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Fair to Midland
Jan 13, 2010

by Cowcaster

Comfortador posted:

Goddamn motherfucking Comcast and their WatchESPN on my Xbox 360 is not working. Is this streaming anywhere?

The hell are you paying for cable and using a 360 for a media center? Are you a middle income white? Branch out jesus christ.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The Rams should replace Bradford. But they won't. Because he's a Fisher kinda guy.

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Haha awkward polo guy

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

NC-17 posted:

Good lord are the Texans REALLY going to trade for Ryan Mallett? I thought O'Brien was smarter than that.

Gonna trade for Mallett AND Cousins

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
Marshall's big-rear end bow-tie

or

tiny-rear end head.

Which is it?

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
With the 2nd pick in the 2014 NFL Draft, the St. Louis Rams select a Coke machine that's been taught to feel emotions.

amaranthine
Aug 27, 2009
I AM A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING

say no to bats posted:

Nice, Browns are guaranteed to have Watkins or Mack available to them now at #4.

Thanks Rams!

also derek carr

who is clearly the pick

please look forward to it

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

im really glad teams are taking the whole time so i can be properly plastered by the time the bengals take whatever corner is available
Verrett/Ford only.

Goddamn I'm gonna scream when they take Roby.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

No Commercials But A Lot Of Product Placement And Sponsored Content

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Schwack posted:

The Texans war room looks so boring. It's like they're watching golf.

Here is a picture from the league champion Seattle Seahawks war room.



They walk in on Pete Caroll watching tape but its just the towers collapsing and he is like "Look at that sheer drop, definite use of charges"

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer

E_Motion posted:

Bortles, the least intimidating name ever.

On the football scale of names Blake is up there pretty high... but then his last name is loving Bortles so his potential gets tanked.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Danny LaFever posted:

I suspect the league makes them wait anyways to fill the time and advertising.

MLB draft used to be super fast until they started making a deal of it.

MLB doesn't allow trading picks either

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
What the gently caress are these people talking about, you don't need the line of scrimmage in other places?

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

R.D. Mangles posted:

there is no way that blake bortles actually is anything other than a horrible train wreck in the nfl his name is literally bortles

that's what I'm saying, how can you take a man named bortles seriously

Bortles I'm Piss

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Corner? You mean a real key position like center, or punter?

a center wouldnt be bad from a need standpoint tho

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

axeil posted:

Every time I see the name Watkins in relation to the draft I think of Eagles First Round Pick Danny Watkins and have a stroke and black out.

The trick is to prick yourself with a safety pin every time you think of him.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

I think this is the first draft in a while that my friend Leslie missed, jets fan with a new born now.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
That weird guy in the crowd looks like JFF if he never played football.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Who is that couch at the Rams table?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


If I run the NFLN stream into my right ear and the ESPN stream into my left ear, will I develop schizophrenia by the end of the night?

Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands
why is the guy from modern family there

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Alter Ego posted:

With the 2nd pick in the 2014 NFL Draft, the St. Louis Rams select a Coke machine that's been taught to feel emotions.

and immediately replaces bradford as starting qb

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Goetta posted:

A still dazed Colt McCoy at the draft party waiting for his name to be called

:drat:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Does DirecTV have a Chromecast dongle now, what is this wireless voodoo

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

Declan MacManus posted:

"The Seahawks are on the clock, but first, let me take a selfie"

Pete Carroll's son works for the team as a QA coach but I think his real job is to help Pete use Twitter and his cell phone.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Matt McGloin is a national treasure

he's not tho and also not a good qb.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Rams picked... but who?

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Sweeney Tom posted:

You have 10 goddamn minutes to make a pick you had an extra month to think about. How is it still coming down to the last 2 minutes each time?!
The time is for Roger to walk backstage and crack the whip at the poor kids to get back to work on sewing that new jersey.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Alter Ego posted:

With the 2nd pick in the 2014 NFL Draft, the St. Louis Rams select a Coke machine that's been taught to feel emotions.

It's a Freestyle machine that became self-aware.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
phil dunphy???

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

R.D. Mangles posted:

there is no way that blake bortles actually is anything other than a horrible train wreck in the nfl his name is literally bortles

that's what I meant. Mock drafting Bortles to the texans. I got scared for maybe a month.

E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Your fortuitous arrival is most welcome! Now, I am spared the bother of hunting you down!

College Slice

NC-17 posted:

The Rams should replace Bradford. But they won't. Because he's a Fisher kinda guy.

Are they still stuck with an albatross contract with Bradford? He was drafted under the old CBA still, right?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Declan MacManus posted:

"The Seahawks are on the clock, but first, let me take a selfie"

This is Carroll we're talking about.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Per @JayGlazer, the #Rams will select Auburn OT Greg Robinson with the No. 2 pick in the 2014 #NFLDraft

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Rams got star power on their side!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
My prediction: Mack or Matthews

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
hahahahaha the guy from Modern Family sitting at the Rams' table

say no to bats
Aug 15, 2001
Rumblee tumblee, climin' a hunny tree

amaranthine posted:

also derek carr

who is clearly the pick

please look forward to it

I'll be consulting with the anime forum for the best hanzo steel blade to perform seppukku with if that happens.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

BOOO

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Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

"not wasting any time"

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