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kiimo posted:Okay I've somehow missed everything involving this giant QB can someone please fill in this ignoramus on the humor of this situation? Is it because the Texans might be trading for a guy that's never done poo poo? The Texans QB position is in limbo, to put it nicely, and Ryan Mallett has been a joke ever since he was drafted by the Patriots and teased every single offseason as a "hot trade commodity"
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kiimo posted:Okay I've somehow missed everything involving this giant QB can someone please fill in this ignoramus on the humor of this situation? Is it because the Texans might be trading for a guy that's never done poo poo? Do you remember how Scott Pioli left New England, came to KC, and doomed us with a trade for Matt Cassel
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Alouicious posted:if 1 round takes 3 hours something has gone horribly wrong it's gonna be over 5 it used to be 8
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If it's not for the first pick I guess I won't care too much actually.
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PrinceRandom posted:If it's not for the first pick I guess I won't care too much actually. Er yeah if it was for the first pick I'd have to become a fan of another team. Even if they trade for him it won't be for #1
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PrinceRandom posted:If it's not for the first pick I guess I won't care too much actually. If they get him for like a 4th rounder then whatever I guess, but if the Texans trade something like #33 for Ryan Mallett then lol
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SlipUp posted:it's gonna be over 5 It would be 5.3 hours if every team used the whole ten minutes. I wonder if there's an over/under Vegas bet going.
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quote:@JasonLaCanfora 20s Moments after retweeting the man who said it was imminent.
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If the Patriots get a single pick for a quarterback who has only thrown four passes (all in garbage time) (one of which was an inter-goddamn-ception) because one of their dumbass assistant coaches that somehow keep getting elevated to running teams of their own has a bizarre personal relationship, I am going to eat a hat.
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I'm guessing this is a dumb smokescreen to get the Falcons/whoever else worried that Houston doesn't want to trade the first anymore.
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DupaDupa posted:Moments after retweeting the man who said it was imminent. The draft delay has officially driven us all insane, I guess.
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kiimo posted:Okay I've somehow missed everything involving this giant QB can someone please fill in this ignoramus on the humor of this situation? Is it because the Texans might be trading for a guy that's never done poo poo? The last time a Belichick protege traded for a #Patriots backup quarterback, his name was Matt Cassel & the victim was Scott Pioli. Also, he's a literal methhead.
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Burger Trench posted:If the Patriots get a single pick for a quarterback who has only thrown four passes (all in garbage time) (one of which was an inter-goddamn-ception) because one of their dumbass assistant coaches that somehow keep getting elevated to running teams of their own has a bizarre personal relationship, I am going to eat a hat. 
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Patriot Backup Success Stories I mean Cassel did have that one season in KC. I know he's actually terrible, but if we don't give him that then we don't give Derek Anderson 2007 and I dont want to live in that world.
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Eh he'll just form a hat out of some food product and then eat it
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Mallett to the Texans is only fair if they're going to be manhandling the rest of the AFC South with a Clowney/Watt combo. 
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Patriot Backup Success Stories Uh... Tom Brady
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He also reminds me of Brady Quinn for some reason I can't place.
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Febreeze posted:Uh... I think he meant backups that went to other teams
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PrinceRandom posted:He also reminds me of Brady Quinn for some reason I can't place. Is it "is bad" because that's the only similarity they have
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Tom E. Curran @tomecurran 5m Second source says nothing doing at the moment on Mallett to Houston. We'll watch how it plays out. Makes sense if Clowney is No. 1. Crisis averted Also hoping his "sources" are twitter feeds and his "second source" is JLC 
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Intruder posted:I think he meant backups that went to other teams Yeah not system QBs like that guy who filled in for Bledsoe, Brody or whatever when's bledsoe coming back btw god drat
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Intruder posted:I think he meant backups that went to other teams Yeah and to be fair Cassel did have a decent mini streak in KC.
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kiimo posted:It would be 5.3 hours if every team used the whole ten minutes. I wonder if there's an over/under Vegas bet going. yeah, i rounded down figuring the average time burnoff would be about 30 seconds i do not envy anyone looking to put in 15+ hours of ESPN's live draft chat this weekend
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Intruder posted:I think he meant backups that went to other teams Matt Cassel had a really good year. I mean considering what they got for that trade, it was probably a wash if you ignore the contract they gave Cassel.
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Groucho Marxist posted:Is it "is bad" because that's the only similarity they have No, it's some kind of douche factor.
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You can tell how panicked I was by this Mallett thing because I made like 10 posts in 5 minutes 
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Kalli posted:Matt Cassel had a really good year. I mean considering what they got for that trade, it was probably a wash if you ignore the contract they gave Cassel.
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Intruder posted:You can tell how panicked I was by this Mallett thing because I made like 10 posts in 5 minutes It's understandable you thought they were giving up draft picks for a guy whose highlight reel resembles Rob Ford's
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Remember when Matt Cassel was going to build on his second season and was even making commercials in the offseason where he was going "come at me, bro!"? And then defenses came at him and he fumbled every other play. Memories.
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Intruder posted:You can tell how panicked I was by this Mallett thing because I made like 10 posts in 5 minutes Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be traded to KC to make Parmesan pine for the Alex Smith days
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Intruder posted:You can tell how panicked I was by this Mallett thing because I made like 10 posts in 5 minutes i too have entered the posting zone
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Wait, I confused Quinn with other storied Notre Dame QB Jimmy Clausen
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PrinceRandom posted:No, it's some kind of douche factor. well meth head vs notre dame quarterback are both douchey but in very different ways
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PrinceRandom posted:Wait, I confused Quinn with other storied Notre Dame QB Jimmy Clausen tommy rees is going to set the NFL on fire! - some fat Chicagoan
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Intruder posted:You can tell how panicked I was by this Mallett thing because I made like 10 posts in 5 minutes You'll know my response to an announced trade of Ryan Mallet by me pounding the table and laughing like Papi on Highly Questionable.
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