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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


IT'S 8 START THE DRAFT

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Millen pretty much likes every player at #1.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Beautiful Ninja posted:

So there's still a chance for the Texans to pick Blake Bortles with the first pick right?
Yeah.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Ain't no party like a Jags Draft PArty

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!
I like Bridgewater also, but I'd like to see him hit the weight room a little more. Maybe if he was a little more white.

Wanvig
Sep 8, 2003

We're so much more excited than Jacksonville :smug:

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

I'm looking forward to the Jacksonville crowd when the Jaguars do the most Jag thing they can do.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Chichevache posted:

Worst part about winning the Super Bowl is having to wait till the very end for your team to draft. It's hard and I hope none of you have to suffer through it.

I hope you draft first next year!

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

im excited guys

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Fred Breakfast posted:

I KNOW you're joking, but...

Goofy name
Likely bust
Face suited to convey misery

Total Package

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
RUSS!

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Beautiful Ninja posted:

So there's still a chance for the Texans to pick Blake Bortles with the first pick right?

No :colbert:

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Finally this day has come.

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS
Blake Bortles wanted to play for Ole Miss.
Houston Nutt wasn't interested.

We got Jevan Snead and Jeremiah Masoli instead.

On the plus side, we don't still have Houston Nutt.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I feel like my favorite player so far is Haha Dix because it sounds like he was named by FYAD

Someone needs to get Ha Ha Clinton-Dix to sign a copy of Monica Lewinsky's new book.

Dr Tran
Dec 17, 2002

HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!
Hi draft thread

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Sticking with ESPN so I can watch Gruden.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Noted first-day draft pick Russell Wilson...

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
Hahaha the look that Gruden shot Kiper after Kiper called Clowney the best pass rush prospect in 30 years...god drat

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Would ya'll stop talking about spoilers, Jesus. If you're sitting at the edge of your seat hoping to post a tweet before someone else, or going to see a tweet like that and sigh audibly because your immersion has been compromised, get up and go outside.

Lee Harvey Oswald
Mar 17, 2007

by exmarx
Brett Favre is going to star in a Santa Clause reboot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z8brmZrNOM

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Guys, in case you were wondering, Matt Millen likes Bortles

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

E_Motion posted:

Do you want us all to die

Only wheez will survive.

And I'm OK with that.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
Guys

Guys

The Browns are drafting Derek Carr

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
GoT is going to get worse every week. Same as this draft class.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Wow, I was joking about the mini-concert, but here we are.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I literally do not need a montage to watch a pasty old white man read a card

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Oh thank heavens, they're transitioning to NFLN coverage on NFL.com

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


why do you have cameras in dallas

manziel to dallas isn't happening nfl network

you know this

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Chichevache posted:

Sticking with ESPN so I can watch Gruden.

The year Gruden was on NFL Network was the best. :(

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!
Johnny Manziel should've stayed at Oregon and won a National Championship. I'd like him a lot more.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Lessail posted:

All of the tvs on campus are taken by nerds playing videogames

I have to experience the draft through all of you

KILL KILL KILL

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Deadspin grabbed the scouting reports for everyone and did a word count search:



A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Its TIIIIIMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!

/Bruce Buffer

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Volkerball posted:

Would ya'll stop talking about spoilers, Jesus. If you're sitting at the edge of your seat hoping to post a tweet before someone else, or going to see a tweet like that and sigh audibly because your immersion has been compromised, get up and go outside.

we're goons, we don't know what an outside is

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
If Febreeze won't do it...

ForbiddenWonder
Feb 15, 2003

lol at this espn opening

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Big Beef City posted:

I literally do not need a montage to watch a pasty old white man read a card

That montage is the most football we've had in three months so shut the gently caress up

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Eltoasto posted:

Ain't no party like a Jags Draft PArty
They live in Jacksonville, anything to numb the pain.

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bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx
Louis Nix was a small ginger child as a kid apparently

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