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No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Fair to Midland posted:

Maybe you'll get lucky and actually get in the playoffs. I honestly don't even know who your QB is, is he capable?

It's Ryan Fitzpatrick aka nobody knows until Week 1

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am gonna have fun shouting "Dammit Bortles" every time he fucks up

I'm the guy who spams the gdt with now you're thinking with bortles

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
RIP RG3 week one

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Mooch losing his poo poo here.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Sour Diesel posted:

okay I'm already bored

don't worry the browns and raiders are coming up

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Ebony and Ivory gonna tackle Luck :allears:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

E_Motion posted:

Bortles, the least intimidating name ever.

Its like the last name the nerdy kid in a high school sitcom has

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Haha, Faulk's comically oversized bowtie is hilarious.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

E_Motion posted:

Bortles, the least intimidating name ever.
Offensive tackle Guy Whimper

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Clowney's highlight reel could just be that one play repeated for 3 minutes and I'd watch it to the end

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

PrinceRandom posted:

gently caress people for mocking Bortles.

yeah, bort does not deserve derisison

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



NC-17 posted:

Good lord are the Texans REALLY going to trade for Ryan Mallett? I thought O'Brien was smarter than that.

I mean, if it's a 3rd day pick, it's a whatever move.

I will still be thrilled until we draft Tom Savage in the 3rd.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

The Glumslinger posted:

Ahh, you're not drawing in the uniforms this year :smith:

That part really sucked, I decided against it so I could get more players done this season

Edit: IM THE MAN IM THE MAN

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Fire everyone on the ESPN panel, get John Madden drunk and let him do it alone

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

A whole commercial free half hour brought to you by GMC and Bud Light? Oh my stars

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?
Goddamn motherfucking Comcast and their WatchESPN on my Xbox 360 is not working. Is this streaming anywhere?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

I'm the guy who spams the gdt with now you're thinking with bortles

AFCN Shitposting Powers Combined

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Johnny Football looked a little weepy.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

I love Boom..where goes Johnny FOOOOTBALL??

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
I forgot how ridiculously long it takes them to announce the picks. If it were just the ten minutes it wouldn't be so bad.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Every time I see the name Watkins in relation to the draft I think of Eagles First Round Pick Danny Watkins and have a stroke and black out.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


What is going on with JFF hair in these ESPN bumpers?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


You have 10 goddamn minutes to make a pick you had an extra month to think about. How is it still coming down to the last 2 minutes each time?!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

I'm the guy who spams the gdt with now you're thinking with bortles

lmao :hfive:

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
I have the Rams getting Robinson fyi

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Its like the last name the nerdy kid in a high school sitcom has

Blake Bortles, the white Steve Urkel

Fair to Midland
Jan 13, 2010

by Cowcaster
So where do we think Tebow 2.0 is going to be drafted?

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Why are we showing Manziel highlights he hasn't even been picked yet boooooooooooooooooo

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Winkie01 posted:

Ebony and Ivory gonna tackle Luck :allears:

Someone needs to make a gif of Watt and Clowney as Black Hammer and White Lightning

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Comfortador posted:

Goddamn motherfucking Comcast and their WatchESPN on my Xbox 360 is not working. Is this streaming anywhere?

have you checked first row sports

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

Alter Ego posted:

Fire everyone on the ESPN panel, get John Madden drunk and let him do it alone
I second this motion.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
If the Jags take Manziel, Clowney will never be able to sack Manziel. That bitterness will always haunt him.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Comfortador posted:

Goddamn motherfucking Comcast and their WatchESPN on my Xbox 360 is not working. Is this streaming anywhere?

http://www.nfl.com/draft/2014/live?icampaign=Draft_Live_Home_popout_prior

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Comfortador posted:

Goddamn motherfucking Comcast and their WatchESPN on my Xbox 360 is not working. Is this streaming anywhere?

ESPN and NFLN themselves stream it online if you have cable and can put in your cable info

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Comfortador posted:

Goddamn motherfucking Comcast and their WatchESPN on my Xbox 360 is not working. Is this streaming anywhere?

NFL.com has a live stream

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Its like the last name the nerdy kid in a high school sitcom has

Bortles makes me think of forums user burtle, who once had to eat a comic book as a toxx.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
Yea man...college football players sure do have a lot of coursework to do

BathroomTile
Jun 4, 2005

Just your run-of-the-mill bathroom tile.
FOOTBALL-OLOGY!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Sweeney Tom posted:

You have 10 goddamn minutes to make a pick you had an extra month to think about. How is it still coming down to the last 2 minutes each time?!

trades probably???? other teams want players this high and they're waiting for a good offer

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Only footballology

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