NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY

«‹›195 »

HappyHelmet: Apr 9, 2003; Hail to the king baby!; Grimey Drawer

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

There is literally zero reason why the first overall pick shouldn't be in the first second into the draft. Seriously, I'm pretty sure they've figured out what they wanted by now.

Hoping for a last minute trade I guess. I totally agree with you though.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:08

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 20, 2024 19:54

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

There is literally zero reason why the first overall pick shouldn't be in the first second into the draft. Seriously, I'm pretty sure they've figured out what they wanted by now.

What if they get an amazing last minute trade offer like in the hit movie Draft Day^TM starring Kevin Costner?

# ? May 9, 2014 01:08

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

This has to be Clowney. It's hard to gently caress this up, right? RIGHT?

# ? May 9, 2014 01:08

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

ZenVulgarity posted:

RAY RICE SUCKS poo poo AS A DRAFT ANALYST gently caress YOU ESPN

Dude, just change to NFL network.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:08

Pistol Packin Poet: Nov 5, 2012; Everyone needs an
escape goat!

gently caress Houston they had months to pick. Just pick!

# ? May 9, 2014 01:08

Vengarr: Jun 17, 2010; Smashed before noon

Vertical Lime posted:

Jane McManus ‏@janesports 1m
If you think boos are louder this year, they are. NFL moved the media out of the audience and distributed seats to season-ticket holders.

This is legit a smart move.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:08

nah: Mar 16, 2009

lol kiper saying it doesn't make sense to take Manziel, the "10th best player" in the draft, with the first pick. didn't he have Manziel to the Texans like a month ago

# ? May 9, 2014 01:08

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Chromatic posted:

This is the first draft i'm following and tbh im kind of embarrassed to be excited that an old man is going to read names for 3 hours but gently caress it. its kind of fun

The first NFL event in 3 months. I'm not ashamed at all.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:08

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

I love that Berman has never prepared for a broadcast in his life and is somehow the face of ESPN.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:08

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

Vegas should offer a 10,000-1 bet on the Texans to forget to submit a pick and lose their draft choice.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:08

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Who the hell did Khlil Mack play against? Shut up Ray Lewis.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:08

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

zimbomonkey posted:

This has to be Clowney. It's hard to gently caress this up, right? RIGHT?

It's Manziel. :lol:

# ? May 9, 2014 01:08

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Rasczak posted:

~~smokescreens~~

Pistolwhip time

# ? May 9, 2014 01:08

Homestar Runner: Oct 9, 2012; This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

ZenVulgarity posted:

RAY RICE SUCKS poo poo AS A DRAFT ANALYST gently caress YOU ESPN

I'm all for hating ESPN buuuuut this seems uncalled for :P

# ? May 9, 2014 01:08

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

buzzword for tonight: passion

# ? May 9, 2014 01:08

double sulk: Jul 2, 2010

chip is gonna trade up for manziel and ruin the franchise for a decade

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

LASTCAR posted:

Raiders getting Johnny Football. Calling it now.

no gently caress YOU

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

Heaf: Jan 15, 2008; People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands

did Jeff Fisher pick that tie in the dark

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

Schwack: Jan 31, 2003; Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

Jason Puckett ‏@JasonPuckettKJR 1m
BREAKING: #Texans take K Andrew Furney.

Oh dang.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

jeff fisher can barely speak

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

Tetrix posted:

even better if they run out of time

Didn't that happen to Minnesota once?

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

bewbies posted:

uh, no. the texans staff are all watching youtubes of college football players and comparing notes right now

Get sidetracked and just listen to bodies by drowning pool and forget to pick

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

This better be hilarious somehow.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

Ray Lewis is a fool, predictably.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Jeff Fisher is having a stroke.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I wonder if the Texans will literally wait till 0:01 just to gently caress with everyone

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

ebg: Mar 31, 2008

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Houston is not a boring city

Also their draft picks are usually not that boring!

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

XxGirlKisserxX posted:

lol kiper saying it doesn't make sense to take Manziel, the "10th best player" in the draft, with the first pick. didn't he have Manziel to the Texans like a month ago

Every draft guy does this

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

Tetrix: Aug 24, 2002

ZenVulgarity posted:

RAY RICE SUCKS poo poo AS A DRAFT ANALYST gently caress YOU ESPN

no no you got your ravens criminals confused

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

This is stupid, this interview is stupid.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

TSBX: Apr 24, 2010

Jeff Fisher is drunk.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

zimbomonkey posted:

This has to be Clowney. It's hard to gently caress this up, right? RIGHT?

SURPRISE it's blake bortles

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

double sulk posted:

chip is gonna trade up for manziel and ruin the franchise for a decade

Chip has this Nick Foles...

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

Anals of History: Jul 29, 2003

Fisher getting big in all the wrong ways

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

bondster: May 6, 2007

I'm not a fan of you Jeff Fisher but that kinda owned at the end of the interview

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

bhsman: Feb 10, 2008; by exmarx

They're gonna wait until the last minute for a call for that dynamite trade.

# ? May 9, 2014 01:09

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.