NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

ChampRamp posted:

haha Teddy Bridgewater is there

He's gonna be drafted in the first round. Why not?

I have a feeling that most of the poo poo you heard about him was smokescreens.

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Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Kirios posted:

Whose last?

Denver. They were the same way, too. I love Ha-Ha's outfit

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

I'm not sure if I will ever stop laughing at HaHa's name

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Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Kirios posted:

Guys, I need an answer for this question as soon as possible:

NFL Network or ESPN for draft coverage?

NFLN if you want actually listenable commentators.

Intruder posted:

Holding out for a Clowney till the end of the night

And he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be strong and he's gotta sack Andrew Luck

Doesn't even rhyme, shameful

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Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

bewbies posted:

DOES ANYONE HERE ENJOY BELLE AND SEBASTIAN

I do, but I haven't listened to them in a while.

Holy poo poo this is a long intro.

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Chris de Sperg: Aug 14, 2009

teddy looks kinda terrified

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A Pale Horse: Jul 29, 2007

Parmesan Basil posted:

You guys went from top five unis in the league to second to last.

You're being generous, that alarm clock font is loving the worst.

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Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

I'm so excited for the Titans to draft somebody completely underwhelming.

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Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Cooks standing next to Clowney is the best drat thing.

Edit: Ealy on the other side. 6'6", 5'10", 6'5"

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

The Puppy Bowl posted:

HAHAHAHA

Jake Matthews walk out music is the theme to Rocky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvQkl7qa6RQ

That rules. :colbert:

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No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005

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Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Parmesan Basil posted:

Denver. They were the same way, too. I love Ha-Ha's outfit

Excellent answer. 100% agree with you - those numbers and helmet look absolutely horrible. The only other teams that are in their "league" are the Titans and Jaguars.

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Schwack: Jan 31, 2003; Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

bewbies posted:

as for gummi bears can we briefly why this is a product that is being sold for money:

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Bears-Sugar-Free/dp/B000EVQWKC

Proverbs 23:21
For the drunkard and the glutton will come to poverty, and slumber will clothe them with rags. #BVD #Divorce #GummiBears

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Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Haha, Cooks looks so tiny next to Clowney

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ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

I want Clowney's tie

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bewbies: Sep 23, 2003; Fun Shoe

did the NFL dress these guys? these suits are all absolutely amazing

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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

No Safe Word posted:

lol daltos

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waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Probably Magic posted:

I'm so excited for the Titans to draft somebody completely underwhelming.

this is the titans year. They are gonna draft a gay quarterback from California and they will win all their games through the power of montage and screen writers.

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PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Is this Wrestlemania or something?

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Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

No Safe Word posted:

RIP in Peace

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DupaDupa: May 21, 2009; I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

quote:

John McClain ‏@McClain_on_NFL 2m

If the Texans don't trade and don't take Clowney, I won't have to eat front page cause I'm jumping off Empire State Building.

lol

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The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Silly Burrito posted:

That rules.

It's a cop out. The obvious choice was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwer1CiteBg

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Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Kyle Fuller in Phoenix Wright cosplay

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Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

PrinceRandom posted:

Is this Wrestlemania or something?

Whatcha gonna do brother when Clowney runs all over you?!

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ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

bewbies posted:

did the NFL dress these guys? these suits are all absolutely amazing

Yeah some of these suits are just impeccable

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ChampRamp: Mar 29, 2010; SAVE_US.CHR

Dexo posted:

He's gonna be drafted in the first round. Why not?

I have a feeling that most of the poo poo you heard about him was smokescreens.

I haven't really been paying attention to what people have been saying about him. I did however see him play and his pro day and yeah...

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

bewbies posted:

did the NFL dress these guys? these suits are all absolutely amazing

I assume, their agents help them pick the suits out. Or the agent hires someone to help them with it

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No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005

DupaDupa posted:

lol

everyone wins

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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Parmesan Basil posted:

Kyle Fuller in Phoenix Wright cosplay

holy lol

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PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Lol, They invited Garrapolo?

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A Pale Horse: Jul 29, 2007

No Safe Word posted:

Strong use of the double hitler salute at the end there.

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Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

No Safe Word posted:

RIP Doltos

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No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Parmesan Basil posted:

Kyle Fuller in Phoenix Wright cosplay

Now I want him.

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Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

I can't wait for at least one of these guys to drop to the second round. It's just so mean.

EDIT: Oh that's Garoppolo.

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Is Cyrus expected to go in the first 2 days?

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Chris de Sperg: Aug 14, 2009

mike evans is a big man

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Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Texans.

Listen.

I know Clowney's the #1 player in the draft...but...

DONT YOU loving DARE TAKE CLOWNEY AND DENY US THE SUICIDE OF JOHN MCCLAIN. THIS IS NOW A HOLY CRUSADE - IT IS YOUR DIVINE RIGHT TO NOT DRAFT CLOWNEY.

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A Pale Horse: Jul 29, 2007

This is like some weird pageant or something.

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DupaDupa: May 21, 2009; I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

Come on Hageman gotta button up your suit when your not sitting

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

I hope everyone in this draft is a giant bust except for the players my team takes.

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