(Real Name's) stand is stand is Crazy Dirt, capable of shooting rock! Rank: EX
:psyduck: The incredible power of dirt.

Lastly went with the Superpower wiki Music wikia method and got.

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Your stand is Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead with the ability to turn into a giant indestructible skeleton
:allears: Now we're talking!
For clarity the name of the power I got was Gashadokuro Physiology.

ViggyNash
Oct 9, 2012

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[real first name]'s stand is Daily Girl, capable of halting cake! Rank: B

:psyduck:

I am a guy.

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[real full name]'s stand is Tasty Hand, capable of eating injustice! Rank: E

...does that mean injustice is my hand?

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ViggyNash's stand is Sticky Noise, capable of manipulating affection! Rank: A-

:psyduck:

Booourns posted:

"*****'s stand is Echoing Anus, capable of sleeping with little girls! Rank: EX"
It can always be worse

Anything worse probably wouldn't even be safe to post.

ViggyNash fucked around with this message at 14:28 on May 6, 2014

Dj Meow Mix
Jan 27, 2009

corgicorgicorgicorgi
rockin everywhere


quote:

stand is Hazy Balls, capable of changing light! Rank: E-

I like to imagine my power is turning on/off a light in a closed space but that is it.

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WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Using the wiki method, the first was Grace Slick, a stand that manipulates electricity. Then I got Tentacle Extension and Sexual Healing. A few other goes and I got a stand called The Good Life with the power of life force generation.

WickedHate fucked around with this message at 14:42 on May 6, 2014

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